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Fitness, Fellowship, Faith

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You’ve got to show to know

When YHC rolled out of the fartsack this morning he knew the odds were stacked against him. A Monday morning running workout with a giant thunderstorm nearby. If this workout was going to happen it was up to him to bring out the A game.

Upon arrival at the AO, the lightning was flashing but no rain and everything seemed far enough way for a relatively safe  workout. When the time came to start, well, there I stood…alone.

Disclaimer, I’m an idiot (obviously), it’s you against you (two for two) and if you get hurt, it’s your own fault (the trifecta!!!)

Warmup

SSH x50IC, Morrocan Night Clubs x50IC, Merkins x50IC, Burpees x50 OYO

The Thang

WIth the PAX thouroughly warmed up, I headed out for some laps. From the small roundabout sprint to the stop sign, backward sprint up the hill to the artwork and mosey back down to the start. After completing this 7 times I realized it was time for the main event.

Even though it was Derecho, YHC wanted a more full body workout so it was time for a little Dora 123! Cumulative 100 CDDs, 200 LBC, 300 lunges each leg.  Feel the burn!

By the time the PAX wrapped this up it was time for the pledge.

No announcements, prayers for all the fartsackers, Namorama, COT.

It was great leading me today! AYE!

Followed by Cofferama and personal 3rd F at home.

BackBlast- #TheStorm: Cinder Blocks, Cinder Blocks, and More Cinder Blocks

6 PAX showed up to put in some work at #TheStorm early this morning.

Decided yesterday I would take the Q since no one was on the schedule.  Also, I figured I would bring back the cinder block beat down from the past.  Even though we only had 6 men come out this morning I thought the effort was good and everyone got some good work in.

WU: (In Cadence)

  • SSH x 10
  • Moroccan Night Clubs  x 10
  • Squats x 10

-Pledge Of Allegiance-

THE THANG:

Mosey To Softball Field, Partner Up, and Pick Up One Cinder Block Per Group

Cinder Block Beat Down-

  • 300 Standing Chest Presses/ Run To End Of Concrete x 5 Monkey Humpers
  • 300 Bicep Curls/ Run To End Of Concrete x 5 Squats
  • 300 French Curl/ Run To End Of Concrete and Skip For Height Back
  • 300 Laying Down Chest Press/ Zombie Walk To End Of Concrete and Jog Back
  • 300 Rows/ Backwards Zombie Walk To Stands and Jog Back

Mosey Back To Where We Started

COT:

Nameorama

Announcements: Sign Up For CSAUP

Prayers: TSquare’s Family, BA’s Father, And America

Coffeeteria: 3 at Floyd and Blackies in Cramerton

 

It was good leading the workout today.

-BA

Shhhhh……

Shhhhhh……

With the events the past week in nearby Charlotte of death, civil unrest, riots and protests, and LEOs taking a lot of s#!t, along with a very taxing week at work, I found it very hard to find any quiet within my head and heart.  So I decided the PAX would visit 3 places where folks are quiet (…most of the time…sometimes).

Warmup

Thanks to Squirt for Q’ing the warmup, YHC is usually winded by 15 SSH….so he began with SSH IC x 15, followed by (in no particular order) Imperial Walkers IC x15 , Merkins IC x 10-15 (?). Somewhere in the midst, Dolph reminded us that at Fighting Yank, any time the train goes by we drop and do 5 burpees.  Sure enough, we could hear the diesels pumping and horns blasting all the way from downtown G-town, so 5 burpees it was.  Then we slow moseyed around the parking lot including High Knees, Butt Kickers and Karaoke left and right then to the flag for the POA (may Old Glory forever fly!)  Squirt graciously handed the Q over to YHC and after count-a-rama of 15 we moseyed to the little church in the west.

The Thang

In my Q’s I have taken a cue (pun intended) from C-SPAN who guest Q’ed a few weeks ago and had us choose one exercise we hated the most and do more of it.

So after running up that hill to the church parking lot, we began with Ring Of Fire since I hate Merkins.  (Also most PAX planked until 6…YHC …got there, but I Omaha’ed from a distance to Al Gore instead and continued that for Brownstreak’s slooowww count of 15) On the second round of ROF, Mayor and Dolph decided to make them Handclap Merkins….good work men!

