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11’s

6 HIM showed up and beat the fartsack this am. Stretch and listen to the trains go by. 5:30 Let’s go.

Pledge

Warm Up;
SSH x 10 IC
TS x 10 IC
Archer Mericans x 10 OYO
Squats x 10 IC
Burpees x 10 OYO

The Thang;
Mosey 1 Lap around the central grass area. Meet up at bottom of hill near bridge for the first round of 11’s. 10 burpees at the bottom of the hill, run to top of hill approx. 50 yds and 1 CDD. You know how the rest goes. About half way through someone says any AHole can call 100 burpees. AYE! Next was another lap around the grass area and meet at the gazebo for round 2 of 11’s. 10 pullups at gazebo, run to top of grass hill to the park benchs and 1 dip, repeat until done. Very little mumble chatter. Meet back at the gathering spot and circle up for Pax Mary. YHC 25 LBC’S IC, Mayor 10 Wipers OYO, TopHat Russian Twist x 15 IC, Juicebox Flutterkicks x 15 IC, Thrax Mountain Climbers x 15 IC, Madoff Spiderman Mericans x 10 OYO. Time

BOM; Announcements; Prayer Requests, our brothers on IR, T Square and M, each other.

Namorama

Moleskin; Tough workout this am. Nice work men, not a lot of mumble chatter other than Mayor trying to beat up on the Q. TClaps to Madoff for pushing it hard this am. Strong work by all pax. #DFQ

DID SOMEONE SLAP MIKE TYSON

11 men showed for a taste of the sun at Midoriyama. A little short of our last few weeks, with numbers to 18 a few times. With several new guys out at midoriyama the pressure is on to bring it.

WARM UP:

SSH 15 IC

DONQUOTE 15 IC

LBC 15 IC

 

FIRST MOSSEY ,the long way to the play ground with a break for six to catch up 14 lbc’s.

pullups  8  then 20 lbc,s

then 20 American hammers

then 20 plank ups ,  (high plank to low plank)

SECOND MOSSEY, to soccer field to get coupons

first exercise 21’s…curls 3 sets of seven ….1/4 up x7..1/2 up x7…all the way up 7

lap     around parking area

second exercise weighted dips x20 IC

lap     around parking area

X2………………….then some partner passes with coupon

and then some wall work 10 Mike Tysons then 10 hippslappers x  3   I was reminded that there were other exercises  in lexicon.  Guess I better get a little more creative next time, but its not those first two sets that burn its the last one, and you cant have a third without the first.two.

last mosey toward flag for some lunge walks for bout 10 yards then 10 bobby hurleys

almost forgot 22 merkins for vets

PLEDGE

COT

ANNOUNCEMENTS

mud run may 20th

Spartan 1/2 Marathon in Davidson-May 6th

 

 

Its always an honor to lead out here . If you would have asked me 2 years ago what I would be doing I never would have dreamed it would be standing in front of a group of men leading a workout like this. You men make me stronger at every post. I hope to be a part of this for a long time……..

PRAYER REQUEST            all those on IR we hope to see yall  soon…remember tsquare and others

needing it …Pocketts hope to see asap

 

 

 

The Guillotine

15 of Gastonia’s finest men fought off the Fartsak this morning and made it to Gastone’s funhouse.

The Thang:

Pledge

30 SSH

20 Imperial Walker

Mosey through the baseball fields around the big soccer. Pause for plank, elbow plank, left and right arm high. Go the rest of the way around soccer field on the wooded part of the path and down to second field attached to the hill near picnic table.

The Guillotine  (Created by Gastone and named by Defib)

12 Merkins, run across field 3 power poles to path for 10 Sumo Squats. Then up the hill for 1 Russian Get up. Back stop at path 10 Sumo Squats and back to start.

11 Merkins, Run, 10 Sumo Sqats, Run, 2 Russian Get Ups, Run, 10 Sumo Squats, Run to beginning.

Repeat until flip flopped.

You can pick the exercises but the middle is a constant and the ends are some version of 11’s.

