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Fitness, Fellowship, Faith

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Is he asleep?

YHC needs a little push and motivation through the week so Huckleberry was nice enough to give me the Q to get me out of the fartsack, well it definately works, so here I am. 2 of us made it out in the gloom today with the others with changed work schedules, on the IR list, another with a shoulder needing some rest, and the fartsack attacking a few others like it has done me lately.

Warmup:  SSH, Gravel Pickers, Hillbillys, and Don Quixote.  x15 IC

Mosey to the flag at the Senior Center and say the pledge. Hit the nearby parking lot for 2 sets of 15 IC of Mike Tysons and 20 Big Boy situps. Sparky noticed the unmarked police car backed in between a few other cars as YHC didn’t even notice. We wondered if he was asleep or not, but no mention of getting any closer to find out. Next we mosey to the parking lot on the left down the hill for some line work. Long jumps and at every 3rd line 20 lbc’s down and back, lunge walk and every 3rd line 20 Freddie Mercury’s down and back. Amphitheater time and we did 20 Donkey Kicks and straight into Hip Slappers with as many as you can do. Some Plank Steps (Not sure what you call it Huckleberry showed this to me Saturday.) Plank and put each hand on the wall switching back and forth. We did these as many as we could no counting. With about 9 minutes left and 1.25 miles so far Sparky said let’s make it 2 miles. Who am I to not oblige? Off we go on a tour of Folsom and back to start logging 2 miles.

BOM: YHC took us out. Good work today Sparky, despite the lingering affects of the sinus crud. It was an honor to lead today.

Global Warming?

12 manly Midoriyama men posted in the ridiculously warm last day of February weather for an old man Q.

Disclaimer even though No FNG’s. I reminded everyone that we are all trying to get healthier out here so do not push too far to get injured as that defeats the purpose!

Warm Up

SSH x 10 IC

Toy Soldiers x 10 IC

Rockette Hillbillies x 11.75 kinda sorta in Cadence OYO, Quiet Huckleberry!

Box Cutters x 10 IC

Mosey to the Soccer field

Dips x 20 OYO, 5 Step Ups each leg, 3 Sets

Mosey to the Coupons

Even with the coupon vandalism from the soccer hooligans, we had enough for everyone.

Curls with Coupons x 20, On your six for Chest Presses with Coupons x 20+, 3 Sets of these. Aye!

Mosey to the Dog Park Hill which I tried to get a name for. Fido Hill? Lassie Hill? Huck floated something like “female dog” Hill but that’s not family friendly even though some dog show watchers in our group said it was used frequently on those broadcasts. There was a girls soccer scrimmage going on as we arrived at the hill so we tried to not be distracting as went up the hill, touched the fence, 5 Merkins, down the hill, 15 LBC’s, repeat 5 times, yes I said 5 times. Guys pushed hard on this one.

Mosey back to the parking lot close to our flag where there were 11 exercises listed in parking spaces. This came from CSpan when he came to Gashouse one Saturday. 10 Burpees, 20 Diamond Merkins, 30 CDD’s, 40 Squats, 50 Seal Jacks, 60 LBC’s, 70 SSH, 10 Hello Dolly, 20 Merkins, 30 Calf Raises. Start with whichever exercise you wanted. After each exercise run a lap around the parking lot bear crawling the sidewalk near the road. This was very popular with the group. Pizza Man, Slaw, Freight and Edison nearly got through the entire set before time to circle up back at the flag. I read the verse Phillipians 3:14 “I press on toward the goal to win the prize for which God has called me heavenward in Christ Jesus”. I remember CSpan’s lesson with the parking spot workout was how we sometimes think other folks are way ahead of us and we can never catch them but with F3, we are all running together to help each other “toward the goal”. I can’t say enough about how much F3 has helped me in every area of my life at a time when I needed it. I have always appreciated how well the original Midoriyama guys welcome newer guys into the group. They didn’t have to be that way, but they were and we try to continue that with our newer guys. Thanks to all of F3 for the push!

Pledge, Prayer Requests and COT.

Announcements – F3 Gastonia convergence on March 18th at the Yank, Christmas Party postponed.

5 Burpees + The Grinch = Wonderful Wednesday

YHC prepared for the workout last night by posting some instructions on Twitter….to my surprise, I was immediately chastised and berated for said instructions…….well then. I thought they were simple.

I really showed up unprepared for the workout and unsure of what I was going to do other than one thing during the warm up but I will get to that.

13 brave souls showed up on a warm March morning for an unknown beatdown with one simple instruction….NO BURPEES.

