Wiffledick. If you weren’t there, you missed the best Q ever in the history of F3 Midoriyama.
Blart running EC while I drove in. Little chit-chat beforehand.
1730. Let’s get this party started.
Disclaimer. Suggestions only. You vs you. Don’t hurt yourself.
Bastardized version of the Q Slaw led on 27SEP16 where YHC posted as a FNG.
Seal jacks 15 ic; toy soldiers 15 ic; Hillbillies 12 ic; Moroccan Night Clubs 20 ic; LBCS 25 ic.
Indian run to small soccer field. 30 count rest.
30 reps high knees; 30 SSH; (Stop Wiffledicking-full rep with clap at top, slap on hip) 30 reps imaginary jump ropes; 30 count rest.
Rinse and repeat.
1 merkin, 1 crunch, 1 jump tuck, fall on your ass, roll right, 2 merkins, 2 crunches, 2 jump tucks, fall on your ass, roll right, 4 merkins, 4 crunches, 4 jump tucks, fall on your ass, roll right, 8 merkins, 8 crunches, 8 jump tucks, 30 count rest.
On your ass, 1 vee-crunch, roll left, 2 vee-crunches, roll left, 3 vee-crunches, so on and so on until 10 vee-crunches. 30 count rest.
Repeat from 10 to 1 with roll right. 30 count rest.
Mountain climbers, 5 ic. High to low merkins, r elbow down, l elbow down, r elbow up, l elbow up, 2 reps. 5 rounds. This sucked big time. 30 count rest.
Mosey to horseshoe pits.
Pair up. Pax 1 grab a block, Pax 2 line up across pits by the opposite stob.
B=murder Bunny for Pax 1 to Pax 2. Pax 2 does Broke perfect pushups until pax 1 transfers block. Pax 2 murder Bunny while Pax 1 does Broke perfect pushups. Pax 2 returns block.
Mosey to near turd shack.
L=Leg lifts 10 ic
I=Imperial Walkers 15 ic
M=Mountain Climbers 20 ic
P=Plank Jacks 25 ic
S=Slaw’s Slow Squats 30 ic
1 burpee, bearcrawl to corner of turd shack, 2 burpees, bearcrawl to corner of turd shack, 3 burpees, bearcrawl to corner of turd shack, 4 burpees, crawl to corner of turd shack. Q from the rear! The death of old man wiffledick.
Mosey to flag.
22 Def Leppard Pushups ic for veterans
Lunch tomorrow, Adopt a street cleanup Saturday weather dependent, Amoeba ruck the 8th, Convergence the 15th, Christmastown 5k Speed for Need.
Purple Haze’s mom
Gold Digger’s Grandma
EZ Rider’s son
Others not mentioned
Those in the hurricane path
YHC took us out.
Hard to believe that it’s been six years. Counting YHC 4 pax were present for my anniversary Q. Best group of guys that I have as friends.
For Slaw’s Q: