6 for the Coconut Horse.
5 ran 5 miles
1 Rucked
5 Degree made the entire 5 mile run after we talked him into it with no problem.
Gastone Out!
Fitness, Fellowship, Faith
6 for the Coconut Horse.
5 ran 5 miles
1 Rucked
5 Degree made the entire 5 mile run after we talked him into it with no problem.
Gastone Out!
DaVinci needed a Q since he had a family conflict. I’ll take it! YHC began planning weinke. I wanted to try some new things so I did a little bit of recon Friday afternoon. Didn’t find what I wanted so back to the drawing board, literally. Found out earlier that week that Neil Peart, Drummer from Rush, had passed away battling brain cancer. I immediately knew what my playlist would be. Coincidentally, our FNG today said he was a drummer. Thought it was fitting to call out “Rush” during naming ceremony, glad it stuck! Weinke completed, let’s load up the M’s minivan because the Prius couldn’t hold all this gear! MVC FO LIFE!! FYI, YHC found a lovely tractor trailer tire on the West Blvd. Exit off 485. I’m sure Huckleberry, Big Pappy and Boudin have seen said tire. Been eyeballing it for couple weeks, finally had a chance to snatch it up. Nice size, not terribly heavy but still has some good weight to it.
Warm-up by JJ of The Bootcamps
Group split – we got 9!
The Thang
Tabata stations – 20 seconds on, 10 seconds off. I stressed to the PAX why I chose 20 and not longer. I made it 20 as it’s the perfect length to push your hardest while keeping form. Many times, especially with ropes, 30 seconds or longer and you begin to give up and not moving the ropes the way you should be, you become Lazy. Lazy is unacceptable in Pain Lab!
*Enjoy the weinke creation drawrings. Courtesy of my Samsung Note 8. Android Fo Life Britches!
4 compound stations
Station 1 – Diamond Merkin then move to Medium battlerope for alrernating waves. Then move to…
Station 2 – Normal Merkin then move to Tire with 17lb. Sledge hammer and beat the piss out of it. Then move to…
Station 3 – Wide Arm Merkin then move to 20Lb. Slam ball for Slams. Then move to…
Station 4 – Pseudo Planche Merkin then move to Heavy Rope for power slams.
Do this for 1 round
Recover
Let’s Indian Tire Flip around the parking lot.
PAX flip tire twice goes to end of line where he does 5 merkins, fall back in line until your turn again. Move to 3 flips, repeat. Move to 4 flips, repeat. Move to 5 flips. Fin!
Back to our station circuit for another round.
Recover
Move to benches. Dips IC. I slowed down on #10 & 11, feel that tricep burn baby! Step-Ups, 20 OYO, count right leg only.
Recover
Still got time. Time for some EMOM! Everyone grab a kettlebell or slam ball or sandbag.
EMOM for 12 minutes
Min 1 – 10 curls
Min 2 – 5 Burpees
Min 3 – 15 curls
Min 4 – 6 Burpees
Min 5 – 20 curls
Min 6 – 7 Burpees
Min 7 – 25 curls
Min 8 – 8 Burpees
Min 9 – 30 curls
Min 10 – 9 Burpees
Min 11 – 35 curls
Min 12 – 10 Burpees
Time!
Join Bootcamps for Mary
As always it’s a a true pleasure to lead all of you men. And for the last mother frikin time, 10 seconds on my timer is 10 dang seconds. 🖕! WOPR, glad to see you out again. Consistency is key. Hermey, you have been posting at Pain Lab for over a solid month, would love to see you graduate to the next level and experience a Bootcamp! Trust me, you are ready! For the rest, keep up the great work and glad to see you posting at other AO’s during the week. Gump is a beast, when I see him push as hard as he does it makes me want to push that hard. He’s encouraging me, and I’m sure others, and he doesn’t even know it!!
AYE!!
HIPAA
So Freight got us out early for some GoRuck EC. It was tougher than I expected. We carried stuff and did some ruck thrusts so the legs and shoulders got a good warmup before my planned beat down. If you are looking for some EC over the next few months, look out for some info on this on both Twitter and Slack. We are meeting an hour before Saturday AOs for a 2 hour ruck training session and will finish with the Saturday AO COT. First week was Folsom and next week will be Schiele followed by The Yank with us alternating the Q. We will rotate between the AOs so we are coming your way eventually. All are welcome, but don’t expect us to just walk around with our purses-we are putting in some work.
After finishing the first half of EC, Freight, Watts Up, and Tiger split off from us. I tried to say a few things and get the WU started but…….the mumble chatter started sooner than I expected. Rookie mistake on my part…..been awhile for me so we did 3 or 4 reps of SSH then I just started running towards the flag at the front. I tried to hit every puddle (thanks for the info on today’s day HIPAA) with very few followers. Thanks Roscoe for obliging me on 1 big puddle. Just FYI, y’all are missing out. Jumping in those puddles is actually fun and I challenge you to do it without smiling. We made it up front to the flag for the pledge without too much trouble and did a few exercises on the way that I cannot remember. At the flag I gave a quick talk about Dredd’s speech at a prior CSAUP and his message that centered around 3 points: Roscoe remembered all of these with a little prompting on #3. I think a few others also remembered a few of these. The 3 points were the following: 1) Ask-Listen-Remember, 2) It all starts with Love, and 3) Fatigue makes cowards of us all. We briefly talked about these during the workout as this was not a time to lecture (SA was begging for more time to rest and talk but I just was not up for that). I wanted to remind us all about these 3 important points.
