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F3 Mount Hollywood – September 25 2023

We had four this morning at Mount Hollywood. Seeing no FNG’s, I gave a brief disclaimer followed by the Pledge of Allegiance.

We took a mosey in the parking lot of Mount Holly Middle School, and then headed to Rankin Elementary School for the warm up.

WARM UP:
50 SSH
40 High Knees (count one side)
30 Jump Squats
20 Bonnie Blairs
10 Burpees
10 Merkins
20 Mountain Climbers (count one side)
30 Carolina Dry Docks
40 Butt Kickers (count one side)
50 Freddy Mercury (count one side)

BEATDOWN:
From Rankin Elementary we headed to Oakland Street.

Three Rounds – after each round run up and down Oakland Street.

10 merkins
20 big boy sit ups
30 squats
40 lunges
50 SSH
60 LBC

After three rounds we headed back toward Mount Holly Middle School on Central Avenue. At each light we performed 10 (IC) of a mary excercise.

Aye,
Radar

The Greatest Leadership Lesson Ever

Light crowd for Crossroads on Sunday morning. 3 alliance members were out early for a run. 3 showed up at normal time. 1 ran, 1 ran then walked, and 1 rucked. Afterwards we meet in Ingles where Blart joined 4 of us for the single greatest Q-Source ever where I bestowed such great knowledge on these men that they will be forever changed. It’s probably good many of the regulars weren’t there as they likely wouldn’t have been able to handle it.

COT:

Announcements-2nd F lunch at Papas and Beer, Half Marathon ruck, 24 hour run 11/4, Trail relay run 11/18 get signed up, Christmas party coming.

Prayer Request-Turtleman, Jackson Hall

Bulldog 10 Stars

Bulldog for the win.

Warms ups
Moroccan night clubs, speed bag, air press, imperial walkers, squats, monkey humpers, merkins, Peter parkers, lbcs, dying cockroaches.

Pledge

Thang
IC 10 Merkins
IC 10 Flutterkicks
IC 10 Plankjacks
IC 10 American Hammers
2 Burpies
3 ROUNDS

IC Kettlebell Swing
IC 10 Squats
IC 10 Pullups
IC 10 Curls
2 Burpies
3 ROUNDS

10 Dips
10 LBCs
10 Step Ups
10 Calf Raises
2 ROUNDS

Half Marathon Ruck Prep at Members Only

5 guys rucked, 1 walked, 1 ran; Tesla lead Q Source on “Consistency” at Members Only.

Announcements:

  • 10/21 – Half Marathon Ruck; 6a.m. at the Yank (See Slack for details)
  • 11/4 – Dallas 24 hour run from Cloninger Park
  • 11/19 – F4 Trail Run/ Relay Race. Check Slack for sign up
  • 11/25 – Speed for Need Christmastown 5K. HC to Broke
  • 12/2 – Christmas Party at Lewis Farm

Anchorman took us out.

Good fellowship today,

Seuss

 

When in Doubt, Overload

This is the title of Chapter 16 in Admiral William McCraven’s book The Wisdom of the Bullfrog.” Really a short chapter that doesn’t have a lot of depth in story or instructions. The premise came from his experience on the Underwater Demolition Team’s responsibility to clear obstacles so boats could land on beaches – the Battle of Normandy as an example. Explosives are required and to ensure total destruction, it’s better to use more than less, hence the title.

McCraven uses this analogy to aid his recovery from a few military jobs in which he was relieved of his duties (aka: fired) due to his lack of leadership or improper strategy. His offered solution is to double-down and work harder or “overload” in order to re-prove his abilities as a leader. For someone of McCraven’s accomplishment, he has failed at various times of leading. He also overcame. The point is everyone fails. DREDD shares this in our study of QSource.

Our group of PAX today had solid discussion about the Overload principle and when it’s effective or even ineffective. Answer is, “it depends.” The take-away is when adversity hits, take the lesson and let that drive you to validate your character.

Oh, and some ran and some rucked. Scrat was late but made it for another post.

Same announcements as yesterday. Prayers for Turtleman, Jackson Hall, Huck, and Les Nesman

When the Committee speaks, you listen

There is no doubt when you think of the PAX that represent our region, Freight is one name that is near the top of the list. Loved, hated, imitated, but never ignored. He’s been a Nantan, Site Q, 3rd F, relay organizer, and many other good things. He narrowly missed being the best Q in the region by a single vote. It was no surprise that he saw an opportunity to create more exposure for our organization and claimed a section of Garrison Boulevard as Gastonia F3’s adopt a highway. In leading that responsibility, he organizes about 4 or so clean-ups per year. Saturday was the fall campaign. I had been after Freight to Q the GasHouse just so the PAX continue to understand and appreciate how good my Q’s really are. So, the October 14th plan was for Freight to Q and then lead the highway clean-up. On Tuesday, Hunchback and I get a text that Freight has to work. Hate to see it when work gets in the way of leading a workout. Oddly weather.com indicated significant rain in the forecast for Saturday morning. Feel free to play connect the dots. No problem for me, as the Site Q, I’m prepared to Q at all times.

