8 men braved the heat and posted to midoriyama today. YHC was able to make it Tuesday. the regularly scheduled Q was unable to make it, and for reasons I can’t fully explain, I decided to accept the honor. short disclaimer: I’m an idiot and definitely not a professional… follow me if you will.
Conditions: about 94 degrees and sunny
warmups: CDD x 30IC, monkey humpers x 20IC and flutter kicks x 15IC.
short mosey, drop for 22 merkins. short mosey, drop for 5 one-legged double merkin burpees. the mumble chatter was beginning.
arrive at the far parking lot for get to know your bro; midoriyama edition.
question one: # of kids. ashpond has 2 x 3 = 6 burpees. question two: # of states lived in. slaw with 5 x 3 = 15 eight count body builders. question three: age. chewie is 20 = 20 merkins. question four: years married. blart with 13 x 3 = 39 squats. question five: months in f3. roadie with 8 x 3 = 24 lbc. question six: birth year. def leppard 1964= 64 mountain climbers. question seven: birth month. YHC March 3×3 = 9 lunges each leg.
mosey on over to the concession stand for 25 donkey kicks, acsending testicles and a one minute BTTW hold.
mosey over to the starting parking lot for four corner escalators. corner 1, 20 merkins. corner 2, 20 merkins and 20 dolly. corner 3, 20 merkins, 20 dolly and 20 rosalita. YHC had to Omaha corner 4. corner four, 20 merkins and 50 lbc.
mosey back to the bathrooms for more acsending testicles. circled up for pretzel crunches x 15 each leg and a 15 merkin ring of fire.
fellowship mosey back to the launching point for the pledge. with a few minutes left, circled up for 22 merkins, 10 burpees (thanks slaw), 25 lbc ( thanks ash pond) and 15 ssh (thanks roadie). ended with 22 merkins to honor our veterans. TIME!
COT announcements: CSAUP coming up. prayer requests: BRR team, each other.
BOM: YHC took us out.
it was an honor to have my first midoriyama Q, men. I appreciate the push. until next time.