• Post Type: Backblast
  • When: 04/04/2024
  • AO: Midoriyama
  • QIC: Wirenut
  • FNG's:
  • PAX: Big Foot, X Wing, Wojo, Luigi, JJ, Purple Haze, Scraps, Wikileaks, Bob the Builder, Meat Wagon, Chili, Slaw, Broke, Hunchback, Pizza the Hut, Def Leppard, Poe, Bed Pan, Freight

We had a rather large crowd (20) for Football (Frisbee Rules) today. I started us off with an intense warmup of 2 SSHs before we were off to the back soccer field. We quickly marked the field with mini cones. Afterwards I chose Wojo and Wiki as captains and just like that we had Team Old Dudes and Team Cocky Ass Youngsters. These puny teens and tweeners picked myself, Bedpan and JJ only because they ran out of kids to pick. Our median age was 25 and that’s only because Bedpan, JJ and I raised that age tremendously. On the other side team Old Dudes median age was somewhere in the ballpark of 50. This would’ve been way worse if they didn’t draft Pizza the Hut(17). This  offset the deficit that Oompa(86) and Leppard(74) put on them. Team Youngsters immediately started with the mumblechatter. I heard there’s no way we’re letting those Old Dudes beat up on us. We’re gonna crush them. I tried to rein them in. I tried to warn them. I said you shouldn’t be this cocky and arrogant guys. Don’t let those White New Balances, sent of BENGAY-AsperCream, knee and back braces fool you these guys came to play and they mean business. This ain’t Maden or 2K this craps for real. And with that they were up 4-0. I then yelled at the boys not so cocky now that those Old Dudes are kicking your asses are you. We managed to get in a few scores before the Old Dudes dropped the hammer on us one last time running up the score to something like 10-4. Let this be a lesson kiddos don’t ever underestimate your elders. It’s upon the strong shoulders of the generations before you in which you are propped on. One day you’ll have your chance to be part of that foundation. Maybe then you’ll understand what it means to lace up those White New Balances. Put on that stinking ass BENGAY and knee sleeves and then lay the SMACKDOWN on a bunch of punk tweeners in a Frisbee Rules Football Game for 45min. Then go home soak in an epsom salts bath. Then rub on more AsperCream and go to bed knowing that in 2 weeks those same tweeners are gonna try their luck to no avail once again.

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