Fitness, Fellowship, Faith

Author: Slaw (Page 2 of 9)

Midoriyama 1/30/24

Great weather and a great group of men posted for another weak sauce Q.  17:30 hits and we get to it.

PLEDGE

Warmup: The usual (SSH, Don Q’s, low slow squats)

Thang:

Grab a coupon from the pile a go to the parking lot on the other side of the turd shack.

Gorilla complex: 8 rounds of:

  • 8 Curls
  • 8 ALPOs
  • 8 Overhead Press
  • 8 Tricep Extensions
  • 8 Merkins
  • Run a lap around the parking lot

Freight was a man on a mission. He lapped everyone but Gumby. Freight called some Mary until the 6 completed the cycle.

Next, we stayed in the parking lot and performed an abbreviated version of the longest mile. 4 rounds of:

  • 10 Burpees, run 1/4 lap  around the parking lot
  • 10 Squats, run 1/4 lap around the parking lot
  • 10 Merkins, run 1/4 lap around the parking lot
  • 10 Big Boys, run 1/4 lap around back to start

Once  the 6 was in, we returned the coupons and made it back to the flag with a minute left. We alternated high plank/ low plank until time was up.

Announcements:

  • Pushing rocks challenge starts 2/1
  • 2nd F lunch on 2/21 Estada’s in Belmont
  • Folsom Winter Nationals 2/10 at 0630. Park in lower parking lot
  • BOS will be having a food drive at the Winter Nationals. Bring canned food

Prayer Requests:

  • Gumby’s friend that was severely burned in an electrical accident
  • Luke Newsom
  • Jackson Hall and his Family
  • Gumby’s mom
  • Montross’ mom
  • Anchorman
  • Bubba Sparxx recovering from neck surgery
  • Wirenut’s M

Thank you men for posting. It means more than you know.

L8R SK8RS,

Slaw

 

Midoriyama 12/12/23

I picked up the Q for 12/12 because this date has a certain significance for me. It was 30 years ago (12/12/93) that I left for bootcamp in sunny Naval Recruit Training Center in Orlando, Florida. I will admit that the Lord’s hand protected and guided me during my 4 year enlistment in the Navy. Looking back, I’m glad I enlisted and served in our nation’s military. I’m no longer the shy introvert that I used to be before the Navy. I also learned not to take our country and freedoms for granted. It’s a sobering sight to see another country’s flag flying instead of the stars and stripes. There were a lot of tough times but a lot of great times as well.

I attempted to keep the “30” number incorporated into the workout. I planned 30 different exercises, 30 reps a piece. I knew the guys would mutiny/ quit/ cry if I called 30 Burpees or 30 Mike Tysons, so I decided to break it up into smaller chunks. We would perform 6 exercises, 15 reps a piece, at 5 light poles. We would then rinse and repeat the whole circuit to get the 30 reps in for each exercise. Well, 15 isn’t divisible by 2, so the $h!t hit the fan and I lost control once we got to an exercise that requires and even number (lunges, for instance). Even Defib stood in utter confusion and disbelief as I attempted to explain my plan for the workout.  Here’s how it went:

Warmup

PLEDGE

Mosey to 1st light pole for: Merkins, Plank Jacks (IC), SSH (IC), LBC’s (IC), Lunges (where things went south) 8 right leg, 7 left leg, Imperial Walkers (IC)

Mosey to 2nd light pole for: Flying Squirrels, Dips, Mountain Climbers, Goofballs, Squats, Big Boys

Mosey to 3rd light pole for: Werkins, American Hammers (IC), Flutter Kicks (IC), Derkins, Jump Squats, Cork Screws

Mosey to 4th light pole for: CDD’s, WW2s, Mike Tysons, Dying Cockroaches, Diamond Merkins, Reverse Crunches

Mosey to 5th light pole for: Peter Parkers (IC), Pretzel Crunches, Shoulder Taps, Sumo Squats, Nolan Ryans (15 each arm), Burpees

The plan was to rinse and repeat that whole circuit to get 30 reps of 30 exercises, but we ran out of time. We completed the 4 of the 5 light poles worth of exercises on the way back.

