Little Caesar and I showed up before the allotted time and were ready to go. Before I lit the charcoal I wanted to make sure that someone else would show up for F3 Dad’s at Marthas part 3. I look into the parking lot full of cars and see an American flag being pulled out of a trunk. I know that F3 has arrived so I light the charcoal and get the flames burning for the cocoa bar after the beatdown.
Voodoo and his FNG Daughter now known as “Teddy Bear” and Hipaa and his 2.0 son “Hoverboard” show. Hoverboard was wearing a Speed for Need kids shirt and Hipaa was wearing a bad ass black F3 shirt with his evil skull half-face covered thing. (It wasn’t that cold out but he looked cool. In South Central)
We waited for a while and YHC entertained the kids with frisbee throwing for a while. When we realized YHC failed to promote the event enough and no one else was going to show, we got ready for a kid friendly beatdown.
Disclaimer and explanation of F3 to Teddy Bear. SSH x 10, Imperial Walkers x 10, LBC’s x 10, Toy Soldiers x 10. Squats x 5, Squats with 2.0’s in the human torture rack x 5
Mosey to an adjacent field. Frisbee toss/sprint/exercise: One Pax slings the frisbee…sprint to where it lands, 5 merkins or 5 squats x 10 or so. The kids were hard to beat to the frisbee as they were willing to go all out Pete Rose style to get it. Advantage: 2.0’s
Next up was the Leap Frog: Dad’s versus kids
The kids didn’t want to get down. They lacked a sense of urgency. They didn’t work together as a team. The dad’s rested and re-organized the kids during the event and wouldn’t let them quit when they wanted to go get water. Advantage: Dad’s
Next up: Dora 25-50-90? Squats, LBC’s, Hipaa was stuck doing the exercise for a while. Hoverboard was picking daisies or something. YHC had to herd him back to his dad before his dad stroked out. Little Caesar claimed some outrageous number of LBC’s, but Teddy Bear got to 90 in one set. #Impressivekids
The breakdown of leadership and discipline was evident so YHC declared the event over. We went straight to announcements after a quick water break and so Teddy Bear could go get her toboggan. ???
What are the 2.0’s thankful for? Food, Basketball, and Basketball
Prayer requests: My dad’s trip back from Florida on his Motorcycle
YHC prayed us out and we raced to the hot chocolate bar. I think it was the first time in months Hipaa had chocolate and he savored it. The kids ate marsh mellows with their cocoa. A lot of marsh mellows.
We cleaned up quickly. T-Claps for Hipaa to put out the fire and collect the gear and for Voodoo helping clean up.
A beautiful afternoon to spend with the kids and F3 brothers. Good to see Voodoo coming out a bunch in a short time! Thanks for Hipaa being a great leader and taking action on behalf of F3. #allin
Until next time,
Roscoe