Disclaimer. Pledge. Warm-up in cadence:

SSH X 5 (5?) Yes, just 5 as we had to immediately throw down 5 Burpees OYO. (Whoopee had already taunted YHC with 5 of his own before the workout even started but this was the plan all along)

Two cars pulled in late (at least according to my $5 Casio) so we added 10 more IC SSH.

Let’s Mosey to the center of the fields at Martha’s House for some IC work:

ATM’s: Shoulder taps X 15 – Tempo Merkins X 10 – Merkins X 10

One lap around the adjacent baseball field and back to the center for round 2 of the same:

ATM’s: Shoulder taps X 15 – Tempo Merkins X 10 – Merkins X 10

After a short rest, it was time to mosey to the covered picnic table area for some more IC work:

Derkins X 15
Flutter Kicks X 20
Lunges X 10 (per leg)
Rinse & Repeat

Mosey to the center of the fields and back to the picnic area for more IC work:

Dips X 15
Freddy Mercury’s X 25
Step ups X 20
Dips X 20
Freddy Mercury’s X 25
Step ups X 30

Somewhere during this set of work, YHC was accused of smiling (rather deviously) at the PAX. Not true. Must be an alternative fact or fake news. Don’t believe it. In fact, social media (Twitter) was even utilized to further extend this false story (Whoopee).

Time was dwindling so we moseyed around the parking lot and surprisingly ended up back at the picnic area again………

Time for some final IC work:

Merkins X 15
LBC’s X 25
Squats X 20
Derkins X 15
Flutter Kicks X 20
Step ups X 16

Time is almost up. Mosey back to Pelican’s (past my Mother and Aunt who once again got to hear how great I am)….thanks guys.

Just enough time left for a round of 40 IC Flutter Kicks. Whew!

Announcements: Workday this Saturday at the Rotary Community Garden – 9:00 am – 2.0’s welcome. Convergence at The Fighting Yank on March 18th.

Several prayer requests including upcoming surgery for Def Leppard’s Wife; co-worker of Hushpuppy dealing with Cancer; other prayers unsaid.

My goal today was to keep the heart rate up by keeping the workout moving with little rest/recovery between exercises. Not sure I accomplished it but I know I was personally spent after the work. Thanks for the push, the mumble chatter and the continued motivation to be better. Believe it or not but F3 Gastonia is only a few weeks away from our 2nd Anniversary. (This won’t work in Gaston County)

There are still men out there suffering from Sad Clown Syndrome that are searching for us. We need to keep looking for them and inviting them to come out, especially as the weather is getting a little nicer.

As always, it was my honor to lead you men through the workout this morning.

Until the next one. Aye!

Stroganoff

Lets Try This Again 3-2-1

 

So I’ve used this workout once before, but it was on the day after the College Football National Championship and only 1 other pax showed that day.  Since said pax is now on the IR, I figured why not bring it back out and share the pain with others.

Warm Up:

Who’s got time for a warmup?!?! Long mosey around the parking lots ending at the softball fields.

The Thang:

I thought about messaging Dolph to ensure he brought the cinderblocks back to the AO for the workout, but decided to roll the dice and planned to modify as needed.  Dolph didn’t bring the blocks, but luckily there were exactly 8 blocks for 8 pax in the AO this morning.  Must have been meant to be!

3-2-1. 3 minutes of strength, 2 minutes of cardio, 1 minute of abs. Used cinderblocks during strength exercises for added fun. For strength we did a minute thirty for two separate exercises and a minute for two exercises of cardio. Abs was a minute for one exercise per set. After each set moseyed to the parking lot and back to keep moving.

Set 1:
3: Squat Press & Curls
2: Burpees & High Knees
1: Crunchy Frogs
Set 2:
3: Lunges & Merkins
2: Plank Jacks & Fast Feet
1: America Hammer
Set 3:
3: Squats & Dips
2: Side Straddle Hop & Mountain Climbers
1: Flutter Kicks
Set 4:
3: Overhead Press & Tricep Extensions
2: Squat Jumps & Seal Jacks
1: Supine bicycle

Finished with 3 minutes remaining and moseyed back to start to close out.

Pledge

Announcements:

Need Q’s at TheStorm!
Prayer Request:

As always I appreciate the opportunity to lead. As always I appreciate the pax who show and push me to better myself.  Thanks for the support to keep pushing the rock!

Hushpuppy without a Weinke

Short but sweet.

Hushpuppy volunteered to Q and then remembered about 30 minutes before the workout that he had no Weinke!  What does he do?

Warmup with some Side Straddle Hops, planks with shoulder taps, then we spun in circles from the plank and waved our hands in the air like you just don’t care.