6 Minute’s of Mary, 6 Inches hold, Legs apart hold, 30 Flutter, 6 inches, legs apart, 20 Flutter. (running out of time)

Take the path through the woods back to the beginning.

I went back to run in 6 and the Pax did some extra credit until we arrived.

Moleskin:

We ran a few minutes over with this one and I have to pay Monk per minute for the extra 4 minutes but I think it was worth the money. Everyone one did a great job and worked hard doing this one.

Many prayer request for several kids, relatives, and friends. Please keep all of them in your prayers.

Thanks as always for the opportunity to Q and I look forward to the next one,

Gastone Out!

The Gastonia Triangle

9 showed up, but after experiencing the Gastonia Triangle, some wished it where the Bermuda Triangle where they could just disappear.  It was a true beat down!

The Thang:

Disclaimer, SSH x 10, LBC’s x 10, Burpees x 10, Mosey to park

Exercises performed in rapid succession for 30 seconds each

Arms – Jumping Spider, Dips, Diamond Push Up, Bear Crawl approx. 30 yards to the next point in the triangle

Legs – Split Jacks, Sumo Squats, Smurf Jacks, Lunges approx. 30 yards to the next point in the triangle

Abs – Crunchy Frogs, X – Sit Ups, American Hammers, One legged Wheel Barrow approximately 50 yards back to the arm station.

Mosey around park and the rinse and repeat

Mosey to baseball fields, 30 seconds of Dips, 30 seconds of Diamonds, Mosey, Burpee Long Jumps, Mosey to the cars.

A Call to Arms – Burpeethon

Gents,

Several years ago, a great idea, well maybe not so great idea, but an idea to raise money for a good cause was created.  It was a workout featuring burpees with competition and team elements.  All of the proceeds went to benefit the Special Olympics.  I have been in the last two and last year, F3 Gashouse represented with two teams.

Everything was on track this year to be bigger and better this year.  The GPD put this event on and when I passed the date out at the AOs, it was noted that was the USMC mud run.  I informed the M and the GPD changed the date.  When asked why, they said this event is worth it and we want to make sure we accommodate our supporters. We were stoked and bringing a minimum of six teams (24 HIM) and all of a sudden a call came in from the M that they had to cancel it.

The reason it is cancelled is because two of our “leading” crossfit venues apparently can’t be at the same event and they brought so many teams out, it didn’t seem worth it.  That’s where they were wrong.  If you’ve never been to one, there’s heavy metal, an intense workout atmosphere, competition, sweat, SO athletes high fiving and everything else that makes doing burpees worth it.  After talking it thru with some of the PAX, it was determined that we (F3) should take it on and keep it going.  After having lunch at Jason’s Deli, Dark Helmet from the Fort said if we did it, they would bring some teams.  Whoa…it just got real and maybe we can pull this thing off.  We through out a couple of dates and at this time of year, there’s and event about every weekend so it just didn’t seem to be on the cusp, but Monk said give me some time and the Abbey may be the place and others jumped it to help out with logistics – you know who you are.  The F3 Gashouse men will start to plan this event and will be pushing it out with plenty of notice, location and WOD to train for.

Thanks for the help and belief in this.  If you haven’t seen a SO athlete light up because your doing nothing more than talking to them and hanging out, you’re in for a great day.  Thanks to the guys in F3 Gashouse for jumping behind this and making this move forward.  Lets get this thing moving.