Mumblechatter was quite lively as the 1st place mumblechatter king posted after a long fight with plantar fasciitis and crappy work schedule.  Radar learned the benefit of being “upwind” of the Q when the Q has excessive amounts of gas. Chili, Haze, Defib were pushing hard the whole time. Leppard attempted to drag Montross into the valley, but T-Ron persevered and pushed through. Great work by the guys who supported the Weak Sauce Q tonight!

Announcements:

  • 2nd F lunch on 12/20 at Hickory Tavern (South Gastonia)
  • Beer Mile on 12/30 Sargento has the lead

Prayer Requests:

  • Purple Haze’s M and his Mother
  • Jackson Hall and Family
  • Turtleman
  • Bess Family
  • Tesla (his sister passed)

YHC took us out in prayer.

NMM:

During the COT, I showed the guys some pictures we had taken on that fateful day 30 years ago. I often wonder where I would be if I would’ve made a career in the Navy. Maybe I’d be dead. Maybe I’d be divorced. One thing’s for sure – I wouldn’t have F3 and the brotherhood in my life. I thank God for every one of my F3 brothers. Every one of you guys have been an influence in my life. Thank you for putting up with a half-wit Navy veteran who tells way too many sea stories! I’m proud to be a part of the Gashouse brotherhood!

Fair Winds and Following Seas,

Slaw

Midoriyama 12/5/23

It’s December, so that means Christmas is around the corner. To get the guys in the Christmas spirit, YHC led the obligatory 12 days of Christmas workout. It was a beautiful night at Midoriyama. We saw enough deer running amuck that Santa could pull his sleigh through the triad region (Lowell, Ranlo and Smyre) on dry ground with no problem at all.

We performed a quick warmup and moseyed to the parking lot on the other side of the turd shack. Q forgot the pledge, (BIG Q fail) but we got it at the end of the workout. Once we got there, Santa Q had written the 12 days of Christmas on the asphalt for all the PAX to see. We formed a semi circle around the instructions and got to work. It went like this:

  • 1 – 8 Count Bodybuilder
  • 2 – Hand Release Merkins
  • 3 – Reverse Crunches
  • 4 – CDD’s
  • 5 – Burpees
  • 6 – Big Boys
  • 7 – Low Slow Squats
  • 8 – Werkins
  • 9 – Leg Lifts
  • 10 – Mike Tysons (a lot of protests on this one)
  • 11 – LBC’s IC
  • 12 – SSH IC

A certain grinchy PAX complained due to the “jacked up” exercises called and lack of music while performing the workout. YHC doesn’t believe this was a Q fail, just lack of Christmas spirit on behalf of the Grinch.

We had enough time to perform some dirty 11’s. Exercises called were Tiger Squats and Perfect Form Merkins (with a Burpee in the middle).

Back to the flag with just a few seconds remaining, so YHC called time. We got the Pledge in and got the COT.

Announcements:

  • Beer Ruck on 12/9 See BOS/ preblast channel on Slack for details
  • Beer Mile on 12/30 See Sargento for details

Prayer Requests:

  • Turtle Man
  • Sister Act
  • Tiger
  • Happy Tree’s cousin
  • Purple Haze’s Mom and M
  • Gumby’s Mom
  • Jackson Hall and his Family

YHC took us out in prayer.

Merry Christmas, SK8RS!

Slaw

 

Midoriyama 11/21/23

A rainy, cold evening at Midoriyama. Of course Slaw has the Q. YHC figured one maybe two PAX would post but we had 5 total. Staying under the picnic shelter, we performed the “moist millenium”. YHC knew we would stay moving the whole time and get a good total body workout.

10 rounds of 10 exercises. 10 reps per exercise.

  • Merkins
  • Squats
  • Big Boys
  • Derkins
  • Calf Raises
  • Leg Lifts
  • CDD’s
  • LBC’s (IC)
  • Dips
  • Mountain Climbers (IC)

We got through 9 rounds when time was called. After the COT, the 1t F Q asked “anyone else want to finish that last round?”.  All PAX  returned to the picnic shelter and finished the last round for 1000 reps. Outstanding work, men!

PLEDGE

Announcements:

  • Convergence on 12/2 at the Yank
  • Christmas party 12/2 at Lewis Farm @1800
  • Beer Ruck on 12/9 (BOS has the lead)
  • Beer Mile on 12/30 (Sargento has the lead)

Prayer Requests:

  • Turtleman
  • Nation of Israel
  • PAX traveling

YHC took us out in prayer.

