If you almost chop your fingers off with a hatchet it’s hard to Q a workout. Such was the situation with Tiger Tuesday night just before TRB. After getting the call from Tiger my mind started racing as to how to bring the pain in a forecasted downpour. It’s a food thing because it was a cold rain the whole time. This is what happened.
Disclaimer
Pledge of Allegiance
Warmup: something I don’t recall
The Thang: The 12 Days of Christmas (revised)
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me…
1 Burpee
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me…
2 Jump Squats
3 American Hammers
4 Merkins
5 High Knees
6 WWI situps
7 Diamond Merkins
8 Jump Lunges
9 Oblique Crunches (Tesla style)
10 Hand Release Merkins
11 Monkey Humpers
12 Turkish Get Ups
Take a lap down the covered breezeway and back to start back again. There’s plenty of time left so we’ll go again, this time in the opposite order
12 Turkish Get Ups
11 Monkey Humpers
10 Hand Release Merkins
9 Oblique Crunches (regular style)
8 Jump Lunges
7 Diamond Merkins
6 WWI sit ups
5 Butt Kickers
4 Merkins
3 American Hammers
2 Jump Squats
1 Burpee
Thanks for attending men. Way to push the rock!
Prayer Requests: Tiger’s fingers, Orangeman’s daughter’s surgery, Remember the reason for the season
Announcements: Convergence, Metro convergence
Merry Christmas Men!!!