Next we saluted Garrison Blvd with Monkey Humpers IC x 10.  It was then decided that any jet flyover over would result in 6 Monkey Humpers IC (I dunno where 6 came from) which was repeated at least 3-4 more times during the morning.

Our next quiet place was the library, so down the hill we moseyed.  We reminisced one of the very first F3 workouts in Gashouse with plank walk on the curb around the big oak tree near the loading dock, followed by Rocky Balboas OYO x 20.  Headed around back for some Dora 1-2-3, SSH x 100, lunges x 200, flutter kicks x300 with a partner or trio.  I still get confused in the moment on single count and double count so we may have done 600 flutters instead!

Moseyed up the steps to Garrison (Tclaps to Blart for doubling up the steps!) for another planned salute of Monkey Humpers x 10 IC.  Mosey to Grier parking lot for our 3rd quiet place (this is where the sometimes quiet applies…..I know from experience decades ago that ISS is pretty quiet).  I misjudged the remaining time so we cut what I had planned and saluted Garrison a third time with Crab Humpers IC x 10, then moseyed back to Schiele parking lot.  

With 15 minutes left we headed downhill to the nature trail (bonus quiet place!) and partnered again. P1 takes a lap around the grist mill and P2 burpeed until they dropped (omaha was called by some esp by YHC), 2 laps each.  Then we headed back up that monster hill for some Mary.  (Let it also be known at this point, the mighty mighty Dolph was winded.)

Imperial Walkers IC x 20 (thank you Lord Vader may I have another?), Appalachian Americans (Hillbillies) IC x 10, Moroccan Nightclubs IC x 30 and a few burpees and more Monkey Humper flyovers.  It seemed like time was dragging slowly so we called it at 7:59.58 on HushPuppy’s clock and the bells of freedom rang during the beginning of Name-o-rama.

I encouraged the PAX to make time each day, even if just a few minutes, to find that quiet place in their mind whether it’s praying, meditating, music, whatever.  Just pause and reflect in the midst of the chaos.

Peace!

DaVinci

He said cherry

Today was a Monday that I really did not have the energy to push, however, I knew I had the Pax expecting me to lead this morning. I did not sleep well, my legs hurt, I was tired, wahwahwahwah… again, the Pax were expecting me so I was there and really glad after we finished (as usual).

I started with the disclaimer, then gave a Brownstreak WU with what was on the menu and expected reps:

10 reps IC of called exercise then 5 burpees between exercises. There was some mumblechatter but we persevered through 10 SSH, 5 burpees, 10 Squats, 5 burpees, 10 LBC (nice and wet pavement), 5 burpees, 10 Merkins, 5 burpees.

Pledge (standing)

Mosey to parking lot near playground past the high school cross country team and their parents sitting in their cars.

10 woman makers were the called exercise-needed a demo but I think I did them wrong, however, no one objected so I’ll keep that to myself and check the exercise later. Before we started I think it was Bacon (respect) who said something about a cherry-think it was that woman makers were burpees in disguise with a cherry on top?? I got a chuckle out of that so we sat in plank an extra 10-15 seconds. We finished those then lunged part of the way to the soccer field then finished with a short mosey to some Red Barchetta by Rush. I really don’t like Rush, can’t stand their electric type music and whiny voices like someone has crammed their testacles six inches up their 6-I realize this is not a popular opinion of others in F3, but it’s how I feel and since I am writing the backblast, I get to be the only one to comment (for now, anyway). Maybe I’ll bring some real music next time I am Q….still in a grumpy mood from listening to that crap for the 10 seconds I was able to put up with it. I’ll be better soon, maybe.

We got to the dark soccer field for the next exercise which was the main event: Red Barchetta was on: 100 yard run, 100 SSH, then back 100 yards. 75 yard run then 75 Mountain Climbers, then back 75 yards. 50 yard run, 50 LBC, then back 50 yards. 25 yard run, 25 Merkins, then back 25 yards. 10 yard run, 10 Burpees, then back 10 yards. Plank between sets as much as able….once I stopped vomiting we moved on to the Turd Shack….

Mosey to Turd Shack for some wall work: 10 Hip Slappers, once the crying stopped we moved on to 10 Mountain Goats, 11 Donkey Kicks, and then finally 10 more Hip Slappers.