STAY TUNED…

Mayor Out

2 Nuts

Last night was not a good night for me. I wrestled in the fartsack all night-not the good kind that I used to strive for as a young (unmarried/lost) man accompanied by whoever I could convince to spend a little more time with me after that last song was played at whatever party I attended. This was the restless, uncomfortable, something-just-isn’t-right wrestling that makes you eventually get out of bed, go to the other room until you get sleepy, then go back to bed kind. However, I did not make it back to bed until after 4am. So when the alarm went off around 630am today, I was not in the best of moods and certainly did not want to get up to run 4-5 miles in the 40 degree weather. Fortunately I had set enough different alarm clocks that I finally managed to get up and hustle to get out of the house with enough time to make it to the Coconut Horse to find Billy Madison sitting in his car with a big grin on his face. Turns out, we were the only 2 to make it this am so we got to it. He proclaimed me the Q so we did the doG loop (same loop as always but started with hilly part going down on Robinwood Road). As usual, we started of with the typical chatter but eventually delved into the bigger and deeper topics about things like our family’s health, something called “assume innocence”, humility, and “bright spots” in our job that bring us back to why we started doing that thing we call work (have you had one of those experiences lately?). Running with Billy Madison is always a good experience for me. He is kind enough to not run too fast, likes to talk (so I can catch my breath on the hills), can ALWAYS identify with an experience as long as you tie it to some movie, and lifts my emotional IQ after the run. Today was no different. It was an ISI morning for me, although I felt more like the rock being pushed when we started. We did finish with a nice 1/3 mile “sprint” to empty the gas tank before getting back to start.

To all you fartsackers, hope you are rested for the week. Sundays are definitely a good day to sleep in and recover. Push it hard this week and post because you never know when you will be both the second and LAST to post at your workout and the other guy really needs you that day.

Warm Up: What’s that?

The Thang: We ran

Ended with COT and a quick prayer.

Gashouse Draft

As the Q for Gashouse was still open on the eve of the Saturday workout, the theme of a workout hit me as I drove home. Some may think I was ready to have a Tar Heel celebration in which we stayed in the Pete Chilcutt plank position for an hour while we sang the school fight song, exchanged our favorite memories from the championship year, and belittled all of the other fan bases that fell short this year. However, my mind went to the direction of the main topic on sports radio over the past couple of days, the NFL draft. So with this in mind, I prepared like any NFL GM would do to make sure that everything was scouted when the time came.
As I drove up, I found Roscoe, Squirt, Smalls, and Papa John talking in the parking lot. Still impressed that these two young HIMs come out to push the rock with us time after time (and I’m not calling Roscoe and Squirt young). Good work guys!

The clock hit 7am, and with no FNGs, a short disclaimer was given. I’m an idiot; you’re an idiot; you know the drill.

WARM UP
SSH x 15
LBCs x 15
Imperial Walkers x 15

Mosey to the flag for The Pledge

Mosey to the parking lot beside First Presbyterian. The PAX was told that the theme of the workout would be the NFL Draft. However before the draft, you have to go through the combine to test your skills. Here’s how we modified the combine stations:
40 yard dash: Sprint to the length of the parking lot
Bench Press: Merkins x 15
Vertical Jump: Jump Squats x 15
Broad Jump: Lunge back across the parking lot
Cone Drill/Shuttle Run: Karaoke back across the parking lot

With the combine completed, mosey to the stairs behind First Pres.
The PAX counted off into two teams. As with the NFL draft, the teams got to choose an exercise each round (from a list of two). The teams alternated selecting first each round which meant the other team was stuck with the exercise the first team didn’t choose. This sounded good on paper the night before but may have been as confusing at the start as it sounds reading this now. Each exercise consisted of a 50 count.

First Round: Team 1 – Flutter Kicks; Team 2 – Dying Cockroaches
Second Round: Team 1 – SSH; Team 2 – Seal Jacks
Third Round: Team 1 – Squats; Team 2 – Calf Raises

Teams ran up the stairs and performed First Round. As a team, ran down the hill towards the field and performed Second Round. Then as a team, ran back to the bottom of the steps and performed Third Round. Teams did two laps of this.

