Lots of numbers

It was super foggy in some parts of the land this gloom. Only 3 HIM were able to find their way to Old School. Those studs got after it and then some. This is what happened…

Warm up: Merkins and Goofballs

Pick up your bricks and mosey toward the courthouse square with alternating normal and hallelujah moseying.

Once we arrived at the square, YHC reminded the HIM that football was about to start. It’s an exciting time of year and to commemorate the occasion, we noted some statistics.

Defense

Four Corner Escalator:

4 Players led the NFL with 6 interceptions last year. We did 6 brickees at each corner.

Nick Bosa led the NFL with 18.5 sacks so we did 18.5 Merkins at the 2nd corner but Omaha’s like Payton Manning to squats for the last 2 corners.

Foyesade Oluokun led the NFL with 184 tackles so we split it up and did 84 brick presses at the last 2 corners and then 100 flutterkicks at the last one.

Offense

Dora 128, 340, 435

Since there were only three of us one man worked while the others ran around the courthouse. Last year leading receiver Justin Jefferson had 128 receptions, leading rusher Josh Jacobs had 340 carries and leading passer Patick Mahomes completed 435 passes. We did

• 128 CDDs
• 340 LBCs
• 435 Moroccan Night Clubs

Next we went back out to the sidewalk to recognize the 5250 yards Patrick Mahomes passed for by doing 52 side steps in one direction and then 50 the other direction. This didn’t get us around the block far enough so we then did lunges and reverse lunges to get back to where we started. Dr Seuss even heckled us as he drove by to feed at the trough known as Time Out. We did Giraffe stretches in honor of his recognition of us.

Time was getting short so we headed back to the start and we made it just in time to get the last couple things done on the ole weinke.

Josh Jacobs ran for 1653 yards so we did 16 big boys and 53 curls of your preferred style. YHC mixed his up.

Justin Jefferson had 1809 yards receiving so we did 18 shoulder taps each side and 9 lunges each side.

We did LBC for over a minute to finish up until time. Whew!!!

Thanks for the opportunity to lead men. This group was small but that’s ok. Just like most of us have found, when there are only a few of us there, those can be some of the best times to connect and get to know guys better. And it’s that much more important that we post because we don’t want to be the one to not be there for our brothers. What if no one showed and the person who committed time to lead the workout was alone? Get out of the fartsack! Put your feet on the floor and post! AYE!!!

Announcements: 2nd F lunch Wednesday at Belmont Pita Wheel, Labor Day convergence, Coconut Derby, Peak to Peak hike

Prayer requests: Turtleman, Norwood, Pocket’s dad, Hacksaw, Westside’s family on passing of his grandmother, Queso and others going to college, Sarlacc’s family on passing of M-in-law