Mosey to the flagpole for the pledge, then to the church parking lot for some BOMBS.  Partner 1 does the exercise while partner 2 runs the drop off circle.  In aggregate, 50 burpees, 100 overhead claps, 150 merkins, 200 big boy situps, 250 side strattle hops.

35 minutes past and it was time to Mosey! To the steps for some 11’s, squats at the bottom of the stairs and Bobby Hurley’s at the top!  Mosey to the street and we did 15 Monkey Humpers to show Gastonians our best side!

Mosey back to the Schiele for 3 minutes of Mary.  Linus led us in mountain climbers, Gerber led us in Homer and Marge, And then for whom did the bells toll?  They tolled for us.  I hope your snot was sufficiently woggled.

Keep Billy Madison’s Mother (in law I believe) in prayers, Work day at the Rotary Garden this Saturday, and Davinci playing music this Friday at the place formerly known as Kates in Clover.

ABH.  Hushpuppy

and then there was one

very quiet morning. dark and 45 degrees.  some were sick, some were working. others were enjoying the fart sack. 0530 hit and… still no one.

0535… still no one.

the thang

side straddle hopped back to the truck and left.  went home, grabbed my pack and rucked a bit. failed to record the distance.

annoucements: nothing to report. prayer requests: praying for our brothers not out in the gloom either by reasons they can’t avoid, or reasons they can.

pledge and prayer.

Rockin’ Monday

The pax strolled in through the gloom in a near catatonic state this morning.  8 of us braved the near perfect weather for an early morning beatdown.  Despite my clear warning (disclaimer) that I am not a professional and the pax should immediately get back in their cars no one was biting.

 

Warm-up – all IC

SSH x 20

Moroccan NC x 25

Imperial Walkers x 20

LBC x20

Merkins x10

Mountain Climbers x15

Pledge

The Thang – mosey to KFC to claim a coupon (rock) from the garden.  Disclaimer number two given by YHC – “choose wisely”.  Mosey to Martha’s parking lot and circle up.  The pax then performed the following three sets of exercises: Curls, Tricep Curls, Overhead Press, Front Raises, Squats and American Hammers all with coupon.  After each set we did one lap around parking lot (a real crowd pleaser).  All exercises done IC.  Set one 1 was 10reps, Set 2 was 15reps  and set 3 was 20reps.  (Pax were quick to pick up pattern and stopped Q from mindlessly counting during some exercises)  After three sets and three laps we partnered up for Greta 1,2,3 (Doras evil twin who plays with rocks).  Typical Dora but with coupon – partner 1 runs across parking lot and leaves rock then runs back while partner 2 performs exercises.  Partner 2 then runs collects rock and runs back. – Rinse and Repeat.  Each team to perform in aggregate – 50 Blockees (omaha to 25), 100 Overhead Presses, 200 Curls. – Time!

Mosey back return rocks and circle up – Apologies to Mary which I planned for but ran out of time

Announcements – This Saturday Dr. Feelgood is organizing second F at community garden – Helpers including 2.0s welcome.  Other announcements in newsletter – check email – went out yesterday

Prayer requests for Dipstick’s family down in Myrtle Beach – a GoFundMe page has been set up for his family – see twitter

As always it was my honor to serve – Until next time – Defib out

 

 

 

Just Warming Up

We warmed up for a long time Wednesday February 22nd, since we all had a big day ahead.

Pledge

WARMUP
1 minute of Side Straddle Hops
1 minute of Squats
1 minute of LBCs
1 minute of Merkins
1 minute of Flutterkicks

WARMUP 2:
Flutterkicks 15 in cadence
Freddi Mercury 15 in cadence
Box Cutters 15 in cadence
Plan Jacks 15 in cadence
Mountain Climbers 15 in cadence
Carolina Dry Docks 10 in cadence
Bobby Hurleys 10 in cadence
Contra Burpies 5

Mosey to Marthas

WARMUP 3:
1 minute of Side Straddle Hops
1 minute of Squats
1 minute of LBCs
1 minute of Merkins
1 minute of Flutterkicks

WARMUP 4:
Flutterkicks 15 in cadence
Freddi Mercury 15 in cadence
Box Cutters 15 in cadence
Plan Jacks 15 in cadence
Mountain Climbers 15 in cadence
Carolina Dry Docks 10 in cadence
Bobby Hurleys 10 in cadence
Contra Burpies 5

Benches:
Dips 15 in cadence
Lunges 15 in cadence
Dips 15 in cadence
Lunges 15 in cadence
Dips 15 in cadence
Lunges 15 in cadence

WARMUP 3:
1 minute of Side Straddle Hops
1 minute of Squats
1 minute of LBCs
1 minute of Merkins
1 minute of Flutterkicks

WARMUP 4:
Flutterkicks 15 in cadence
Freddi Mercury 15 in cadence
Box Cutters 15 in cadence
Plan Jacks 15 in cadence
Mountain Climbers 15 in cadence
Carolina Dry Docks 10 in cadence
Bobby Hurleys 10 in cadence
Contra Burpies 5

COT: Tophat and family, Bulldog’s Wife looking for new job

The Strong Silent Type

The light of day was coming and 9 strong men appeared for their regular Saturday beatdown. YHC’s FNG was present and accounted for. Let’s get to it!

