Community Foundation Convergence

Shoutout to the 35+ pax who posted to the Community Foundation Run/Fundraiser Convergence.   F3 Gastonia also had an additional 18pax running Ville to Ville therefore 53 pax pushed some sort of rock Saturday morning.  Great job men – Great showing.  With the help of Dr Seuss and Wirenut we led a classic beatdown in front of several community leaders showing Gastonia what F3 is all about.

Standing just outside the ballfield and with no FNGs to start, a quick disclaimer was given by YHC then launched into the warmup with 10 each of SSH, Merkins, LBCs and Imperial Walkers.  Each pax then carried a coupon into the outfield to save for later. My warmup continued with reps of high knees, butt kicks, karaoke x2, and nur across the outfield.  I then turned things over to Seuss for what he called 7 of diamonds. Although we planned on using the baseball diamond unfortunately it was occupied by the sound system and finish line equipment (Didn’t they know we were going to be there??)  Seuss was able to modify a “diamond” into a trapezoid? or rhomboid?  Hell who knows he teaches second grade how is he supposed to know about these advanced shapes.   But needless to say it definitely wasn’t a diamond.  But at each corner we did reps.  First time around was 7 Burpees, second round was 14 Flutters, third was 21 Big Boys and fourth was 28 CDDs.  Yes CDDs although I’m not sure the form quite right so lots of “no reps”.  Despite this we picked up an FNG along the way.  I’m pretty sure Sargento leap into the stands and pulled this guy by the ear onto the field to come join us.   Welcome to Pyle our newest pax who is 21 and from Gastonia.  He wants to go into the marines – thus Pyle – as we already have a Gomer.  At this point Wirenut wrestled Seuss to the ground and handed him a full sized coupon which pinned Seuss to the ground for the rest of the workout.  Wirenut then went full on wirenuts and called rounds of OHP, Curls , Squats and Merkins on the block.  First round was 50 of each exercise then sprint to midfield to do one burpees.  Then return to do same exercises but 40 of each.  Spring to midfield and do 2 burpees and so on with 30 reps and 3 burpees, 20 reps and 4 burpees and 10 reps and 5 burpees.  Our senior pax and crazy ass/formless leader Tesla led the way.  Not sure what exercises he was doing but I can assure you they did not look anything like called exercises.  I mean how do you do a merkin without bending your elbows?  Time was up as we moseyed back out of stadium to parking lot for COT.

Announcements:

The belt made its triumphant return after being snatched from Wichita’s hands.  The belt was awarded to Dr Seuss who amassed 103 points during the Pushing Rocks challenge, including 70 individual posts in Feb and March – that right 70 posts in 60 days.  Way to go Seuss!!

Team 6 won the team based challenge with 306 points – Congratulations to Wirenut (88points), Slaw (97), Def Leppard (54) and Sarlacc (62).  Team 6 has won the rights to the next convergence – more to follow

2nd F lunch Wednesday at Simonetti’s

The Goonie – May 4th – Bring a ruck and water/snack if needed. 3AM at the Schiele – we will be back by 6:30 so you can then post to your favorite AO bootcamp afterwards.

May 18th – Extinction Run  – 9am at Primal start with 13 minute mile and drop by 20 seconds each consecutive mile.  $20 donation to go towards Muscular Dystrophy research

Thanks to all who made this a success – Special thanks to Purple Haze who then led the community foundation run with two track commanders for speed for need.  Shoutout to Hei Hei and Pony Boy who manned the chairs.  Finally thanks to Hunchback who was able to work behind the scenes to get us the venue.  It’s high visibility events like these with real impact to the community that make all the difference and what makes me proud to be part of this organization.

Until next time – Defib out