14 men at Folsom this morning!! Can’t remember what we did, but it was a beatdown.
SA
Fitness, Fellowship, Faith
14 men at Folsom this morning!! Can’t remember what we did, but it was a beatdown.
SA
Warm Up:
Side straddle hops
Gravel Pickers
Squats
Merkins
Mosey to Park:
20 Flutter kicks
20 dying cockroaches
Mini MRF:
Mosey to Pic Nic shelter:
Mosey back to Snowcones!
Warm up:
Mosey to FUMC
Plank 60 sec
Wall squats 60 sec 3x
Mosey to Parking garage:
Break up into 2 grounds: even number of people per team, team Run around their circles until all members have ran. Team #2 won!
Mosey back to Start
I snatched the opportunity to Q The Goat at nearly the 11th hour, saving Bubba Sparxxx and countless innocent Pax from having to deal with an awkward situation. Here’s how it went down.
Started out with SSH, Hillbilly walkers, Goofballs (each 10xIC). Moseyed down 8th Ave towards Riverside Park with a few stops along the way:
– 22 merkins OYO at the statue at the corner of the main square
– Wall-sit air presses under the bridge (20xIC)
– American Hammers on Mayflower Street (20xIC)
Upon arriving at the park, surprise! We just happened to find 2 basketballs and a bluetooth speaker (that immediately paired to my phone – wow, what are the chances?). Clearly we had to make use of these items, so we circled up at center court and I explained the rules:
– Split into two teams.
– 5 reps of a chosen exercise “buys” a shot from the free throw line or beyond.
– Any Pax can do the exercise and it counts as a rep. Any Pax can shoot after a the shot is earned with the 5 reps.
– Count up how many made shots at the end of the song.
First song = We Will Rock You. Exercise = Burpees. I joined “Team 1” with Gavel, Orangeman, Eh Y’all, Freon, and Bos. Gavel sunk a few buckets to make our score respectable, but otherwise Team 1 tossed enough bricks to build a house and lost 9-5. I didn’t watch closely, but Anchorman seemed to spend a lot of time at the free throw line for Team 2.
Next song = We are the Champions. Exercise = Makhtar Ndiaye’s. Gavel got a hot hand and redeemed Team 1 with a 13-something win for Round 2.
Next song = Eye of the Tiger. Exercise = Bobby Hurleys. Both teams found a groove, and we tied 15-15. It wasn’t in the plan, but we had to do one more to determine the winning team.
Tie-breaker song = Lithium (Nirvana). Exercise = Heels to Heaven. Up to this point, I hadn’t made a single shot in 6 or 8 attempts, but Gavel graciously gave me another shot. I made the first two in a row and drained several more as Gavel, Orangeman and I scored 23 for the win. Without taking a single shot at the goal, Eh Y’all was Team 1 MVP for grinding out exercises like a workhorse every single round. To celebrate, we circled up for a round of 10 Makhtar Ndiaye’s in cadence, then headed back towards the flag with a few stops along the way:
– American Hammers on Mayflower Street (20xIC)
– Wall-sit air presses under the bridge (20xIC)
– 22 merkins OYO at the statue at the corner of the main square
There was lots of time left, so we did a Triple Nickel on the hill between the fire station and Mayworth’s: Monkey humpers and CDD’s.
3 minutes of Mary took us to the end, just as a handsome and un-sweaty man with a large perfectly groomed poodle joined our COT as if he had been there the whole time. It wasn’t weird at all…
Announcements: F3 Dads at Gashouse 7/15. Annihilation at The Yank with Tiger, also 7/15. 2nd F lunch 7/19 at Pita Wheel in Dallas.
Prayers: Norwood, Hacksaw, Pilgrim’s Progress for healing. Jane Fonda for upcoming travels. Finally, farewell to Gator with his final post as a Gaston County resident – stay strong and keep in touch, Brother!
Privileged to lead this fine group of HIM’s this morning,
– Nutria
Warmup with Painlab
Mosey to First Pres parking lot
Star Blocks – each PAX Carry’s his block with him at all times. After each corner, carry block to center for 3 blockees, then to the next corner
Corner – 10 reps each
O/H press
Bend over rows
Corner 2 – 10 reps each
Curls
Squats
Corner 3 – 10 reps each
Chest Presses
Flutter Kicks
Corner 4 – 10 reps each
Swings
Tricep ext
Rinse and repeat 5x
Mountain Climbers x 50
Toe Taps x 50
Cross overs x 25
Time to mosey back to shovel flag
The Pledge
COT
Announcements
Prayer request
Tesla’s sister
Kids on Teen Westward Bound
Roscoe’s uncle
Tube’s 2.0 travels
Norwood
Tiger’s mom
Sledge Sister Marie
Maybelline cousin
YHC closed in prayer
6/8/23 Midoryama:
Some ran, some rucked
The Pledge
COT
Announcements
Prayer Requests
YHC closed us in prayer
Warmup – Mosey to FourSquares church parking lot, then:
2 Rounds
50 mountain climbers
15 tuck jumps
30 Twisting mountain climbers
:30 second side plank (LEFT)
:30 second side plank (RIGHT)
Move to lower parking lot:
50 Squats
50 Merkins
5 Burpees
Run a lap
40 Squats
40 Merkins
5 Burpees
Run a lap
30 Squats
30 Merkins
5 Burpees
Run a lap
20 Squats
20 Merkins
5 Burpees
Run a lap
10 Squats
10 Merkins
5 Burpees
Run a lap
Mosey back to the school
The Pledge
COT
Announcements
Prayer Request:
Roscoe’s uncle
Stinky Birds brother and wife
Orangeman – former friend
Daughter is moving back to NC
YHC closed in prayer
Two ran, four rucked, and one was on a bike
COT
Announcements
Prayer request
The Pledge
YHC closed us out in prayer
YHC is a bit late in this backblast, so apologies to all.
After the warm-up, moseyed to the bottom of Eagle Park at Lexington/Blueberry for a modified Dora. Partner up per usual, but none of that 100/200/300 crap where everyone has poor form… no, just AMRAP until your partner returns.
P1 runs up Lexington, 1/2 up do 10 LBCs, at the top do 5 burpees, run back down to relieve P2. Meanwhile, P2 is performing the required exercise. Bottom of the hill exercises were diamond merkins, squats, and WWIs.
Mosey back to the flag for Mary.
Announcements and Prayer Requests
Orangeman took us out.
It was an honor to lead. -Orangeman
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