Fitness, Fellowship, Faith

Day: May 21, 2017

After Christmas Party

So you thought it wasn’t gonna happen…..well you were WRONG. We have a date and now all we need are the pax. You and your M (maybe that is your wife, maybe it’s your girlfriend…I’ll stop there) are invited to the Casa de Whoopee on June 10 for the After Christmas Party. It will start at 7pm and go until my M says it’s over (maybe a little longer). The cost is $10 per person ($20 per couple for you fellers from SoDa or NoGa) and that will cover food and beverages. Leave your 2.0s at home-this is just Pax + M. It should be a lot of fun so put it on your calendar and let me know if you are planning to come so I can order the food.

Saturday, June 10 at 7pm-??

$10 per person or $20 per couple covers food and drinks

Feel free to wear holiday attire (that’s for you Stroganoff).

I’ll send address at later date

Corewood

Ten pax showed up in the gloom for another Norwood beatdown.  There was one re-born FNG who had only posted once it was a year ago.  So a disclaimer was given letting him know I’m an idiot.

Warmup:
– 15 SSH IC
– 15 goofballs IC
– 15 imperial walkers IC

We moseyed up to the track behind Belmont Middle.  I wanted to do a workout to help prep everyone for the Belmont 5k next weekend.  So I had a variation of mile repeats.  We would do four laps, on each lap we would accelerate on the home straight, jog both turns and then do a different exercise on the back straight.  Lap one we did crab walks, lap two was lunges, lap three was bear crawls and lap four was zombie walk.  Plank for the six.

After the first mile we had a count off.  Still had the same ten we started with.  Then we had five exercise to do over the next five minutes.  If you finish the reps early, you had a break until the start of the next minute.  The exercises were:

  • 10 burpees
  • 20 monkey humpers
  • 10 merkins
  • 20 jump squats
  • 10 CDDs

Then another mile repeat with the same exercises.  Another count off and we still had all ten.  Then we did another five minute segment with the following exercises:

  • 20 single leg squats – left leg
  • 10 derkins
  • 20 single leg squats – right leg
  • 10 werkins
  • 20 squats

Keash and Shad Rap did their best siamese twin impression during the single leg squats.

We didn’t have enough time to complete another mile, so we just did two laps with the pax picking the exercise of their choice on the back straight.

Then came my favorite part of the beatdown.  I knew my good friend Tool Time would be there so I wanted to come up with a unique name for this part of my workout.  I came up with an original name of for this portion – Core Time with Norwood.  Queash quickly renamed it to Corewood.  We did the following exercises for 60 seconds AMRAP with 30 seconds of rest in between:

  • Crunch frogs
  • Protractors – 180 degrees was the most common
  • LBCs
  • WW II situps
  • Pretzel crunch
  • Flutter kicks
  • American hammers

Tool Time said you needed to go all the way down on the american hammers.  Wheezy pointed out that is something Tool Time seems to be good at.

We then moseyed back to the flag for the pledge.  I was a little disappointed we ran out of time and didn’t get to do the wind sprint portion to simulate the end of the 5k.  Maybe next Q.

Announcements:

– Belmont 5k next weekend
– Tuna 200 in October
– Speed For Need donations

Prayer requests:

  • Our brothers doing the MudRun

COT

Thanks guys…had a blast like always!

New Toy

YHC has tried to mix up his posting rotation over the last few weeks instead of staying close to home. One way to ensure showing at the other AO’s is to commit to Q myself so that there’s no backing out when the fartsack calls my name. Since starting this variety tactic I’ve had the chance to lay down sweat with some great guys I didn’t know as well beforehand. F3 Gashouse region rocks!

To start off, since there were no FNGs a short disclaimer was given and we hit the warmup for the 10 of us in attendance, the Slaughter Starter!

Pledge

Mosey past the fountain down the street to start Route 66. At each streetlight the PAX would perform a Merkin. At each following light add a rep until the rep count gets to 11 for a total of 66. This was chest blaster indeed for YHC!

A quick walk across the street to the park sculpture is where YHC had the first chance to use his new toy, a portable stereo (they say it’s water proof and floats)! Circle up around the shiny sculpture and hit your six for Bring Mary Up which I ripped off of Gastone’s workout at Martha’s on Wednesday. “Rest” position is 6-inches and when he says bring Mary up you lift your feet to 90 degrees. Good ab burn.

Mosey through town to an as of yet unexplored site, 1st ARP Church where YHC and others worship our Lord Jesus. As a side note, if you’re looking for a thriving, energy filled church where you’ll hear the Gospel, we’d love to have you and your family visit. We found the courtyard area and partnered up for a round of Dora 123. The sequence would be 100 lunges (single count), 200 dips and 300 seal jacks. While partner 1 exercises, partner 2 runs up the steps, down the other side and back to switch off. This one really got the blood pumping.

After visitation, we moseyed back toward the pavilion but stopped at the BB&T parking lot to use my toy again. Gastone cursed us Wednesday by implanting the Ghostbuster’s theme which I couldn’t get out of my head all day. I figured he’d show today so I planned a good turn for his. The classic “Can’t Touch This” was on the playlist today, hopefully some of the guys were singing along for a while. Each time he says can’t touch this, we did a jump squat. We tried holding the squat position in between but that sucked so we just stood there when not jumping until the song started the part (you remember the video) where he was dancing back and forth. We did quick feet running in place while this was going on.

