What: Q vs Q!
When: Saturday September 15, 2018
Where: Gashouse (Schiele)
Time: 7:00 am – 8:00 am, normal time
Q’s: Whoopee and ShortSale
Open and Close Q: Roscoe
Who Should Attend: You
What is at Stake: Bragging rights and your overall health
Why Attend: Great time, body sculpting, Pax engagement, lifetime memories
Summary: Pain and fun are encouraged, merlot expected, attendance counts 50% of your overall cumulative grade, Fartsacking will absolutely be denied for this event.
Brought to you courtesy of Roscoe Productions, an LLC partner of Gashouse and Hippa Enterprises, Introducing our First ever Q vs Q!!!
Whoopee is a beatdown monster, a land Leviathan. Short Sale is a creative master, a calisthenics Virtuoso. But wait, Whoopee has been known to have a suggestion or three, and Short Sale has whooped the best of the F3 Pax. Who would win a Q contest between the two? Who will win the right to say they are the Q Champ?
This is your chance to find out. All that is required of you is to post. Well, and to follow their suggestions, and then vote! Your voice counts, where else can you say that? In your home?….Come on, get real boys’……..
Criteria as follows:
- Best Beatdown
- Overall best Pax Engagement
- Overall best Creativity
Each Q will get two intermittent ten minute increments. Roscoe will lead us off and finish. Voting will be online, will post link later.
Disclaimer:
Admission is free of charge, there will be absolutely no refunds or exchanges
Must participate to vote
Q’s are not professionals, nor will they be staying in Holiday Inn’s the night before
Verbal beatdown between the Q’s by Twitter and Slack and in person is heavily encouraged and should or should not play a final factor in your voting decision, I don’t care
There is no trademark or patent pending here
Hippa is a genius
Everything Short Sale, Whoopee, and Roscoe suggest, will just be a suggestion. I suggest you use acute judgement in deciding how to follow their suggestions
I also suggest you Post!!!
There were no Short Sale’s or Whoopee’s harmed in the promotion of this production
We want you to attend, but if not here, post at Folsom or The Fighting Yank, be a part!!!
Whoopee Defecating on my Weinke should not play a role in your overall voting decision
Aye…….Linus