Warm-up: brief disclaimer – SSH IC x 10, Imperial Walkers IC x 10, Toy Soldier IC x 10, Side to Side Lunge IC x 10, Arrows IC x 10, Squats IC x 10. >> Pledge

Thang: Mosey out of the parking lot, 5 of the PAX followed behind me. As I prepared for this unexpected Q, I flipped through a virtual file cabinet of ideas. Since there was a steady drizzle of rain, I settled on using First Presbyterian Church and their two covered porticos. At the top of the hill, we began with 10 hand-release merkins, traveling to the bottom of the hill under the lower portico we started with 1 jump-squat. 11’s is the name of the drill and we’d work our way up and down the reps. Between the two bases the parking lot had several low points which allowed Whoopee to stomp through (if only we’d have known, his F3 name could have been Puddles). The wise veteran Def Leppard pointed out that wet feet, wet socks, wet shoes are a recipe for blisters. Whoopee didn’t seem to care. Def described in vivid detail his experience walking to the start line of a half marathon that his shoes got wet in the grass and caused a blister at mile 7. Somehow, he managed to complete the race – those were the good old days. A svelte looking Pockets led the way. As I have not posted a lot lately, I’ve not witnessed this clean headed, slim version of Pockets – evidence of a lot of hard work – well done.

We finished the routine and took a longer-ish mosey up the back driveway to the top of the hill where the youth building resides. Roscoe proudly disclosed the herculean effort it took for the Building and Grounds Committee, Youth Committee, Appropriations, Finance Committee, Decorating Committee, Side-walk Beautification Committee, and Music Committee coming together in unison to submit the consideration of the possibility for the idea of a Pickleball Court to be created in the parking lot. This was 10 years ago before the world even knew what Pickle-ball was (#vision). Now I heard rumor the Basketball Court Committee was a bit upset at the very thought of additional lines being painted near their precious court. Through some adept political maneuvering, the Basketball Court Committee was placated with the recommendation for the court to re-paved by 2031. The Elders had been sitting on this for years waiting for the one opposing member (a former tennis player no less) to pass away of what appears to be natural causes, clearing the way for bids submitted and interviews to take place so the cheapest contractor could be hired. Thankfully Jorge Villanueva’s fee of six Budweiser double deuces for each of his 9-man crew was accepted. Until some Karen on the Music Committe realized Jorge moonlights as a weekend lawn-care service that is used by nonother than the Committee chair of Building and Grounds Committee. Hard to believe at a church of all places that such favoritism could occur. Once that nepotism was identified, debated it was solved reducing the compensation to 4 cases of Budweiser. Promptly, the court was painted in an hour. If you know of anyone willing to donate the net, tell Roscoe.

Back to the workout – we gathered under the porch to reprise the cardio portion of the workout I led at the Ricky Bobby. The above story was based on some of the ensuring discussion about church committees and Roberts Rules of Order and how inefficient or maybe frustrating church or work committees can be at times.

Set 1: SSH, Mtn Climbers, Freddie Mercury, Imperial Walkers all at 30 seconds successively with a 30 second rest between each set for a total of 3 sets.

Set 2: Mummy Kicks, Split Jack Toe Touch, Bonnie Blair, Ski Abs: 30 seconds each with 30 second rest between sets for 3 sets.

The rain picked up momentum at this point and fearing some melting that could occur, we stayed under the porch for some Dora. P1 exercises while P2 runs down the stairs and does 1 burpee. Each pair completes a total of 100 merkins, 200 squats, and 300 flutters (count 1 side). With a few minutes ahead of the top of the hour and fear of additional melting, we did a couple of ab exercises under the safe covered shelter. At 0757, we headed back to base.

COT: F3 lunch 10/18/23 at noon in Dallas (I think), 1/2 marathon ruck in Belmont 10/21, 40-day challenge began – find a wedding or tailgate near you ASAP, check newsletter and SLACK for more details. Prayers – Turtleman came home Friday – prayer for his M, family, and caregivers. Send him a note of encouragement, Jackson Hall and his battle, Huck, and others.

