apogee

Bubba Sparx needed a Q and thankfully I could make it work out. We had a great crowd today-some newish faces for me and a few old ones. Watts Up kept me on track-we started maybe 10 seconds into 0530 and that was 5 seconds after he let me know it was time.

We started with disclaimer, Pledge and a quick warmup……then the fun started. We moseyed to one of the corners at the Goat for some 4 corners. As most of you know, the Goat has only 3 “corners” however that has no real bearing on my plan and was of little consequence despite being a truth. We got to the corner and instructions were given: 4 corners, mosey between corners, at corner 1 do 10 Mike Tysons, corner 2 do 20 Squats, corner 3 do 30 Merkins, and corner 4 do 40 LBCs. Before starting the exercise, at each corner give me 20 SSH. At the suggestion of Watts Up, we will stack the exercises as we go which was NOT actually part of my original plan but sounded good. After the first corner or 2, I realized the counting was getting in the way of mumble chatter. Change of plans: keep same plan but nobody needs to count except me. I made sure we did EXACTLY the right number of exercises before moving on to the next exercise. This was a crowd pleaser for sure. We got our 4 corners in then moseyed a bit to the Maybelline Tunnel of Love: the best place for dirty hookups and hip slappers. We did 3 rounds of each of these X 10 with some wall sits to help us recover between sets. I almost remembered a good dad joke during the hip slappers…..but after a few seconds I forgot so we kept going.

We walked over to a parking lot to recover and got some info about Concentrica. It’s been awhile since I reviewed it, but we discussed and got the point across (M, 2.0s, Shieldlock, Whetstone/F3 brothers, Mammon/work) with a brief discussion about this concept with some input from the silverbacks in the group. Look it up on the interwebs if this is new to you. It’s definitely worth your time.

Mosey back to the bridge at Goat Island to make sure the lock works-yup, it’s locked…..change of plans, keep moseying to bottom of hill by corners 2 and 3 for a modified bridge crawl-We bear crawled up the hill then moseyed back. We then lunged up the hill for a nearly final push. We still had some time so we nurred  and moseyed around the 3 sided square with a few SSH mixed in then cruised on in for some Mary in the last 5 minutes finishing up with some burpees compliments of Orangeman.

I really enjoyed this morning. It’s great to get back out to some of the AOs that I have not been to in awhile. It reminded me of back in the day when we were planting new AOs and trying new places. Posting was more about growing the region instead of getting myself in better shape or counting posts to reach a particular number. Sure those things were important and still part of the intention, but planting a new AO and trying to establish a routine with some regular “locals” was really exciting to see as it actually happened. This morning I smiled when I moseyed past the wall we had to repaint (thanks Bandit) from doing Donkey Kicks-that story never gets old but I kept that to myself this am and just smiled to myself thinking about it. I don’t think most guys realize how much fun it was when this thing started. It wasn’t our idea or plan so we can’t really take credit for anything except listening to what the other regions told us to do and putting in some effort to keep posting. We were having so much fun, I am not sure anyone thought it was complicated. We were just really sore for a long time because we kept finding new ways to hurt each other, and we had fun doing it.

Anyway, thanks to all the guys in our region, new and old, for keeping this thing going. Although I disagree with some of you (whether you know it or not) on some or a lot of what is said or done, in the end I respect most of you (maybe not so much Freight and a few others), and I appreciate the fact that we have enough guys for a solid beat down just about any day I can drag my butt out of bed.

We also learned about Apogee….#STK. Thanks Orangeman.

Thanks BS for asking me to Q, happy to return whenever you ask. One last thing: If you haven’t brought an FNG in the last 6 months, get on it. This engine doesn’t support itself. You need FNGs to keep the system functioning and if you don’t bring them in, you will be stuck with old guys like Tesla forever…..

Whoopee