Next we moseyed back to start but paused at the lights for 10 reps of called exercises: can’t remember what all were but think they included Merkins, Squats, ? LBC, dying cockroach, and maybe Mountain Climbers. Finished with 10 Monkey Humpers at the entrance to the park then moseyed to the snocone place and did a few laps of side slide, butt kickers and high knees before several rounds of Mary before I cried Uncle and could not move any more. I sat there in a puddle of sweat with a big grin on my face until I could muster the energy to finish with announcements, namorama, and COT.

THIS MORNING WAS GREAT!!! I needed all of you to push me through this so thanks for coming out. Squirt and Stroganoff-great job pushing through. Those labor-pain screams by Stroganoff always get me moving. Bacon-the cherry comment almost made me fall down and in retrospect not sure why. Bandit and HushPuppy-solid work this morning. The EC by Hushpuppy was impressive, especially on a Monday morning. Squeaker-think you have posted more over the past 10 days than most of us for the past 2 months-keep it up, outstanding. Spiderman and Easy Rider-both of you kept us on track with a steady pace and intermittent mumblechatter.

7 out of 9 of us are registered for the CSAUP-impressive stats.

until next time-Whoopee

F3 Dad Event – The Great Pumpkin Chase – Pre-Blast

You’ve been drinking pumpkin spice lattes and eating pumpkin spice Oreos since early August.  But it’s officially fall, and on Saturday when the calendar turns to October, it’s time to do a little pumpkin farming.  It’s an F3 Dad event to get the 2.0’s outdoors and let them enjoy the (hopefully) cooler weather.  We’ll meet at Lewis Farm in Ranlo at 2pm this Saturday, October 1.  It’s short notice, but we wanted to get something on the calendar, and time is running short.

If you’ve had your fill of the pumpkin craze for the year, the 2.0’s (and dads) can enjoy feeding and petting the animals, pony rides, a horse drawn hayride, and other games.  The website lists a hay bale mountain and slide so you never know what kind of trouble we can get into on that.

Admission $5 plus tax
Pony rides $5
Pumpkin $2-$20

Here is the address for the farm and website with information on their fall festival.

Lewis Farm

330 Lewis Road

Gastonia, N.C. 28054

http://www.lewisfarm.org/fall-festival.html

Look forward to seeing everyone at the farm on Saturday.

Email questions to:

josh.heels99@gmail.com

TDBD part 2

4 men posted to folsom for roadie’s second touchdown beat down. no fngs, brief disclaimer and it’s time to roll.

warmups: ssh and gravel pickers both x 15IC.

mosey down to the lower parking lot. cones set up every ten yards, 100 yards total.

the thang

bear crawl to the ten, 10 cdds. sprint to the twenty, 20 lunges. sprint to the thirty, 30 merkins.  sprint to the forty, 40 squats. sprint to the fifty, 50 lbcs. sprint to the forty, 40 squats. sprint to the thirty, 30 merkins. sprint to the twenty? 20 lunges. sprint to the ten, 10 cdds.  bear crawl to the end zone for the touchdown.  run back to the start and repeat until time is up. winner takes the coveted folsom trophy.

mosey back to the start for COT. announcement: CSAUP. prayer requests: gumby’s brother in law, each other, the our nation. BOM: redskin took us out.

great work, men.

Groundhog Day (or 26 Squats)

It was a nice cool gloomy morning. Weather keeps getting better! Not ready for the cold gear yet, but I’m starting to smell it!

For those guys that posted Monday and again today (Squeeker, Spiderman, EZ Rider), I’m sure you were thinking Groundhog Day! Admittedly, there was only a small variation in today’s routine. But when you have achieved perfection…. #JustSaying. For the record, Hush Puppy gave advanced notice he was not posting today since the Midoriyama studs beat him down severely yesterday afternoon. Since YHC had advanced notice, that officially counts as Smart Sack. Here is how it went down downtown…

Disclaimer
– I’m Not Professional
– Participate At Your Own Risk
– You are Responsible for you
– Instructions are Suggestions
– Modify As Needed

Pledge

Warm Up
– SSH x 26 (see note below)
– Squat x 20
– Toy Solider x 15
– LBC x 15
– Don Quixote x 10
– Mericans x 10
– Repeat0 x1 (reverse order)

Since Whoopee asked, the maximum number of reps for any exercise in a warm up is officially 26. Don Quixote’s were performed in honor of Tool Time who was somewhere nursing is calf. Get well soon brother! In honor of the men of the Fighting Yank, we also threw in 2 sets of 5 BOYO as the train rolled by. Thanks to Whoopee for the inspiration there.