Disclaimer was given. Warm Up: Goofballs x15IC, Dying Cockroaches x15IC, Bobby Hurleys x15IC (never done these in cadence before, probably won’t again…awkward!)

Pledge

A short mosey to tour the lower levels of the park took us to the spot between Sammy’s and Old Stone where the PAX found a stack of papers. Each one listed a certain exercise, 10 in all. Each man would perform their exercise for 60 seconds and then rest for 30 in between. They were:

Daniel Sons

Dips

Donkey Kicks

Flutter Kicks

Hillbillies

Merkins

Monkey Humpers

Mountain Climbers

Peter Parkers

Rocky Balboas

Not too much mumble chatter was had during this routine except that the burger Top Hat had for dinner was still hanging with him. Oh well, guess I need to raise the bar!

Mosey around the corner to the road parallel to the railroad tracks with a long row of parking spaces. Its the perfect spot for a Zombie Walk. You’re welcome men!

Mosey from there to the track behind the middle school for the next round of fun.Courtesy of our own Whoopee, it’s time to make a run for some Bojangles Biscuit (his creation). Sprint the straights, mosey the corners, plank for the 6 at the end then 10 burpees OYO to finish each lap. I have to admit, this sucks. Sprints take it out of YHC more than anything, then add burpees on top of it, PAIN! We had to do a couple of count offs and general recovery in between to gather ourselves. Even though it sucked, we pushed through for 3 rounds of this beast. Strong work men.

Since we were here at the track and it has a field in the middle, YHC asked the PAX what his favorite exercise is. After a couple of wrong guesses, the FNG correctly answered bearcrawls. So we did the Bearcrawl Snake. Each PAX held plank position while the rear bearcrawled to the front, snaking between each to the front. We went from one side of the field to the other.

Mosey down to the starting area for a short round of Mary. Pockets called Side Straddle Hops, Solomon did Flutter Kicks and Dr. Seuss asked for Goofballs. Time’s up.

Announcements: Burpeethon, Mud Run, Disc Golf on March 11th at Goat Island. After Christmas Christmas party at Whoopee’s in April, need Q’s for the Yank, Storm & Goat Island

Prayer requests: Top Hat and his family (his dad is home now!), Shad Rap is out for 6-8 weeks with a cracked shin bone, the PAX who haven’t posted in a while, others I can’t remember, sorry.

After Q’ing the Yank last week and not having anyone step up to the challenge to Q before the date, I wanted to see what would happen if no one is listed as Q for a workout. The number of men who showed was low compared to most other workouts. As leaders we need to let everyone know that we’ll be there for each other, even so far as committing to just being at a workout, otherwise it’s just us and this thing doesn’t work as well. We depend on each other!

It was an honor to lead as always men. AYE!!!

Lets take our bricks for a run

13 PAX came out to Midoriyama on a beautiful February afternoon to make themselves better. With the P200 coming up I figured a nice run may be what was needed, but this group looked ready for a good upper body workout as well. Lets do both.

Warm-up:

Short warmup went as follows: SSHx15 IC, Don Quixotesx15 IC, LBCx15 IC, Merkinsx5

The Thang:

25 ft mosey to the back of the Jeep where each man was issued 2 bricks each. Bring your bricks and lets mosey. Mosey about a quarter of a mile to the dog park for 20 CDD’S, 1 minute military press with the bricks and 20 more CDD’s. For the rest of the workout we will mosey around a quarter of a mile and stop for exercise. 2nd stop: 20 werkins, brick flys, 20 werkins. 3rd stop: 20 MNCs with bricks, brick straight arm raises, 20 MNCs, 4th stop: 20 military merkins, brick tricep extensions, 20 military merkins. 5th stop: back to the bleachers by the flag to finish the last 3 minutes doing dips OYO. 22 merkins for the vets and the pledge and we’re done.

Announcements:

P200, Snow Birds, Mud Run

Prayer requests:

Friends, family, each other, family of Dipstick from Grand strand

As always, it was an honor to lead.

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