Rudolph’s junk

It was like the Wild Wild West this am at GasHouse. Roscoe and Shortsale did the IPC week 0 challenge, Les Nessman led the PainLab, and the rest of us were entertained?….no, serenaded?……a little, but not really, tormented?…..depends….. but no, molested and scourged?…..sounds about right. We were given more than a full serving of Rudolph at his finest, and he was not even the Q this am??!!  My ears are still burning, so I might not remember it EXACTLY as it happened, but this is what I remember…..

It was a dark and stormy night….., sorry, wrong story. It was actually very pleasant and far from anything resembling THE GLOOM. The sun was on its way, it was probably about 60-ish degrees, a few guys started coming in and then Rudolph arrived. It really wasn’t bad at first. But then…..WTF happened? There was talk about things I cannot put into print as I would prefer not to soil my family name. Just trust me, it was not pretty and my ears are still asking, no BEGGING for clorox to be poured into them. All I will say is this: Linus, watch your 6.

We started with the Disclaimer, a quick warmup, run through the 5 core principles of F3 for our FNG, then everyone went their ways.

For the Bootcampers, I tried to pick a fight to start with. We moseyed over to the usual spot of the PainLabbers and put on some good Luke Combs music while we did a bunch of step ups waiting for the PainLabbers to come take a butt-whippin’ but they never showed. We finished our step ups and moseyed over to the parking lot where the PainLabbers were and did some big boy sit ups right in the middle of them. They pretty much ignored us……..oh well, move on. We moseyed to the picnic tables for some more step ups then moseyed to front of Shiele and introduced our FNG to hip slappers. There were occasional pauses during our HS while we listened to some more GOOD MUSIC from Luke Combs. Next, we moseyed and nurred up to the track a Grier with a quick stop at the steps for a few trips up and down with big boys at the bottom and some jump squats at the top while we dodged the shrubbery growing on the steps. NOTE to self: bring some weed killer and a weed wacker next time. I think it was about this time Rudolph started his stuff…..I’ll leave it at that and chalk it up to #youhadtobethere.

We moseyed over to the picnic tables…..WTF????? somebody stole the picnic tables!!! Quick Omaha to the baseball dugout and use the dugout for some more step ups. I think at this point we went to the G-spot on the field for some Mary and again,….you had to be there/Rudolph started back in. Next we moseyed up to the track and the plan was to lunge the track with merkins for relief whenever your legs got tired. I explained the simple point system for this exercise and we took off. Eventually we sprinted/ran/jogged the last 100-150 yards. It was close to time so we went back to the steps for a few rounds then moseyed back to start with some People’s Chair and Hip Slappers before get back home for just a couple rounds of Mary.

We finished with announcements, Pledge, and COT then named our FNG, Jeff Joyce, Slick.

Oh yeah, we also did Namorama (thanks Roscoe and Shortsale)…….