After the “warm up”, we mosied around the corner to the wall for some impromptu shoulder/back work.
– Donkey kick x7
– Wall slappers x7
– We did this at least 2x

After a mosey in and through the parking deck, the PAX was served up a fine Four Corners (around the parking lot) with a selection of
– Dying Cockroaches x20 OYO
– LBC x20 OYO
– American Hammer x20 OYO
– Mountain Climbers x20 OYO
– After each round, we knocked down 10 Monkey Humpers for fun.
– Repeato x2

Next we mosied to the Place De ‘Art for some Dips and Step Ups… although we just skipped the step up part. At this point YHC was getting a bit fuzzy. Probably left over head cheese from Monday. As I instructed “the next exercise is the squat”, I was reminded that what I was doing was actually called a Dip. So from know on, this shall now be known as the Arm Squat.

– Arm Squats/Dips (whatever) x20, x15, x10

Next was the last mosey back to the to the pavilion where we circled up around the Rotary Wheel for some people’s choice Mary. Everyone had their favorites. We especially loved Spiderman reprise on Stroganoff’s classic flutter kicks (for the record, YHC had to carry my abs home in a plastic bucket). #NotNice

Finally we wrapped up with…. OH CRAP! Forgot the Namorama. Sorry guys, you all get your money back next week. So we finished up with Announcerama and BOM.

Prayer requests for Roscoe and his CMPD brothers who are doing the hard work of maintaining order in our chaotic community. Roscoe also asked that we keep his friend Basil in our prayers. He is in critical condition. We also keep Floppy Disk’s and his M in our prayers as she deals with medical issues. EZ Rider’s friend who is battling colon cancer. Also for Bandit’s mom who is dealing with pulmonary problems and undergoing tests. Also a request from Squirt (sorry bother, I missed the details on this so send me a note and I will update this).

Later today Stroganoff reminded us why F3 has made a difference for so many of us, and himself especially. It was one of those days that he (perhaps many others) would have preferred to snuggle in their fart sacks making their way to the AO in the 0530 gloom. While he was not feeling it, he went anyway and the group pushed him. #ISI #Accountability #I2 I hear you Stroganoff!!! Aye!

Great work by everyone!!

Anniversary Special, Ups and Downs!

This workout is a tribute to the M for 29 years of marriage. As I thought about all we have been through, the “Ups” and “Downs”, I decided it would be a chance to help the younger Pax as they journey with their M’s. I decided we would tour Midoriyama and at each stop I would announce a year and whether that year was an “Up” or a “Down” year due to events that happened in our family. I am not going to list all of the family events I mentioned as most are personal and kind of difficult for a softie like me to talk about. F3 has the Rings of Concentrica with the M as the most important relationship we have with anyone, so here goes.

Modified Whoopee Warm Up

SSH IC x 5, let’s mosey!

THE THANG

We would mosey at intervals of approximately a tenth of a mile around the outside of the soccer and softball fields and then exercise, you guessed it, 29 reps, some single count and some In Cadence. We wound up with 1.5 miles and well over 400 reps of various exercises.

Hill behind horseshoes, 1987, “Got married”, Decline Merkins, single count x 29.

Hill beside Field #4, 1990, “Son born”, Sea Turtles, single count x 29.

Field #4 left side, 1993, Mexican Squats, single count x 29.

Road side before soccer field, 1994, CDD’s single count x 29.

Hill near first soccer field, 1996, “Daughter born”, Hillbillies single count x 29.

Hill at the end of soccer parking lot, 1997, Freddie Mercury’s single count x 29.

Hill near dog park, 1999, Clock Merkins on a hill, 8 at 12 o’clock, 7 at 3, 7 at 6, 7 at 9 = 29. Mumble chatter.

Soccer parking lot near rest rooms, 2000, Rocky Balboas IC x 29, special guest counted by Huckleberry, who also said In Cadence was a bad idea, but we were ahead of schedule.

Outside right side of Field #3, 2002, Flutter Kicks IC x 29, Guest counted by Slaw.