After the pledge we headed to the Turd Shacks with some mumble chatter, puddles, and a few exercises on the way. Once at the TS, we partnered up for some exercises. P1: run to TS from parking lot and do 3 Hip Slappers for each leg while P2 does exercises AMRAW. What is AMRAW you ask? Sounds a little like AMRAP, does it not? Well AMRAW is much better…..much more challenging……much more memorable (I think)……AMRAW is (drumroll………………….) As Many Reps As WHOOPEE.
The exercises were as follows: Bonnie Blairs (ouch), Merkins, Mountain Climbers, and BB sit-ups. I was planning on 2 rounds of this but HOLY NUTS those Bonnie Blairs kicked by arse…..so we moved on to the picnic tables for some reps AMRAW again. Grab a table and start going through the exercises as follows: Derkins (not so many), Step Ups (meh), Dips (again, not so many), and some BB sit-ups (I’ve been working on these and could tell progress for me personally).
Next we moseyed up to the tennis courts for some more AMRAW. We started at one corner and did 1 Burpee. Mosey to next corner and go up by 1 Burpee at each corner (2 at second corner, 3 at 3rd corner, 4 at 4th, 5 and 5th, and so on for AMRAW:As Many Reps As Whoopee). The night before I had dreams of hitting 20+ burpees on this-it was like I was Ralphie in the movie A Christmas Story and his theme paper. In my head all the pax were lining up along the tennis court lines clapping and cheering as I sprinted past them, confetti being thrown as I blew through those burpees, Folsom Women lined up for kisses and such as I finished my 50th burpee barely breaking a sweat…and then Saturday morning happened. I was sucking eggs as we hit number 6. The number 50 was not in my vocabulary. My only motivation was trying to keep up with SA. Finally we hit 9 and all I could do was take a full lap before hitting the final 10 burpees and then we called it quits for the tennis courts.
We moseyed back to the Turd Shacks for some more AMRAW: I let the pax pick the exercises and P1 did 5 Hip Slappers each leg while P2 did the exercises. I can’t remember what we did but I do remember Montross picking Bonnie Blairs which I promptly vetoed and we did something else initially. To finish up we lunged and zombie-walked our way back with a few squats and planks along the way until we got back to start for some short Mary before calling time.
COT: prayers for Lyn Hamm, several pax with sick family members, pax with coworkers going through some rough times, among other requests.
Remember your brothers guys-those Kotters that are not showing up need you to reach out to them. Get them out in the gloom-it is the best antidepressant you will ever find and spending time with these GREAT HIMS of Folsom will make your day better. Thanks for the invite to Q. I needed this more than y’all realize….and the breakfast was covered by Allen Tate aka Chief of Folsom aka SeaBiscuit aka Mr. Ed aka Secretariat.
Whoopee
Two years fly by! Hard to believe it has been 2 years since my first post. It’s definitely one of the best decisions I’ve ever made. I’ve improved in all 3F’s in the past 24 months and, as a result, I truly believe my life has improved! There is a huge value by being part of F3 so I’m always looking for ways to invite friends to join us and encouraging Kotters to get back at it.
Ratchet, who has been MIA for the better part of the past 6 months, is trying to get back into the routine and had the Q. He reached out to me last week asking if I’d pick up the Q for him. I’m always willing to Q and I told him absolutely, with one condition…he had to post. It was great to see him at Folsom this morning and living up to his end of the deal! Welcome back Kotter!
Warmup: SSH, Mountain Man Sheeterz, and Don Qs.
The Thang: We mosey to the flag, Bedpan leads some core work while I pickup the 6. Pledge and short mosey to the large parking lot at the park entrance.
Today, we’ll did the Zachary Tellier WOD in honor of a US soldier who died from gunshot wounds serving our country and fighting the Taliban. With the tensions in Iran right now and troops being deployed, it seemed a bit fitting to honor a soldier!
10 Burpees, run a lap around the parking lot.
10 Burpees, 25 Merkins, run a lap around the parking
10 Burpees, 25 Merkins, 50 Lunges, run a lap around the parking lot
10 Burpees, 25 Merkins, 50 Lunges, 100 LBCs, run a lap around the parking lot.
10 Burpees, 25 Merkins, 50 Lunges, 100 LBCs, 150 Squats, run a lap around the parking lot.
We mosey back to the parking lot. I had something else in mind but time was running short so I called an audible.
Superman-Ironmans – 10 IC
Flutter Kicks – 15 IC – I have recently found that flutter kicks are both more difficult and put less pressure on my lower back if I put my hands behind my head and put my upper body in a crunch. I realized this a few weeks ago doing little baby flutter kicks (the Freight special!). Several tried it and agreed. As with all of us, I’m not a professional! That being said, give it a try and see if it helps you.