Mosey back to the start for the last song on the playlist, “Lovely Day” by Bill Wither. Hold plank position and every time they say lovely day, you do a mountain climber. I read a listing of the most repetitive songs and they say this one holds the mark at 96 times they say lovely day. Unfortunately, time ran up about halfway through, so I’ll make sure to plug this one in another time.

Prayer Requests: Honestly 59 hours afterward as I write this, it’s hard to remember exactly what was said but there were several requests, so keep everyone in our PAX on your prayer list. Sorry guys.

Announcements: Mudrun was yesterday (Awesome!!!), advisory meeting tonight at 7, skeet shooting Saturday (ask Whoopee), need Q’s at the Yank for the next several weeks.

It was fantastic leading you men today at an AO I haven’t Q’ed in probably 6 months at least. It was good to be back! You guys are awesome and it’s an honor to lead you.

AYE!!!

Watch out for Fences

The morning started off just great. YHC was taunted on Twitter the night before about showing for the EC training for the Brolympics. Who am I to fight some solid peer pressure so I showed for the Whoopee beatdown which began as I attempted to jump the fence onto Grier’s field…….total fail. I’m just glad Whoopee doesn’t own a video of it.

Great work by Hushpuppy for some pre-workout 3rd F about impact. We all have a daily opportunity to impact others, are we making it a positive interaction, negative interaction, or apathetic interaction? It’s up to you.

Not very gloomy as the sun is up now by the time 7:00 am arrives now so we had a good crowd for Saturday, especially considering the other activities going on. Great work by our F3 Gastonia PAX participating in the Mudrun.

14 showed for the disclaimer (including 3 FNG’s) before we split up for the normal workout and the Pain Lab led by Rudolph.

Warm-Up – In-Cadence
SSH X 15
LBC’s X 15
Imperial Walkers X 15

Mosey to the Flag for the Pledge – Oh, wait there’s Spiderman coming in late, let’s give him the stare down……”Sorry Maam, we thought you were someone else.” Yes, we thought Spiderman was a girl.

The Thang

At this point all we could do was mosey to the football field at Grier Middle School. It has been a while since I actually took time to write up a new weinke as I have just used different variations of past workouts for my Q’s over the past year or so but I actually put together a new one (and yes, it was laminated).

We got our minds right for some Four Corner work:
Run to 1st corner – 10 Merkins
Run to 2nd corner – 20 LBC’s
Run to 3rd corner – 30 Squats
Run to 4th corner – 40 Flutter Kicks

This was so much fun that we did it again in reverse order:
Run – 40 Flutter Kicks – Run – 30 Squats – Run – 20 LBC’s – Run – 10 Merkins

Short recovery before heading down to the baseball field just outside one of the dugouts. Time for some Hill Eleven’s. Run up the hill to the picnic tables for dips (X 10), back down to the bottom for squats (X 1); back up for 9 dips, back down for 2 squats, etc. etc. You get the picture. For me, this turned out to be more difficult than anticipated but we pushed through. For some story time, I mentioned to the PAX that Bumgarner (Scott Harbin), myself and Warden (Jim Ware) built the original baseball pitching mound on that field on a Saturday in 1985. I was fortunate enough to play the very first season on Grier’s own baseball field. Sorry, I digress.

Next we moseyed back to the football field for some Four Corners Escalator. Same exercises as before except we add each time:
Run to 1st corner – 10 Merkins
Run to 2nd corner – 10 Merkins + 20 LBC’s
Run to 3rd corner – 10 Merkins + 20 LBC’s + 30 squats
Run to 4th corner – 10 Merkins + 20 LBC’s + 30 squats + 40 Flutter Kicks

Dang

We then walked and attempted to line up along the track facing the field….this took several attempts.

Quick exercise: Lunge halfway across field – 15 Merkins – Run back to track – 20 LBC’s

Rinse/Repeat

The Escalator Four Corners was so much fun, we voted to do it again in descending order.
Run to 1st corner – 10 Merkins + 20 LBC’s + 30 squats + 40 flutter kicks
Run to 2nd corner – 10 Merkins + 20 LBC’s + 30 squats
Run to 3rd corner – 10 Merkins + 20 LBC’s
Run to 4th corner – 10 Merkins

It’s warm and humid. The PAX were on their game this morning and were speeding through this work. We still had time for one more exercise around the track. Line up again along the track facing the field (went much quicker this time)

Partner up: Partner 1 lunges to middle of field and runs back while Partner 2 completes as many merkins as possible. Partners switch. YHC struggled with this one

By now it was time to mosey back to the Schiele to catch up with the pain lab to finish off with some Mary:

This included but was not limited to: LBC’s, Homer/Marge, Crunchy Frogs, Freddy Mercury’s, American Hammers ….plus some I have forgotten in the 24 hours since.

Great work men.

Announcements: Skeet shooting next Saturday (see Whoopee); Advisory Board Sunday night, 7:00 pm at Cavendish Brewing.

Welcome to FNG’s: Irish Crème, BB-8 & Oliver Twist. My apologies for allowing the naming to take so long.

Several prayer requests from the PAX. COT.

Four for coffeerama at Panera.

As always, it was a great morning for me and an honor to lead you men through the workout. I did fail at getting the contact information from the FNG’s. As the Q, this is my responsibility to make sure this gets done and is important to get the new guys into the fold of communication that occurs weekly. My apologies to the 3 FNG’s. If you know these guys, please help us get their info in our system so we can stay connected.

Thanks again for the honor.

Until the next one. Aye!

Stroganoff

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