Outside left side of Field #2 on a hill, 2003, Incline Merkins on a hill near Field 2, IC x 29, ouch! Guest counted by Ash Pond.

Beside Field #1 in the shade, 2007, LBC’s IC x 29

Parking lot for Field #1, 2009, Monkey Humpers IC x 29, bad idea. Mumble chatter. I was worried since Tool Time was on the IR we wouldn’t have sufficient mumble chatter, but Freight, Huckleberry and that chatterbox Blart kept it lively!

Steps near Field #1, 2010, “Son graduated high school” Calf Raises at steps, 2 per step, 3 at the top – 29.

Playground, 2013, Pullups 29 OYO, or as I did them, 7,7,5,5,5.

Back to rhymes with “Nerd” shack, 2014, “Daughter graduated high school and began college” Hip Slappers IC x 10, only stopped due to being out of time!

Every marriage is a journey and no one knows where the years will take you. Some years you are up and some you are down, but having the M there with you through it all helps you keep pushing. I encouraged all to make their relationship with the M a priority. Pleasure to lead! Happy 29th Anniversary, Mrs. Leppard, the best person I know! I was dared to mention in the backblast, someone said “Keep that pimp hand strong!” and someone may or may not have a “strained taint”, not sure what those mean!

Pledge

Prayer Requests, Floppy Disk’s M, Sparky’s family, Tool Time’s calf, Ringo, Roscoe.

COT

 

 

 

Six Halves

It was a cool 88 degrees at Midoryama, and it was a welcomed change. No FNG’s present so short disclaimer.

Quick warm up: CDD’s 20 or 15ish IC. Hillbillies 18-20. I think we did 20 SSH’s (it’s really hard to count at Midoryama) MNC’s 20.

Being that Romans 12 is one of my favorite passages in the Bible I attempted to work in all 21 verses throughout the workout. Using the scripture to give time to catch our breathe.

The Thang: Mosey to the Turd Shack for 20 Flutter kicks IC. 15 Hipslappers IC. 15 Mike Tysons. Mosey to soccer field for some coupon work. We carried coupons to the first corner 5 Block Burpeesthen up the side line to midfield holding coupons overhead 10 Block Merkins the Lunge to next corner 20 Tricep Extensions. Blocks out front then 30 American Hammers (mumble chatter). Lunge to midfield for 40 Shoulder Press. Again blocks overhead to corner 50 Curls. Reading through Romans alone the way (suggestions for longer passages from PAX) To the bleachers with coupons Dips 20 IC  Curls 21’s

Mosey to other Turd Shack for: 20 Flutter Kicks  20 V’ups and Homer n Marge. Reading scripture was becoming difficult due to sweat in the eyes. The PAX was hanging in. Then, Ascending Testicles and HandStands for 30 seconds.  Mosey to playground for some pull-ups, chin-ups, Merkins and LBC’s

Back to start with some MARY and about 15-20 Burpees, 22 Merkins, other ab stuff.

COT: Prayer requests, recap of scripture, second prayer lead by Hushpuppy for Floppy’s wife.  Love you guys. What an honor to lead

Rom: 12:1-2….present your bodies a living sacrifice holy, acceptable to God which is your reasonable service. Do not be conformed to this world, but be transformed by the renewing of your mind.

 

 

 

 

so…who is the q?

11 dudes took to the gloom at folsom. low humidity, starting to feel better outside.  all are stretching as medicine woman notes that allen tate was doing some intense stretching, insinuating we may be about to run. allen tate looks up and asks…who is the q?  after being informed he was, and the look of complete surprise… allen tate quickly (about 15 seconds) puts together a plan.  it’s 0530; let’s roll.

warmups: ssh, gravel pickers, allen tates and merkins all x 15IC. pledge

mosey up to the edge of dallas cherryville highway for lbc, flutter kicks and burpees.  mosey a little more for some an work, alphabet and don quixotes. indian run down to the far parking lot. mosey to the hill. run up, run back, run up, backwards run back and do some burpees.  link arms for friendship sprints x 4.  mosey to the picnic shelter for dips, lbc and raise the roofs.  mosey to the tennis courts for 4 corners. work at three corners, run a lap at the fourth. circle up an lbc ring of fire.

mosey back to the launching point as time is up.

COT: announcement, CSAUP. prayer request: hellderman family.  BOM: allen tate took us out.

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