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Substitute Slaw

Blart was scheduled for the Q at Midoriyama. He gave me a little notice saying he might not make it due to work. By lunchtime, it was confirmed that he couldn’t make it and he asked YHC to pick up the Q. I had a few hours to whip up my Weinke, so I headed to the F3 Exicon and the crossfit bodyweight WOD website. I rolled in, changed my clothes, and walked into the typical gauntlet of Midoriyama mumblechatter.  When Gold Digger realized I was subbing for Blart, he compared me to Josh McCown being subbed in for Carson Wentz in the Philadelphia/Seattle game this past weekend! One thing I love about the Midoriyama boys is they tell you how they feel!

W/U:

20 Seal Jacks IC

15 Don Quixotes

20 Moroccan N/C’s

Stretch Right leg over Left 10 seconds

Stretch Left leg over Right 10 seconds

Thang:

Mosey to long parking lot on the other side of the playground for The Longest Mile:

4 rounds of:

10 Burpees

100 Meter Run

10 Hand Release Merkins

100 Meter Run

10 Squats

100 Meter Run

10 Big Boy situps

100 Meter Run

Next, we headed to a small hill for some 11’s with Squats at the top of the hill, run down the hill, Mike Tysons at the bottom, then Joe Hendricks (reverse bear crawl up the hill). All PAX were doing great until the Q realized everyone had Omaha’d to Nurring up the hill instead of Joe Hendricks. Even Gold Digger modified after round 4!

Mosey back to the parking lot closest to the flag and do some Ascending Curb Crawls. Feet up on the curb, perform 1 Derkin. Bear Crawl across the parking lot, 2 Derkins, and so on to 5. The Exicon calls for 13 rounds of this, but time was getting short and the Grantan was giving me Eat $h!t looks.

Back to the flag for a Slawter stopper (20 Burpees) for the finish.

Pledge

Announcements:

New AO at New Hope Elementary (a.k.a. The Ricky Bobby). Sargento is the site Q.

Freight is starting GoRuck training. This Saturday he will be at Folsom. They will start 2 hours before the end of the workout (which is 1 hour before the beginning of the workout if my math is correct). They will be starting at 5:30 at Folsom and finish up to join the bootcampers at the COT. He will be at Gashouse the next Saturday, then The Yank the Saturday after that. If you’re confused by now, just ask Freight.

Prayer Requests:

Swimmer’s Father-in-Law, Timeframe’s M, Tiger’s Dad, Gumby’s upcoming surgery this Friday, Lil’ Sweet (possible surgery), the situation in the Middle East with Iran.

YHC took us out in prayer.

Love ya, mean it!

Slaw

 

Hump Day

9 showed for some work at The Labyrinth. 3 Showed for extra credit at 5am.

The Thang:

20 SSH

Wall Sit with arms in the air, 2 minutes.

Plank minute, elbow plank minute, 20 Plank Jacks on elbows, Plank Minute.

Wall Sit with arms in the air, 2 minutes.

20 Mountain Climbers, 10 Merkins

Wall sit with arms in the air, 2 minutes

20 SSH, 20 Smurf Jacks

Wall sit with arms in the air and right leg for 30 seconds in the air. Then Left.

20 CDD, 50 Monkey Humpers.

Mosey toward’s Gastone’s Hill

Stop at light poles on the way.

1st, 50 Calf Raises

2nd, 50 Calf Raises

3rd, 50 Monkey Humpers

4th, 50 Squats

5th, 50 Mountain Climbers

Lunge to the next pole

6th, 50 Seal Jacks

Mosey to the bottom of Gastone’s Hill.

Backward’s up the hill. (This was harder for me than normal)

Back down the hill

Stop at every mailbox. Do 1 LBC at the first and then increase by one.

Bottom of the hill we were at 11.

Turn left to go back to start. Stop at every pole.

first pole continue increase on LBC’s 12

13

14

Add 1 push up with increases as well.

Ended with 21 LBC’s and 11 Merkin’s.