Repeat both exercise. Time!
COT: Two 5k’s coming up – Jan 25th is a fund raiser for Lincolnton Middle School. Sign up! See Sparky for more details. Meet at Ingles Monday morning to run at 5:30 – be in Ingles by 6:00am for a little bible verse discussion and other 3rd F thangs! We’re just trying it out to see if there’s interest and see if we can make it a regular thing. Sparky and Wichita are leading the charge but I think this will catch on quickly! Be part of it! Prayer requests: Medicine Woman, Gumby surgery, our troops and the Iran tensions. I’m sorry if I’m forgetting any others, I should have made a note!
Moleskin: I could rattle on and on about all the great memories I have made in F3 and how great I believe F3 is. I’ll just keep it short and simple though and say Thanks! Thanks first to Sparky for inviting me and thanks to everyone I’ve met along the way that make F3 a great thing to be part of!
-Montross
10 PAX got a little better or worse, depending on how you look at it, at Midoriyama Thursday night.
Warmup:
Seal Jacks, Don Q, Merkins, Morrocan Nightclubs, Arm Circles
The Thang:
At the first light pole out on the road I explained we needed to get to the far parking lot to do some of our workout. We could easily run there but that would be to simple. Instead we bear crawled, crawl beared, crab walked forward and backward, lunged, hopped, broad jumped, burpee broad jumped, and chilly broad jumped(look it up) our way down the road. This caused a lot of grumbling right out the gate!
At the parking lot we did Billy Madison(look it up) with various exercises I listed out. Some in cadence, some not. Burpees were for graduation. I really enjoyed the conversation about what life was like for each of us during those years. Well except for DL’s junior high days! Don’t ask him.
Next we circled up for some howling monkey’s.
Back at the flag we crunched in some Iron Hulk up to about 7 or 8 I think.
COT:
Pledge
Announcements-Goruck training Saturday 0530 at Folsom, More rumors about a Nantan Impeachment
Prayer
8 for the Pub.
To Pelican Snoball’s and back. Some go the entire distance and some shorter.
Diva ran it twice.
Rudolph showed up confused on his location.
Stinky Bird we are still worried he might throw up on us. But had to leave right after the run because of a potential run.
Gastone Out!
7 men at The Goat this morning to put in some work. No FNGs today, so time to get to it!
Warmup: SSH 20(ic)
Gravel Pickers 10(ic)
The Thang:
Short mosey around the corner to the main road in front of the Masonic lodge. First exercise here is the Hero WOD called “DEE”.
DEE
4 Rounds
40 Squats
30 Hand Release Merkins
20 Burpees
400 Meter Run
We used 8th Ave to complete the 4 rounds of this. Start at the corner, perform exercises, then run to church. Perform second round of exercises in parking lot in front of the church, then run back down. 3rd round of exercises, then back up. Finally the 4th round of exercises, and back to bottom. Good work on this one men, way to keep pushing. HR Merkins straight into Burpees is no joke!
Next is a short mosey to the Gazebo area. The first exercise took longer than expected, but we still had a little time for some more work. Here 5 exercises are called. Perform the exercises, then run a lap.
5 Burpees (Pull-ups were initially called, but I was told we are not allowed to do them at the gazebo anymore, so more Burpees were called)
10 Diamond Merkins
15 Big Boys
20 Jump Lunges
25 Peter Parker’s
Run a lap
We were able to complete 3 rounds of this before we ran out of time. Nice work men. Mosey back to the flag. Time!
Announcements
Nameorama
Prayer Request
Appreciate the opportunity to lead today. This one had me smoked early on, but everyone was working hard which encouraged me to keep pushing. Awesome group of pax this morning. Thanks men!
Sister Act
It was pretty cold for the first Monday of the new year but that didn’t stop the 10 HIM that showed up to push major rock. After a practically nonexistent disclaimer YHC led some warmups and moseyed the PAX over to the elementary school entrance area for some smooth pavement.
Has anyone every noticed that the Mount Holly Middle School parking lots is absolutely terrible? I digress.
Today the lucky PAX would have the chance to explore some Deck of Death surprises. Rules were that we’d do what each card says but on the aces we’d have to run a lap and any number card was to be increased by 10 reps. The PAX was in good spirits today and we went about the workout as planned.
It was funny though that it seemed most of the exercises ended up being of the leg or running type. Any way, we didn’t get through the whole deck but we did good work just the same.
I appreciate the opportunity to lead. You men are awesome! AYE!!!
Announcements: Brand new AO “The Ricky Bobby” each Wednesday at New Hope Elementary, Rice & Beans Tuesday the 14th
Prayer Requests: Time Frame’s wife, Whoopee’s 2.0, Gumby, Lil’ Sweet, Tiger’s dad, SA’s family on loss of his grandmother, Stroganoff
Attendance from participation.
1 Rucked, the rest ran.
Attendance from participation.
We rucked…
Read the details from Montross’ backblast or maybe you shoulda shown up.
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