Fitness, Fellowship, Faith
11 HIM fought the pull of the fartsack and the morning 🥶 to try and better themselves. Several 🚀 early to make 8 including YHC (Thanks Mayor for starting the 6:30 group). We returned for a quick COT in which YHC totally bollixed Freight’s day by flip flopping the prayer and Name-O! We then moved inside for Qsource on the “M”. As always it was a pleasure and an honor to lead you.
Announcements: Nothing new
Prayer requests: Wirenut’s family, Gumby’s family, Hall family
I hope everyone had a great Easter!
10 pax with an FNG came to Old school Saturday. Mumble chatter was good.
11s at the courthouse
route 66 bobby hurleys
route 66 back mike tysons and lunges.
four corners at the court house then some squats in various areas.
Mini Dora was a dumb idea so we changed it to regular dora
Time to name the FNG.
Banker named Matt joking about the wells fargo heist and Frieght popped out Velvet Elvis and well how do you move on from such a great name.
So welcome Velvet Elvis he even has his own VElvis moves. E.H.’d by Sargento
Prayers for those in need
The Bed Pan is Full.
9 PAX posted on a beautiful Easter morning. Defib came up due to The Coconut Horse being closed. I’d say it was good to see him but I got stuck running with him and Seuss so they pushed me a little faster than I wanted to go. I needed it though. I’ve been struggling a bit on my runs and needed the push to recognize I had it in me. Mayor was a little late due to a wreck Slaw may have caused and left the people on the side of the road. As we were hitting the last 1/2 mile we could hear PH start singing at his church’s sunrise service. I guess he had his hearing aids turned down.
After words we discussed shorties at Q Source. We’ve been trying to not use the Q Source manual and just use the topic to find out own material. I shared a lot of stats about why fathers are important. 1st the positive impact fathers have on children and all parts of their life. 2nd the benefit of being a father and what it does to us. 3rd how not having a father impacts children. 4th how we can help fatherless children and even men who aren’t fathers can help out.
Moleskin:
If you have been paying attention I’ve been posting a pic of an empty chair on Sundays for those regulars that aren’t there. A little dynamic shaming never hurt anyone. For those at Members Only, yes I know Seuss has been there but I like giving him a hard time anyway. This morning it was for Jesus Christ as a representation of the empty tomb. If you don’t what I’m talking about or don’t fully understand please ask me.
12 PAX(some points whores) posted to Downtown on Friday. Broke was down in his back and I just happened to be off work for Good Friday so I took the sub Q. I scrolled through the Google map looking for something new and came across the cemetery on Franklin which had a cross made of asphalt in it. I figured that hadn’t been done before so that’s where we went.
Warmup:
You know some stuff. Well Pallbearer doesn’t know because he wasn’t there. More on that later. We hit the road stopping for some exercises every block and made our way to the cemetery via the mid-town motor inn. We discussed what all you could get there and the number of people there getting it.
Tha Thang:
At the center of the cemetery we started 11’s with flying squirrels and hand release merkins. Run in a different direction each time you get back to the center. It made a pretty cool cross on Strava. It was also a bit longer than I anticipated and took a little more time. Somewhere in here SA explained to me that Pallbearer was attempting to get the FRC to Downtown double points but drove like a Grandpa and was probably still in route. #HTSI. About midway through we were running in the direction of someone walking and SA was about to trash talk them when we noticed it wasn’t one of us and he was attempting to light a cigarette. I assumed it was a homeless guy and realized we must have woken him sleeping in the cemetery! Wow! Slaw said he asked him his name and he replied Legion and said he was many. It’s the Mid-Town Motor Inn. You never know what you might get.
After that we hit the road again making our way to the old central school. You old guys know what I’m talking about. We partnered up for some Dora. P1 runs to the top of the stairs and back P2 starts the reps. 100-Starburst, 200 Dips, 300 feet on the wall toe touches. We had to cut this short and made our way back to Main St. All along the way Sargento kept asking how many PAX we had. I informed him the Q had counted and was counting. Apparently for him to understand it has to be out loud and slow. #HTSI. Side note if you or your IRA has been impacted by Sargento there is a support group. Contact me or SA for details.
On Main St. we stopped at each light pole for a burpee. I think it’s about a dozen.
Back at the flag we ran into our old friend PB who said he’d run 3 miles in search of us. This has been verified via Strava. He seemed to believe he was due credit for the post even though he wasn’t there on time, didn’t work out with the group, or do anything but run at a bootcamp workout. I have mulled this over for a few days and have decided to give it to him even though he has not met any of my reasonable request for the makeup work. Now as I understand it he will not qualify for his bonus points because he didn’t post this morning but that isn’t on me now.