Stay moist, gents

Slaw

Gashouse 10/28/23

When Short Sale reached out to YHC to grab a Q, YHC knew exactly what he would do. Bring the blocks to Gashouse and administer the same Iron PAX challenge he led at Folsom a couple months ago! It’s a heck of a beatdown, and it truly is you vs. you.

Warmup: The usual stuff

PLEDGE

Nutria takes the pain lab boys and the boot campers follow YHC across Garrison to the library parking lot. Grab a coupon out of the bed of the truck and line up side-by-side on one side of the parking lot. The thing to remember is that all the exercises are performed in 25 rep sets. After 25 reps, set the coupon down, mosey to the other side of the parking lot, do 3 Burpees, then return to coupon and resume the reps until all reps for that exercise are completed. Exercises are reps were as follows:

  • 200 Curls
  • 175 Squats
  • 150 Overhead Presses
  • 125 Block Swings
  • 100 Merkins
  • 75 Thrusters
  • 50 Bonnie Blairs
  • 25 Blockees

Mumble chatter was light, then got better after awhile. Some bad dad jokes (Broke has a few if you really have nothing better to do with your life). Some discussion on if (or when) the “b!tch” will be back. See Whoopee’s downtown BB if you need clarification. He wasn’t at Gashouse, either. The valley is deep.

All the PAX pushed hard. Like YHC stated earlier, this one’s a gasser. We put the coupons back and moseyed back to start just as the 8 o’clock church bells rang. Great work, men!

Announcements:

  • 11/4 – 24 hour run at Old School. Start time is 0530. Also, Folsom will be closed and all Dallas boys meet at Old School for The Touchdown Beatdown. Winner takes the belt!
  • 11/18 – F4 Trail Run at Midoriyama
  • 11/23 – Ultimate Frisbee Tournament at Midoriyama Thanksgiving morning
  • 11/25 – Speed for Need at the Christmastown 5K. HC to Broke if you want to push a track commander.
  • 12/2 – Convergence at the Yank the Christmas party at Lewis Farm that evening
  • 12/9 – Beer Ruck. BOS has the lead

Prayer Requests:

  • Jackson Hall
  • Turtleman
  • Gumby’s Mom
  • Kids  we will be pushing at the Christmastown 5k
  • Clavin’s M
  • Quiche headed to Pakistan

Great to see a lot of the Gashouse guys I usually don’t see. I hope the beatdown was worth the price of admission! Until next time –

L8R SK8RS,

Slaw

Midoriyama 10/31/23

Well, it’s Halloween, it rained earlier and the temps have dropped 30 degrees in less than 24 hours. YHC figured he’d be alone today. Four faithful guys posted along with YHC and we put some work in.

Warmup: SSH, Grass Pickers, L/R stretch, R/L stretch.

PLEDGE

Thang:

Mosey to small practice field for Dirty Blackjack. 20 H/R Merkins, 1 Big Boy on the other side. Stop and do a burpee (or whatever you want to do) at mid-field in both directions.  Just like 11s just more reps. 210 reps to be exact. There were numerous slanderous words hurled at the Q during the workout. This took 39 minutes of the time. VERY slow mosey (a.k.a. WALK) back to the flag to prevent the PAX from falling apart or pitching a hissy.

2 minutes of Mary at the flag to finish.

Announcements:

  • 11/4 – 24 hour run at Old School starting at 0530. Donations will go to The No Brainer Foundation
  • 11/18 – F4 trail run at Midoriyama
  • 11/23 – Ultimate Frisbee Tournament at Midoriyama Thanksgiving morning
  • 11/25 – Speed for need at the Christmastown 5K. HC to Broke if you want to push a track commander
  • 12/2 – Convergence at the Yank in the morning, Christmas party at Lewis Farm that evening
  • 12/9 – Beer Ruck. BOS has the lead on this.

Prayer Requests:

  • The nation of Israel
  • Oompa Loompa health issues
  • Gumby’s mother
  • Pocket’s Dad
  • Turtleman

YHC took us out in prayer.

L8R SK8RS,

Slaw

Midoriyama 10/12/2023

Beautiful day for a workout at the region’s premier afternoon AO. YHC decided to utilize a workout with coupons since we haven’t used them much lately. After a quick warm up (seal jacks, grass pickers and some stretches), we grab the coupons and head to the parking lot on the other side of the turd shack.