Mosey to the track beside Sherwood Elementary School.
Each team ran a half lap around the track and performed Fourth Round.
Fourth Round: Team 1 – Reverse Crunches; Team 2 – WW1 Situps
Ran other half lap around the track and performed Fifth Round.
Fifth Round: Team 1 – Shoulder Presses; Team 2 – American Hammers
Another half lap around the track and performed Sixth Round.
Sixth Round: Team 1 – Diamond Merkins; Team 2 – CDDs
Final half lap around the track and performed Seventh Round.
Seventh Round: Team 1 – Mountain Climbers; Team 2 – Freddy Mercuries

Mosey back to the parking lot at the side of First Pres. The NFL Draft now only has seven rounds, but we went back in time when the draft didn’t stop at seven rounds.
Eighth Round: Team 1 – Imperial Walkers; Team 2 – Hillbillies/Appalachian Americans

Mosey to the steps at Grier Middle
The last pick in the draft is referred to as Mr. Irrelevant, but at this point, the last two choices would not feel irrelevant. The PAX paired up within the teams. Partner 1 ran up the stairs and back while Partner 2 completed the exercises. Then, flap jack. 50 count in aggregate
Ninth Round: Team 1 – Hip Slappers; Team 2 – Donkey Kicks
There seem to always be trades in the draft so we did a little maneuvering. The teams swapped exercises for the Tenth Round
Tenth Round: Team 1 – Donkey Kicks; Team 2 – Hip Slappers

Mosey back to the Schiele. Wall Sits w/ Shoulder Presses for the players you always see sitting in their homes with their families waiting to hear their names called.

Mosey back to the starting point. With time remaining, we did a little Free Agent Mary for the undrafted exercises with the each PAX making a choice.
Protractor, LBCs, Dying Cockroaches, LBCs, Monkey Humpers, Merkins, Mountain Climbers, 5 Burpees for a train that we thought we heard during an earlier Mosey

Announcements
Foundation Run later that morning
Looking to start a core-type workout for non-runners

Prayer Requests
All of the PAX on IR

Thanks for the chance to lead this strong group of HIMs.  Until next time…

April 3rd F Preblast, New Life.

This month we celebrate both Easter, and the Passover.  There are no more important festivals to the Christian Faith than these, even greater than Christmas.  In Exodus Chapter 12, God commanded Moses saying: 24 And ye shall observe this thing as an ordinance to thee and to thy sons for ever. 25 And it shall come to pass, when ye come to the land which the Lord will give you, according as He hath promised, that ye shall keep this service. 26 And it shall come to pass, when your children shall say unto you, ‘What mean ye by this service?’ 27 that ye shall say, ‘It is the sacrifice of the Lord’S Passover, who passed over the houses of the children of Israel in Egypt when He smote the Egyptians and delivered our houses.’” And the people bowed their heads and worshiped.”  God gave the command to Select a lamb for the house, kill it and spread the blood on the doorway, and then eat the lamb with unleavened bread.  This was a new thing in Religious history.  Many worshiped their gods with sacrifice and idols, but this God promised deliverance through the sacrifice and made good on His promise with the Passover!

In celebrating the Passover with his disciples, Jesus reminded his them of this promise and gave them a new promise.  No longer was the animal to be sacrificed, but now he, the Lamb of God would be the sacrifice to take away all sins.  In Luke 22: Jesus shared the last supper with them:”19 And He took bread, and gave thanks and broke it and gave it unto them, saying, “This is My body which is given for you. This do in remembrance of Me.”20 Likewise also He took the cup after supper, saying, “This cup is the new testament in My blood, which is shed for you.”

Again, God brought a New ordinance, yet one that fulfilled the same plan of sacrifice he had already shared through Moses centuries before.  Through the sacrifice of His body and the shedding of His blood, we can now all celebrate the Passover by faith!

During this Passover month, I hope you will be mindful of this sacrifice and the covenant that God made for you through his son. Each week we will meditate on a verse and I hope you will discuss these during Coffeeteria,

Week  1: Isaiah 43:1921st Century King James Version (KJ21) “19 Behold, I will do a new thing; now it shall spring forth; shall ye not know it? I will even make a way in the wilderness and rivers in the desert.”  

Week 2: Exodus 12:1321st Century King James Version (KJ21) “13 And the blood shall be to you for a token upon the houses where ye are; and when I see the blood, I will pass over you, and the plague shall not be upon you to destroy you when I smite the land of Egypt.”

Week 3: “Luke 24: 1-8, the Resurrection of Christ: “He is not here, but is risen!”

