- Post Type: Backblast
- When: 01/01/2022
- AO: Midoriyama
- QIC: Roscoe, Pockets, Mayor & Sargento
- FNG's: Mean Green
- PAX: Wichita, Round Up, Dr Seuss (R), Dirt (R), Gumby, Beetle Bailey, Boudin, Buckeye, Gear Wrench, Wire Nut, Broke (R), Freight, Def Leppard, Short Sale, Breaker Breaker (R), Pilgrims Progress, Watts Up (R), JJ, Bubba Sparxxx, Stogie, Flintstone, Rebar, Blart, CPAP (R), Radar, Tesla (R), Captain Stubing, Sarlacc (R), Bed Pan, Orangeman (R), Gavel, Purple Haze (R), Tiger (R), Doodles (R), Sister Act, Ball Joint, Les Nesman
Happy New Year men!
42 HIM arrived at the place they were predesitined to be at this first day of 2022, Midoriyama. It was a warm but perfect day to start the year off on the right foot and the Q team was prepped and ready for the day. This is what happened…
There were numerous PAX who got in different levels of EC. All sweated more than usual for January 1st but that’s just the way it goes. All stayed for the beatdown.
At the appointed time YHC welcomed everyone and gave the disclaimer for our first FNG of the year, Round Up’s son! He looked ready to make the most of the opportunity with smiles for miles.
Pledge of Allegiance
Next, the operation was handed over to 1st F Q Roscoe. He quickly avoided any sort of warmup, instead he called for a mosey and the PAX follow behind. We arrived at the first soccer field to the right and we circled up at center field. I’m not going to pretend that I recall how many reps we did of things like Merkins, LBCs, Dying Cockroaches, Burpees, and more Merkins, but it was a whole lot! Great start to the beatdown, and then it was handed back to YHC.
I asked the PAX why they love F3 so much. Buckeye (he was actually still at the workout!) said he loved the running. Nuf said.
Up next was Pockets, whose regularly scheduled Q got jacked when the new Nantan got a little ahead of himself and said we’d have a convergence today. He lead us to the bunny hill near the for the next section, the Triple Nickel. Do 5 Rocky Balboas at the bottom and 5 Imperial Squat Walkers at the top, x5.
Down at the bottom of the hill, Pockets said we would do a Route 45 routine with more Merkins (of course). At the end of that, he called for Imperial Walkers. He also called a couple of rounds of Burpees for good measure.
At this point, it was again asked of the PAX what they loved about F3 and Buckey tried to answer again (he said Merkins but I was more surprised that he was still at the workout) but we went to someone who had something more meaning to say. We also took the opportunity to sing happy birthday to Pockets, Happy Birthday brother!
The beatdown was then handed over to Mayor, whose regulalry scheduled Q was restructured due to the convergence. He took us back to the soccer field and had us partner up and line up at the end of the field for the classic Dora 123. Actually, he tried to make us do 200 Merkins (yeah, more of those), 400 Squats and 800 LBCs. Well, we did all of the stupid Merkins, got through a lot of Squats’s before Mayor Omaha’d to 300 reps of that and then some of the LBCs before his time was up.
For our next Q&A, Buckeye tried to pipe up (still here!) but then ‘ole Tesla felt the need to speak up. After a typical innapropriate spiel, he laid down some old man wisdom about the importance of F3 for all of us, which was very true.
Finally, it was YHC’s turn and we again lined up of the end line. Since it’s now the year 2022, the PAX was instructed to do 22 V-Ups and then Bear Crawl the length of the field and modify with Lunges as needed. For some reason Burpees were called (it looked good on paper) and then a Nur to the other end. Time was running short so we headed back to the start to wrap things up. We got back there and YHC talked a little bit before the final exercise was called. This may have been the most telegraphed exercise call ever, but whatevs, we did the Goofball x44 IC. We did that many because in the year ’22 we’re going to have to push try twice as hard to keep this great thing going.
That was the end of time and YHC unveiled this year’s mission:
ALWAYS BE EH’ING!!!
We all agree that this thing is too special to keep to ourselves. We have to share it with everyone we can, often several times until we get that guy out here with us. We are a strong PAX and our leaders have shown the way well so far, but our work isn’t done. It’s not easy but it’s worth it! Always be EHing!
Thank you to Broke for your leadership and for giving me the opportunity to lead us this year. Thank you to Roscoe, Pockets and Mayor for leading today. Thank you to our SLT and everyone else for making this the best region in the nation! AYE!!!
Announcement: Half marathon in Biloxi, MS
Prayer requests: Gumby and his ailing back, Tiger’s M & stepsons, health concerns and Covid situations
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