The Moleskin:

EC was good, Defib made a turn and ended up going faster and further that I was thinking. (The Push cause disruption and is appreciated)

9 men for the bootcamp on the same day Ricky Bobby started. Kudos to Sargento for starting another AO, add more people, keep it growing. We are part of something bigger than us.

Calm morning, a little Mumble Chatter but nothing to crazy.

Gastone Out!

 

Motorboat

With the launch of a soon to be named AO on the other end of town, PrisonBreak was a little lighter than usual. That’s ok, cause we were able to welcome an FNG, Evinrude, to the scene. He works with Wichita as a lineman, but his hobby is building outboard race motors for boats, along with many other hobbies. Anyway, there were six total; 2 ruckers and 4 runners. When all made it back to start, we got the pledge in.

COT; Wichita’s dad, Gumby, Volts 2.0

YHC took us out in prayer

Acceleration

It was Monday. Whoever was Q had something come up. Not sure who it was but did not matter. This is F3 and that is not a big deal. Hope whoever had Q is ok and nothing big happened. Gastone tried to take the Q but Defib and I wrestled it from him. Been there before. I have regretted getting on that train before and it does not end well.

Defib and I decided on the fly I would take the first half and he would take the second half. This was 100% based on the fact that he had a watch and I did not-we need to finish on time and it was just that simple.

We started with a quick warmup:SSH, Merkins (good form), and LBCs. We then started to lunge to the park and (officially) I made it to the edge of the park border and then we started a slow mosey. We did a little plank or something else to let the 6 catch up then headed over to Clavin’s Hill for some work-5 squats at the bottom and Jack Webb to 7 at the top in escalating fashion (5 squats, up hill, Jack Webb 1, down hill, 5 squats, up hill Jack Webb 2, down hill, 5 squats, up hill Jack Webb 3…). We then moseyed toward the picnic tables. On the way we stopped for some plank (I think). When 6 caught up, we headed to picnic tables for some step ups……this was the point at which I started to erupt. I had been thinking about something for a few days and being the Q today was just what I needed to unpack this “thing” I was thinking about.

On Saturday I could not make the workout-family stuff that I needed to be home early to take care of-so I went in early for some EC. I got there at 420 am and did some stuff on my own until Anchorman and JJ showed up at 6 am for some ruck stuff. When we got back for start of GasHouse at 0700 there was a big crowd, probable about 20 or so. Out of that 20, about 15 went to PainLab-you are probably thinking “Where is Whoopee going with this?” or “What’s wrong with 15 guys in PainLab?” or “What the heck was Whoopee doing at 420am at the Schiele Museum by himself?” or “What were Anchorman and JJ doing riding together to the Shiele at 6am still in there PJ’s?” Oops, I told them I wouldn’t tell anyone. Please forget that last part. Well I’m gonna answer some of those questions right now so just hold onto your hypothetical horses.

Of those 15 guys, I could not tell you how much they have been posting during the week. Now, part of that is my fault because I don’t post as often as I used to and we have a lot of AOs to choose from so in their defense, they could be posting other places that I am not aware of, HOWEVER, I do not think that is the case, which is the point I am going to eventually make…..It is my opinion that many of the Saturday PainLab folks are just that: Saturday PainLab folks. If we are F3 and our mission is what it is, then our goal should be ACCELERATION-whatever that means to you is fine, but to me it means I not only need to get myself better, it also means I need to sharpen those men around me and help them accelerate. I told our group that I thought we all, but particularly the guys that have done a GREAT JOB with Painlab, needed to help get these PainLab folks out to some other AOs during the week. My words were something along the lines of if you are going to PainLab then you should be giving these guys a friendly earful…..get them to be accountable and post at some other AOs during the week. Maybe you can’t run (now) but you can mosey and you can do Bulldog or Diablo Sammich-get their butts out here. In the Gloom. With the other men. And get better-ACCELERATE. Look at Watts Up-Last year at this time he was a different man. Now, he can post anywhere, anytime, and keep up with every single one of us if not stay ahead of us. We should rename him Jules’ Wallet (from Pulp Fiction) because he is a bad mother………..sorry, got a little carried away. I’ll try to keep this rated PG. Again, don’t get me wrong, PainLab has been phenomenal. It has gotten a lot of men into F3 that would otherwise not even consider it. My point is DON’T STOP THERE! Take this to the next level. Get them to explore 2nd F and 3rd F and post more often. Remind them it is You vs You.