Thang:

8 exercises were prescribed – Merkins, Curls, Tricep Extensions, Overhead Press, Block Swings, Block Bench Presses, WW1’s, and Squats.

  • 10 Reps of each exercise then run 4 laps around the parking lot
  • 20 Reps of each exercise then run 3 laps around the parking lot
  • 30 Reps of each exercise then run 2 laps around the parking lot
  • 40 Reps of each exercise then run 1 lap around the parking lot

This took up the whole workout. Mamma’s Boy led the way with everyone else struggling to keep up. This was an arm and shoulder smoker. YHC knew it was an effective workout when a couple of PAX began throwing slanderous insults towards the Q. Something along the lines of “the Q’s shoulders being shaped like the pyramids of Giza but the ears look like Pharon put a couple of Direct TV satellite dishes on top of the pyramid”. Pretty impressive! What’s more impressive is the hecklers were 2 former Nantans!! You truly hate to see it! We put the coupons back and pledged it up back at the flag.

Announcements:

  • 10/21 – Half Marathon Ruck at the Fighting Yank
  • 11/4 – Dallas 24 hour run from Cloninger Park
  • 11/19 – F4 Trail Run/ Relay Race. Check Slack for sign up
  • 11/25 – Speed for Need Christmastown 5K. HC to Broke
  • 12/2 – Christmas Party at Lewis Farm
  • 12/9 – Beer Ruck. Check Slack for details

Prayer Requests:

  • Happy Trees’ cousin diagnosed with Cancer
  • Jackson Hall
  • Numerous PAX on IR

YHC tooks us out in Prayer.

L8R SK8RS,

Slaw

 

 

Midoriyama 8/22

It was yet another scorcher at Midoriyama. YHC had a plan to keep the boys in the shade most of the time, but we were still going to put some work in. One of the PAX whose name rhymes with “hate” suggested we should just fellowship mosey for 45 minutes and call it a day! You “hate” to see it! All of the PAX (except for Mammas Boy) seemed pretty unmotivated today. It was freaking hot, and they knew the pain train was about to leave the station!

Warmup:

  • Seal Jacks
  • Goof Balls
  • Grass Pickers
  • Left over Right, Right over Left Stretches
  • Arm Circles

Thang:

Mosey to the soccer field at dog hill on the backside in the shade. We performed the “Laredo” WOD. It goes like this-

6 rounds of:

  • 24 Squats
  • 24 Merkins
  • 24 Walking Lunges
  • 400 Meter Run

All of us were riding the struggle bus by round 6. Even though we were in the shade, there was ZERO wind blowing.

After a minute to cool off and get our breath, we lined up on the sideline facing the large goalie box line (approx. 10 yards away). 4 rounds of:

  • 5 Mike Tysons
  • 10 CDD’s
  • 15 WW2 situps
  • Bear Crawl to goalie line and back to sideline

Slow mosey back to the flag for a couple minutes of Mary.

  • LBC’s X 25 IC
  • Flutter Kicks X 25 IC
  • Freddie Mercs X 20 IC

Time’s up.

Announcements:

  • Kings to Crowders ruck/ hike on Sunday, 8/27
  • Need some runners for the Tuna 200. See Pockets if interested
  • Annihilation workout at Gashouse on 8/26. Q’d by Defib
  • Coconut Derby on 9/3 to crown the next Champion
  • Convergence on Monday, 9/4 at Gastonia Honey Hunters’ field. 0700 start

Prayer Requests:

  • Huckleberry
  • Turtleman
  • Jackson Hall
  • Norwood
  • Mayor
  • Def Leppard
  • Hacksaw

YHC wants to thank the PAX that posted today. It was brutally hot, but you boys posted anyway. Thank you for the support and mumblechatter!

L8R SK8RS,

Slaw

 

 

Folsom gets Annihilated 8/5/23

YHC was approached by Flintstone to Q an annihilation workout. YHC figured since he was initial recipient of the Gashouse challenge belt, he’d better step up and put his money where his mouth was. He picked Folsom for the AO since Gashouse and The Yank were previously annihilated. With a lot of PAX out of town or on the IR, YHC figured a low turnout for the workout. He was pleasantly surprised when the vehicles keep rolling in. It’s gonna be a crusher of a workout and YHC was happy to share the pain with the highest number of PAX as he can!