In the parking lot, checking the radar and seeing the rain was going to be with us for a while, I humbly submitted to The Committee the road clean-up be postponed until better conditions were present. With a good portion of the SLT in attendance, the proposal was escalated to the Head of Safety, Purple Haze. Always with one finger in proximity to the red button, His Highness Haze stated for the record: “well, it is raining, and what if a car was unable to stop while we were picking up cigarette butts and used crack pipes on Garrison Boulevard.” The Head Q of Safety agreed it was a bit dangerous to hold this activity. I looked at Nantan Roscoe for confirmation – he of the Decentralized Command theory – “it’s your call,” he commanded. I took a visual inventory of the prayerful hopes on the PAX faces they had completed their penitence in the rain already and no more was desired. “Highway Clean-up is CANCELLED” I decreed to glorious applause. I then took us out in prayer and the PAX scattered into their vehicles. Sometimes committees aren’t really needed to make an efficient and impactful decision. As a plus, Freight now must return to lead the clean-up which gives me a Q before the year ends.

Humbly submitted.

Short Sale

Head of the Committee to Make GasHouse Great Again (MGGA)

Midoriyama 10/12/2023

Beautiful day for a workout at the region’s premier afternoon AO. YHC decided to utilize a workout with coupons since we haven’t used them much lately. After a quick warm up (seal jacks, grass pickers and some stretches), we grab the coupons and head to the parking lot on the other side of the turd shack.

Thang:

8 exercises were prescribed – Merkins, Curls, Tricep Extensions, Overhead Press, Block Swings, Block Bench Presses, WW1’s, and Squats.

  • 10 Reps of each exercise then run 4 laps around the parking lot
  • 20 Reps of each exercise then run 3 laps around the parking lot
  • 30 Reps of each exercise then run 2 laps around the parking lot
  • 40 Reps of each exercise then run 1 lap around the parking lot

This took up the whole workout. Mamma’s Boy led the way with everyone else struggling to keep up. This was an arm and shoulder smoker. YHC knew it was an effective workout when a couple of PAX began throwing slanderous insults towards the Q. Something along the lines of “the Q’s shoulders being shaped like the pyramids of Giza but the ears look like Pharon put a couple of Direct TV satellite dishes on top of the pyramid”. Pretty impressive! What’s more impressive is the hecklers were 2 former Nantans!! You truly hate to see it! We put the coupons back and pledged it up back at the flag.

Announcements:

  • 10/21 – Half Marathon Ruck at the Fighting Yank
  • 11/4 – Dallas 24 hour run from Cloninger Park
  • 11/19 – F4 Trail Run/ Relay Race. Check Slack for sign up
  • 11/25 – Speed for Need Christmastown 5K. HC to Broke
  • 12/2 – Christmas Party at Lewis Farm
  • 12/9 – Beer Ruck. Check Slack for details

Prayer Requests:

  • Happy Trees’ cousin diagnosed with Cancer
  • Jackson Hall
  • Numerous PAX on IR

YHC tooks us out in Prayer.

L8R SK8RS,

Slaw

 

 

Batteries can’t even keep up!!

Intro

Warmup

Mosey Over to workout area

Suicide Ladder

5 reps for each exercise and increase 5 reps for each round.

Dips

Imperial Squat Walkers

Calf Raises

Chest Press

Coupon Merkins

Bent Over Row

Star Jacks

Heals To Heaven

Big Boys

Finished up with COT

Announcements

2nd F Lunch papas & Beer

Oct 21 Ruck event half marathon

YL dinner event

Prayers

Norwood

Turtle Man

Anchor Man’s father-in-law

& 15 yo w leukemia

40 day challenge

Piccalo relative passed

Watts Up- dads travel

Nieces son Charlie

2.0 weinke

The night before I was talking with my 2.0 and trying to plan my weinke. I had a few ideas but got some input from her on specific exercises…..ones that she would not need to do.

We hit the WU, disclaimer, and Pledge then we were off. Mosey across the street for some step ups. Mosey down the street to the parking lot for 11’s: Burpees and big boys (thanks Madeline). Mosey down to Gastone’s hill. Is it still Gastone’s hill? Up the hill and 5 mountain climbers at each mailbox on the right. Mosey down, back up and 3 Merkins or 3 squats at each mailbox (can’t do squats back to back). Mosey back to bottom. Still got enough time for another trip up so mosey to the top with no exercises then back to bottom. Mosey back to start with some squats along the way. Pick up the six and call it a day.

Good effort by everyone. Don’t remember many details since it was few days ago. I just remember thinking I should post my 2.0’s phone number as the complaint department so you could text her with your comments about the weinke but then thought maybe that was not such a good idea….

Whoopee

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