I got a pretty good rush from this rant so what else could we do but head across the way to the Turd Shack for some Hip Slappers. After a few sets Defib took over. We did a quick mosey to get in place for 11’s with Mike Tysons and Squats. About number 8 on the Mike Tyson’s I blacked out and don’t remember anything else. I think they carried me back to start for the COT. Not sure if we did the pledge at the beginning or the end (pretty sure we did it at some point-heck I could have sung the French national anthem for all I know). After everyone left I called 911 and an ambulance came and got me. Apparently I got some IV fluids and the paramedics dropped me off on my front steps. My wife found me a few hours later and brought me inside. Guess that will teach me to open my mouth.

Thanks for the fun-Whoopee

 

No Regerts

There was only one chance to post for the first mosey at The Pub in 2020. 9 PAX started out 2020 at The Pub with No Regrets.

PAX arrived

PAX said The Pledge

PAX moseyed (Armstrong Park Rd to Perry to Lee to New Hope to Armstrong Park Dr to Armstrong Park Rd and back to The Pub)

Announcements
F3 Gastonia Christmas party (too late for that)
New AO on Weds at New Hope Elementary (not too late for that)

Prayer Requests
Time Frame and M
Lynn Helm
Whoopee’s 2.0
Gastone’s father-in-law

Prayer to take us out.

Just because you missed the first one, that doesn’t mean you can’t post and mosey at any of the other 52 chances in 2020. Your distance. Your pace.

Until next time…

Chaos

YHC arrived at Starkville a little early and found a vehicle not commonly seen at local AO’s parked in the lot with the occupant patiently awaiting the start time. None other than the infamous Huckleberry had chosen this day to return to his flock and once again experience the joy and pain that is F3. Five additional PAX arrived to share in the experience and when time hit we were ready to go.

 

After the pledge and a short warmup, various toys were transported to the tennis courts for the main event.  Part 1 consisted of a 10 to 1 Countdown through multiple pain stations. PAX were to complete 10 Reps at each station and then lunge walk across two courts and back then 9 reps, 8 reps, etc…..Stations were:

Overhead press with sandbag

Moroccan Nightclubs with bricks

Sandbag swing

Merkins on bricks

Goblet squat with sandbag

Plank rows with dumbells

Chest press with steel plate

 

This was taking a little longer than anticipated, so YHC cut it short and we moved on to Part 2…..Rapid fire Tabata

30 seconds of each exercise then 30 seconds rest before next set.

Set 1 – High knees, Mtn climbers, LBC’s

Set 2 – Butt kickers, Corkscrews, Freddie Mercury’s

Set 3 – Squats, Plank jacks, Flutter kicks

Set 4 – Imperial walkers, Peter Parkers, Dying Cockroach

Set 5 – Seal Jacks, Nolan Ryans, LBFC’s

 

3 minutes of Mary and time was up.

 

How do you find peace during times of chaos or turmoil? Through the word of God and by trusting in him. He will give you peace and rest. When you feel like life is overwhelming you, open your Bible and let the word of God comfort and calm you.

1 Peter 5:7 – “Cast all your anxiety on Him because he cares for you.”

 

Announcements

AO launch at New Hope Elementary School on Wednesday, Jan. 8th at 5:30am

 

Prayer Request

Timeframe’s M

Whoopee’s 2.0

Dry Rub’s M

Tiger’s dad

Sister Act’s family

 

Freight took us out.

 

It was great to see a good crowd out at Starkville. Freight and Huck provided the majority of the mumble chatter (who would have thought that?) while Oompa provided running commentary on the playlist (he’s an Imagine Dragons fan). Rockabilly was able to make it out due to a meeting change and he was putting in the work. Tater Hole and Blart are regulars at this AO and if you haven’t been out yet, give it a try.