The PAX circled up and we get to work. After a brisk warmup and some mumblechatter from the guys, we mosey to the lower parking lot where YHC had cones staged and coupons in the bed of his truck. The PAX grabbed a coupon and lined up side by side behind one line of cones. 25 yards across the parking lot another line of  cones had been set up. YHC then announced the workout and exercises to be performed. It’s an Iron PAX challenge workout that F3 Greenwood issued a couple of years ago. It was the 2021 week 4 workout. YHC asked his M to write the exercises on a couple of large pieces of posterboard (because she is a teacher and has neat, legible handwriting). Broke recognized the workout and almost get in his truck and left!

Here’s how it goes –

PAX will perform 25 reps of the prescribed exercise, set their coupon down (if using the coupon), run across the parking lot to the other line of cones. They will perform 3 burpees then return to their starting point. They will then resume the prescribed exercise for another 25 reps, run to the other side, perform 3 burpees, return back to start. This cycle will be repeated until all reps for that exercise are complete. They will then move on to the next exercise and repeat the cycle of 25 reps, run, burpees, back to start. Exercises are as follows:

  • 200 Curls
  • 175 Squats (w/ coupon)
  • 150 Overhead Press
  • 125 Block Swings
  • 100 Merkins
  • 75 Thrusters
  • 50 Bonnie Blairs (count each leg)
  • 25 Blockees

Wichita and West Side led the group and completed the whole workout. YHC had 10 Blockees left when time was up. Everyone was smoked when time was up. You know it’s a beatdown when the PAX are cursing the Q under their breath. Total reps = 900 (and that’s not counting the burpees).

Announcements:

  • F3 Dads workout 8/19
  • 2nd F lunch Pita Wheel in Belmont on 8/16
  • Kings to Crowders Ruck 8/27
  • Coconut Derby 9/3
  • Labor Day Convergence 9/4 (time and location TBD)

Prayer requests:

  • Norwood and his recovery
  • Jackson Hall
  • Mayor
  • Def Leppard
  • Turtleman
  • West Side’s Grandmother
  • Swimmer’s Brother
  • Brillo (Navy bootcamp)

YHC took us out in prayer.

NMM:

This workout was a slobber knocker. Great work by the PAX to push harder to make themselves better. For all the PAX travelling or on the IR, you were missed. YHC hopes the PAX got their money’s worth!

L8R SK8RS,

SLAW

 

Midoriyama 7/11/23

Had a great crowd post in the Midoriyama heat for another serving of weak sauce from YHC. YHC knew it would be a scorcher, so he planned a weinke that would keep the PAX in the shade as much as possible.

Warmup:

  • Merkins
  • Don Q’s
  • Stretches

PLEDGE

Thang:

Mosey towards the park entrance. Stopped at a few light poles for 5 CDD’s, 10 Reverse Crunches, 15 SSH (SC). Head across the road to the paved loop that is almost completely covered in shade. YHC will admit he stole this one from Pizza Man. It’s one of the workouts he posted on Strava. YHC modified it to suit his needs.

  • Run one lap around the loop
  • 100 Merkins
  • 200 Squats
  • 300 LBC’s
  • Run another lap around the loop

Even though we were in the shade, it was still pretty hot. Time was running short, so YHC had to skip the Burpee Dans (dangit) and head back to base. We stopped at the light poles on the way back for 5 CDD’s, 10 Reverse Crunches, 15 SSH (SC).

Once we arrived at the flag, we had enough time for 22 Merkins for the veterans.

Announcements:

  • 2nd F lunch 7/19 at Pita Wheel in Dallas
  • Annihilation workout 7/15 at the Yank w/ Tiger Q
  • F3 dads workout 7/15 at Gashouse. Regular bootcamp closed but Painlab will be open
  • Need a few runners for the Tuna 200. See Pockets if interested

Prayer Requests:

  • Norwood and his upcoming surgery
  • Jackson Hall
  • Turtleman
  • Huckleberry
  • Montross’ Mother
  • Hacksaw recovering from surgery
  • Oompa’s co-worker’s wife’s aunt suddenly passed away from a heart attack
  • PAX traveling
  • Brillo headed to Navy boot camp on 7/24
  • Shatner’s 2.0 is headed to Parris Island for boot camp on 7/24

YHC took us out in prayer.

L8R SK8RS,

Slaw

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