It’s not Universal Studios! But it still might be fun.
We will visit Flagpole Island, Long Island, Holy H Island and Spot Island while stopping in between to hang out on the sand bars. There will be guest visits from Peter, Jack, and Mary. We will act like kids again, running and jumping, and crawling around like toddlers. Like a Caribbean cruise, we will jump from island to island, with some karaoke in between. And later, we will gather for whatever favorite beverages you care to have.
Wear your favorites trunks and bring gloves so you can touch the native fauna and rock formations.
Your tour director has lots of activities planned so you don’t want to miss this trip to the Islands of Adventure. We depart at 0700 sharp tomorrow morning from the back docks of the Shiele Museum. Parking and admission are free. Tipping is prohibited.
Oh, by the way, please be sure to read the F3 disclaimer before coming onboard. No life preservers or life rafts are provided, and your captain is not trained; in fact, he has proven to be totally un-trainable.