Fitness, Fellowship, Faith

Day: January 23, 2024

RIP SI

Sometimes workouts fly by, other times like this day, it seems like time stands still. We kept moving, and there was plenty of mumble chatter. Could have been that extra 15 minutes compared to a weekday workout… regardless, it went something like this.

0700 hit so it was time to go. Quick disclaimer

The Pledge

Warm-up
SSH IC x 15
Merkins IC x 15
LBCs IC x 15
Imperial Walkers IC x 15

Bootcampers took off while the Pain Labbers stayed with Linus.

Mosey to the circle in front of 1st Pres for what I called a variant of Triple Nickel which confused everyone because it wasn’t the traditional Triple Nickel.

5 exercises, 5 count of each, then a lap, 5 times (see that’s sort of a Triple Nickel).
We did BLIMPs so the PAX said it was BLIMPs not Triple Nickel (YHC was the Q so it could be both)
Burpees
LBCs
Imperial Walkers
Merkins
Peter Parkers

Mosey to the top of the steps. The news had just come out that Sports Illustrated would be no more. My childhood and teenage years consisted of reading SI cover to cover each week when it came in the mailbox. So in memorial, we’d run some partner cover to covers.
Under the Cover at The Pad, Partner 1 would AMRAP an exercise. Partner 2 would mosey to the cover at the lower entrance and back. Then, Partner 1 would run and Partner 2 would exercise
First round consisted of Merkins, Reverse Crunches, and Squats
Second round was PAX choice and consisted of Mtn Climbers, Somethings, and (I believe) Flutter Kicks

Mosey to the bottom of the parking lot near the ballfield. Four Core-ner time…
Corner 1 – 10 Crunchy Frogs
Corner 2 – 10 Crunchy Frogs, 20 Freddy Mercuries
Corner 3 – 10 Crunchy Frogs, 20 Freddy Mercuries, 30 LBCs
Corner 4 – 10 Crunchy Frogs, 20 Freddy Mercuries, 30 LBCs, 40 Flutter Kicks

De-escalate and unstack
Corner 3 – 10 Crunchy Frogs, 20 Freddy Mercuries, 30 LBCs
Corner 2 – 10 Crunchy Frogs, 20 Freddy Mercuries
Corner 1 – 10 Crunchy Frogs

Mosey to the small parking lot next to the church for “Real Triple Nickels”
Round 1 – 5 Dips on 1 side, mosey to other side for 5 Derkins, repeat 5 times
Round 2 – 5 Calf Raises on 1 side, mosey to the other side for 5 Hip Slappers

With time still remaining, mosey to the Shiele for Wall Sits.
Air Presses IC x 10
March in Place IC x 10

Mosey to the flag in time for Stroganoff to call Flutter Kicks. Finally, the bell.

Announcements
It was the last day to sign up for Pushin’ Rocks Challenge

Prayer Requests
Turtleman

COT was short because the princesses were cold.

Prayer to take us out.

Until next time…

Coming in Hot for a Simple Morning Grinder

11 HIM strong for a Simple Morning Grinder of a workout at Folsom this AM. 1 showed up for just the warmup. I was on my  typical Wirenut Time as usual. Luckily Pony Boy is use to it and got to the warmup for me. The guys saw me coming in hot behind our friendly neighborhood Pokémon Go Guy and with no time to spare and no good parking spot due to more construction vehicles at the park again I ran the ol’ F1fiddy ashore at the tennis court fence. Once out of the truck I picked up the remainder of the warmup and then we moseyed over across park for the workout.

The Thang

  • 5 Burpee Buy In
  • Merkins
  • Squats
  • LBCs
  • 5 Burpee Cash Out
  • Run 1 Lap

Round 1 was 50 reps each and we dropped 10 reps each round until we were down to 10on the final round. Burpees and running stayed the same each round. If you finished early enough you picked someone up for their final rounds. Once finished we had a few minutes left so we headed over to the soccer fields for couple of rounds of partner work followed by ten more  Burpees. We then moseyed back to The Flag stopping another time for 5 more Burpees and that was TIME.

Pledge, Announcements, Praise & Prayers

Thanks For The Save Pony Boy.

Slaw MIA Again

I’m not going to sugarcoat, fluff up, or describe my workout in too much detail here on this platform today. It was a pretty simple rack’em – stack’em at the soccer fields. We finished up in a decent amount of time so then we unstacked it all. We ran over to the hill did a round of tripple nickel then headed back and got in a few rounds of sprints to finish things off. We Said the Pledge got in our Prayer Requests and Announcements and we were finished.  Thanks to all who showed up today.

Workout speech done.

I’m going to now use my platform to speak up about a new project I’m working on that focuses on Missing PAX, PAX Abduction and PAX Trafficking Etc… My first subject of interest is Slaw. Have you or anyone you know seen him since the Christmas Dinner. He’s the site Q at the Premier Afternoon AO in the Gastonia Region where are you. I like Defib earlier in the week received a proof of life phone call. While on my way to Madoriama this week I received said phone call with a very familiar voice that sounded like Slaw but it could have been AI generated. I say that because the first thing he says is he hates it but he was going to miss my Q this week. Now I don’t know if he really hates it or not because he’s been MIA for so long. But it was the second thing he said that sent the red flags a flying. This person supposedly Slaw said he was on a conference call and he’d be working over. Not that I don’t believe he’s on a conference call because that’s all DE employees seem to do most of the time these days. It was the working over part that made me suspicious because we all know Slaw don’t work. He self admittedly watches YouTube all damn day. So this really has me confused and concerned for his physical safety and wellbeing. I’m not so much concerned with his mental stability though as we all know he’s already a head case. I’m looking at getting John Walsh to head up this project with me. By all means if you have any other information that would help with the successful recovery of this PAX or any other missing PAX from this region please reach out to us at 1(888) SLAW BAG we promise that we’ll follow up on all leads and you can remain anonymous if you feel that it would be beneficial for you and your AO.

That’s All For Now

Wirenut – CEO and Sr. Operator of The PAX Retrieval Firm

 

 

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