COT:
Pledge
Namerama
Announcements-SFN and convergence 4/13, Ruck CSAUP 5/4, Extinction Run 5/18
Prayer Request-Lost souls
Disclaimer
Warm-up
Mosey to side street down pass elementary school.
50 Squats
50 Merkins
5 Burpees
Run a lap
40 Squats
40 Merkins
5 Burpees
Run a lap
30 Squats
30 Merkins
5 Burpees
Run a lap
20 Squats
20 Merkins
5 Burpees
Run a lap
10 Squats
10 Merkins
5 Burpees
Run a lap
Mosey up side street and at stop sign, some A/H’s, crunches, and flutter kicks. Continue mosey back to shovel flag for COT
The Pledge
COT
announcements
prayer request
YHC closed in prayer
Based on the weather forecast, assumed run/ruck was going to a very, very wet morning. For the first half we had a light rain and then during the second half of run, the rain came.
we had two Ruckers and four runners.
COT and YHC closed us in prayer.
When we took off for the ruck, there was mumble chatter about how our normal route has gotten a bit blah. Going the opposite direction is a big NO! So we went through our EC route (the Eh Y’all route). We’ll probably stick to that route and tweak it as we go.
The runners ran and got back a little late, but that’s ok, we forgave them and waited a bit, for most of them.
COT
Announcements: Extinction Run May 18 (get with BOS & Anchorman for details)
Convergence April 13 with a community run after with Speed-for-Need participation
FCA golf tournament April 15 (Hot Corner has details)
Young Life golf classic May 13 (Buckshot has details)
Prayer Requests: Anchorman
Turtle Man
Huckleberry
Breaker-Breaker’s Aunt
BOS’ 2.0 for continued healing
Blueprint
Praises: HE IS RISEN!!
Q Source: Shorties
Although DREDD didn’t give much guidance on this one, there was a lot of discussion about the topic and I’m glad for that. What I got out of it is as follows:
Raising kids is hard and there’s no easy button to help.
Kids spell love, T I M E
Don’t regret what you didn’t do for them or what you didn’t attend, embrace the times you’re there and know when you’re not there, you’re still making an impact.
Don’t hit the ‘Nuke Button’ over spilled milk.
Thanks for joining us for QS Flintstone!
Though we failed to break any world records, six PainLab records were broken will live in infamy – or until next year. Perhaps, the eight PAX this year were younger, stronger, smarter, or couldn’t count. Regardless, no real drama ensued
The most side straddle hops in one minute
World Record: 136 by Binod Thapa (Nepal), in Kathmandu, Nepal, on 28 July 2023.
New PainLab Record: 94 by Bob the Builder in Gastonia, NC on 30 March 2024.
Old PainLab Record: 92 by Mayor in Gastonia, NC on 25 March 2023.
The most squats in three minutes
World Record: 239 by Muhammad Abubakar Mehsood (Pakistan), in Dera Ismail Khan, Pakistan, on 22 February 2023.
New PainLab Record: 171 by Hermie in Gastonia, NC on 30 March 2024.
Old PainLab Record: 155 by Tube in Gastonia, NC on 25 March 2023.
The most consecutive diamond merkins
World Record: 101 by Mohamed Hesham Abdul Hamid Ali in Fayoum, Egypt on 27 July 2022.
New PainLab Record: 38 by Hunchback in Gastonia, NC on 30 March 2024.
Old PainLab Record: 32 by Pilgrim’s Progress in Gastonia, NC on 25 March 2023.
The most lunges in one minute
World Record: 82 by Ali Mounir in Menofia, Egypt, on 14 March 2022.
New PainLab Record: 56 by Bob the Builder in Gastonia, NC on 30 March 2024.
Old PainLab Record: 50 by Pilgrim’s Progress in Gastonia, NC on 25 March 2023.
The most flying squirrel burpees in one minute
World Record: 33 by Leong Man Teng in Macau, China, on 1 August 2022.
New PainLab Record: 28 by X-Wing in Gastonia, NC on 30 March 2024.
Old PainLab Record: 25 by Tube & Mayor (tie) in Gastonia, NC on 25 March 2023.
The most tricep dips performed in one minute
World Record: 119 by Stephen Buttler, in Shropshire, UK, in celebration of Guinness World Records Day on 17 November 2011.
New PainLab Record: 68 by Bob the Builder in Gastonia, NC on 30 March 2024. *Clavin broke the 18+ age group record with 65.
Old PainLab Record: 61 by Pilgrim’s Progress in Gastonia, NC on 25 March 2023. (though Nutria had the best form with 60 dips).
With 20 minutes to spare, the group split in two for a few rounds of team dodgeball & then royal rumble dodgeball. Hermie almost beat Bob the Builder. YHC’s rule that headshots were okay backfired.
Announcements and Prayer Requests: see Gashouse backblast 3.30.24
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