 

I’m Broke

HIPAApotamus

VooDoo out with the sniffles and asked me to fill in and Q last night, gladly accepted!  No idea what I was going to do or how many would show so I loaded up the ol’ Prius with a bunch of gear. Got there a few minutes early to do a last minute recon. Found a new hill at Bulldog that may Trump2020 Gastone’s Hill. Show to know. 8 total in attendance so my 2nd weinke was ready to go.

Disclaimer

Warmup – Slaughter Starter

The Thang – Part 1:

Tri-partner Hair burners with a 35lb or 25lb plate

P1 swings, P2 pushes plate, P3 overhead press

P3 now pushes plate to P1…you get the idea. repeat the process for 10 minutes

Roscoe and YHC had 1 less partner so we had to do more plate pushes, Yay for us…(said no one ever)

Recover

To the benches for Dips IC followed up with step-ups 20 count right leg only

Recover

Back to Hair Burners again

P1 curls, P2 pushes plate, P3 tricep extensions – 10 minutes

Recover

To the curb for some Big Boy Tiger Squats – 20 OYO

Recover

Grab Kettlebells and Farmer Carry Mosey to the back of Bess elementary to the Huge, Bigely, very steep, grassy hill. Now officially claimed as HIPAApotamus

The Thang – Part 2:

Musical Dora

Partner up

Exercise 1 – Curls
P1 curls P2 runs to top of hill for 1 burpee run down and switch.
Do this for the entire track of Beastie Boys “No Sleep Till Brooklyn” – 4:06 minutes

Exercise 2 – Squat Thrusters
P1 squat thrusters P2 runs to top of hill for 1 burpee run down and switch.
Do this for the entire track of Lil Jon “Get Low” (Clean version, lol) –  5:24 minutes

Exercise 3 – Burpees
P1 Burpees P2 runs to top of hill for 1 burpee run down and switch.
Do this for the entire track of Micheal Jackson “Don’t Stop ‘Til You Get Enough” – 6:05 minutes

Recover

Farmer Carry Mosey back to start

Pledge

Time

Announcements – New AO Wednesday New Hope Elementary come out and support the launch. Lake Wylie F3/FiA Convergence February 15th

Prayers – TimeFrame M, T-Square son, family for a recent suicide and those battling mental illness

YHC took us out

I’ve slacked off tremendously over the last few months and it’s shown. Taking a Q helps you get back into a rhythm for sure. Thanks for the opportunity to lead and the push that came with it. Everyone worked extra hard this morning. We did something new so stepping out of your workout comfort zone sometimes isnt easy, but we made it through. Just a quick note it was the second workout in a row where the assigned Q was sick and others stepped up to take lead. That said always be prepared to step up and lead. Good thing to do is create a quick weinke and keep it in your dash. #HIPAAtips

AYE!

HIPAA

Runners and non-runners welcome

YHC wanted to Q a workout that had plenty of running for the runners of the group, but still challenged those who are not running at the moment.  We started with the pledge and a traditional warm-up, and then we began a four corners workout.  Each corner was an accumulator.  Walkers went clockwise directly to the next corner and did double the exercise listed, runners went outside the ring counter-clockwise (the long way around) to get to the same corner and did the listed count of the exercises.   Four rounds and each round added an exercise.  It actually timed out very well and we all finished about the same time.  It looked like this.

We finished with about 10 minutes to go so we lined up for a PAX called AMRAP followed by a bear crawl in one direction and a crab walk in the other.  Mosey backed to the flag and as YHC was calling time a train was heard in the distance, so we threw in five more burpees to finish strong.

Solid work by all, running or not running!

Announcements:

  • Rice N Beans next Tuesday 1/14/2020 in the evening.  YHC signed up F3 Gastonia for all 20 volunteer spots.  We have 8 spaces left, so let YHC know if you will be joining us.  Details, directions, times, etc >> https://www.signupgenius.com/go/60b0d48afa72dabf85-rice
  • New AO starts tomorrow!  New Hope Elementary – Wednesday’s at 5:30 am – boot camp.  Name of AO to be announced tomorrow.

