That’s How are Babies are Made! (P200 van 2)

Time start 10ish for our first exchange. Sarlacc and Wiki met at my house and we were greeted with the sound of Westbound and down and out of the Blue Bandit from “Smokey and the Bandit” arrived to take us on a trip that was like no other.

His mustache was as smooth as the Lips of Sally Struthers and Black as the Sky at night in the woods with no lights around.

Hat and Jacket ready to roll we climbed in the multi passenger Trans Am (Pheonix on the Hood) and off we went.

Next stop Pockets to grab Gavel, Oompa, and Termite. With Termite fresh off a visit to area 51 He looked like he might have met an alien and was not allowed to speak about it. He offered us some Alien looking beef jerkey and we were out to meet up with Van 1.

After the exchange we all stayed on the ready and completed the task discussing the heat! Man it was hot, we made our first pit stop at Lone Star BBQ. A good Ole Puke and Chuck with lots of choices.

Night time came on us fast and several Smokeys were on the course. Luckily Bandit was runnin block and keeping us all safe.

Now the lack of sleep was going good the jokes started we all laughed got bit by some of SC’s biggest bugs.

More running, its night Termite takes off Gavel gets on the ready while we all prep for round 2. Gavel is a real HIM! always cool and handles the miles like a boss.

By now Pappy is livin off of Sparkys tylenol and my pillow as a lumbar support and we are making sure theres is no gators around. I run through town and Pass it to Wiki and he is rollin hot and put down a few Miles with Boudin who was running the same leg with another team. “side note” we should not be worried about the young men coming into F3 Wiki is a true HIM and made an impact on several people we were around. Also every old woman at the churches tried to feed him and some people wanted us to pay for his food, Crazy! Oompa made sure to share some scary stories about War, injuries as you age and other life lessons to Wiki. He always said yes sir and thank you. Fun fact Sarlacc is not a huge fan of Disney and Gavel is allergic to Certain Chocolates.

This is the end.

Saturday Morning, we were sleep deprived and starving one last leg each. Sunburnt wind burnt and we find a bojangles.

Sleep and here comes Short Sale in termite out, Wind is whippin, and the Bandit was ready to deliver this load in time.

Gavel gets a coffee and we are at Sullivans Ilsand, Gavel is out and Bandit was touring the roads I get joking about the White houses, the white people and they even had white Dogs.  Everything Matched down to the custom Pickle Ball court.

Out of the Blue a man walking two white Great Perinese dogs is going across a grassy area and the male dog decides to Mount his Lady like it was a back room of a whore house the dog then slams the female to the ground we all scream “Mainly Me” in excitement and I yell to Wiki “THAT’S HOW BABIES ARE MADE”! IT was a good one.

Wiki ran it into the finish smiling the whole way we all took pics and enjoyed the time together.

The Bed Pan is Full