Week 4: John1: 12-13 ” 12 But as many as received Him, to them gave He power to become the sons of God, even to those who believe in His name, 13 who were born not of blood, nor of the will of the flesh, nor of the will of man, but of God.

Week 5: Romans 5:8 ESV But God shows his love for us in that while we were still sinners, Christ died for us.

Do these verses give you hope?  How do these verses demonstrate New life to you?

Beginning 4/22 We will begin meeting at 6:30 at the Schiele for 3rd F. Looking forward to Men sharing their heart and their testimonies throughout the summer.  When a #HIM shares in these meetings it does not have to be a scripture or bible lesson, but anything that will lift up his brothers and put the focus on “I am third”.  If it makes your brothers better Men, Husbands and Fathers, you are open to share!  And coming soon, Sargento will be drafting someone to organize 3rd F meetings at the Fighting Yank, and Folsom is encouraged to begin as well.  If you would like to step up, let your sight Q know!

America’s Pastime

Even with the fartsackers and the 5Kers we had 8 strong pax show up in the gloom this morning.  There was an FNG, Gilligan’s neighbor whom he had been EHing for quite some time now, so a full disclaimer was given.

We started with a warm-up of side straddle hops, imperial walkers and goofballs.  All done IC.  YHC has did better with counting, but there is still room for improvement.

We moseyed to the track by the middle school to start The Thang.  In honor of the new baseball season, YHC decided to do a baseball-themed workout.  Bases (ok, they were my four-year-olds wiffle balls) were already in place making a baseball diamond on the infield.  We counted off by fours and started at the corresponding base.  The pax starting at home had to do 12 burpees, then run to first. The pax at first were doing squats and were relieved once the pax from home got to first. The pax from first would run to second and relieve the pax at second who were doing mericans.  The pax at second would run to third to relieve the pax at third that were doing LBCs.  The pax from third would run home and do 12 burpees.  Once everyone had completed the rotation we took a slow mosey around the track.  At the end of the lap I had a baseball trivia question.  Tool Time would have rather had hockey trivia questions.

Rinse and repeat three more times.  Except on the last rotation we changed the exercises to Nolan Ryan’s (to keep with the baseball theme) at first and third and Makhtar N’Diayes at second.  Makhtar N’Diayes, named after the former UNC bball player, in honor of their National Championship last week.

We then started a ladder workout starting with squat holds.  Exercise for 30 seconds, rest for 30 seconds.  Exercise for 40 seconds, rest for 40 seconds.  Exercise for 50 seconds, rest for 50 seconds.  Exercise for 60 seconds rest for 60 seconds.

Rinse and repeat with crunchy frogs and plank jacks.

With each rest session YHC asked a new baseball trivia question.  Flush pretty much got all of them right.  And we found out about Tool Time’s fascination with Wendy Peffercorn from the movie The Sandlot.

Slow mosey back to where we started.

Pledge

Announcements:
Tool Time let us know there was a 5K in Gastonia in about an hour we should all attend.

Prayer Requests:
Pockets
Slim Shady’s (FNG) M’s grandma

It was an honor leading you men!

Keeping it Simple

First of all let me apologize for the delay in posted this BB. I had to reset my password….no excuse.

It was a nice evening at Midoryama with 7 pax (it’s been so long I couldn’t remember all names. Anywho….The Thang

W/U: Chumbawampa (SSH n Burpees)

mosey to soccer field for Dora 1-2-3 with 100 Merkins 200 Dips 300 LBC’s. Mose to TurdShack for hipslappers, wall sits w/ steps(thanks Spider-Man) Mosey to playground for a Mini Murph: 5 Pull ups 10 CDD’s 15 Squats run a little ways then back. Mosey to flag for Mary, 22 for the Vets, pledge and announcements and prayer requests.

Moleskin: It’s an honor and privilege to lead these men in exercise. You guys have no idea how just being around y’all has made me want to be more accountable and a better man/husband/father. Thanks is not enough….Peace Out.

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