Prayer Requests

  • Lynn Hamm’s continuing battle against cancer.  We want to pray for her husband to have the strength he needs to support her and his family, all while he deals with seeing his M sick and fighting for her life.
  • All the kids heading back to school.
  • Timeframe’s M
  • T-Square’s son
  • Our troops heading overseas to protect our freedom.  YHC is humbled every time he sees these brave men and women leave their families to head into a dangerous situation to serve our country.  Couldn’t be more proud of our military and the country we are blessed to live in!  AYE!

~Anchorman

Little Robbie

15 was the number at Folsom on Saturday. 1 did some EC rucking and about 6 were out running the streets early.

Warmup: Waiting for the new Nantan to get to the circle. Sparky was already there! Let’s mosey.

The Thang:

We made our way to the gates at the entrance of The U of D! Stopping along the way for some exercises. Partner up. P1 runs the hill and back down while P2 does an exercise. Switch. We did this three times each with exercises being squats, Freddy Mercury, and Corkscrew. YHC talked about the challenge the hill presents and getting past it.

Let’s mosey back to the park. On the way back we stopped again for a few exercises. At the parking lot partner up again for 11’s. Booyah Merkins and burpees. At this point there were several douchee comments which I will admit I likely deserve during my Q. I dish it so I must take it! Golddigger was upset by my description of counting during the merkin portion. We were saying the same thing he just refused to see it. He even carried the argument into the party Saturday night. I finally just had to concede hoping he would find peace about the situation. Anyway sometime during the exercise I decided to call him Little Robbie and honestly I’ll probably never call him anything else.

Moving on we moseyed to the tennis courts where I had everyone gather in the center. YHC had stashed 4 papers at each end of the courts, so three courts away in either direction, with exercises on them. We raced to get to the papers. If you made it to one you did the exercise. If you didn’t get to one first you had to do 5 burpees. We did this for about 5-6 rounds. Those that didn’t get to a paper the previous round received a half court head start the following round.

COT:

YHC talked a little about pushing through with the help of others and sometimes on our own. Even when we are on our own we are not. We have your back no matter what!

Announcements-Party, New AO at New Hope Elementary, New Nantan impeachment trial

Prayer Request-Little Robbie took us out

Moleskin:

Fun crowd of bat flipping rock pushers! Even though I did have to bleep myself a few times it was a good morning to be out!

Disruption at Crossroads

 Chilly morning at Crossroads. Broke is already trying to cause "disruption" by announcing he was running 8 miles. Sister Act and Dr. Seuss ran with him. I chased Blart for 5 miles who chased Barrel Racer. Freight was the lone rucker. Come on ruckers! You know no one wants to ruck alone! Ooompa Loompa was running around the college. After the run, a couple of guys had to leave but we added Gold Digger and Pizza Man for Q Source starting off with "A Leader causes Disruption to the Status Quo." It was a good discussion as I asked Pizza Man and Gold Digger (Little Robbie) to tell us about how training for a marathon disrupted their normal training. "Movement to advantage" will disrupt the status quo in your life. F3 has certainly disrupted my life for the better in every way.
 I would also like to take this chance to say a few things to all of the F3 Gastonia Pax. A special thanks to Stroganoff for selecting me to be the Nantan for 2020. I consider it a privilege to be a part of such a great group of men! Thanks to Freight for many things, but mainly he kept me posting in the early days at Midoriyama with his special wit. Thanks to my Shieldlock guys Slaw and Sister Act for pushing me and holding me accountable every day. Thanks to all of the Pax who have helped F3 Gastonia invigorate so many men in all areas of their lives. Keep connecting with our workout guys especially FNG's. As Dredd says ALR. Ask. Listen. Remember. The Q Source topic this week said a great leader's legacy is built on love so let's pass that along to the guys we post with. Thanks so much and see you in the gloom!

Announcements: A big thanks to all involved in the (after) Christmas Party. It was a blast. New AO Wednesday, January 8th at New Hope Elementary at 5:30 am with Sargento as Site Q for a Bootcamp. Lots of names being discussed. Show to know.

Prayer Requests: Stroganoff is sick. Short Sale is sick. Timeframe’s M. Dry Rub’s M. Sister Act’s grandmother passed away. Teacher’s and kids going back to school (Seuss and Digger). Oompa took us out!

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