If that wasn’t some humid air, then I must’ve been jumped in a pool at some point during this beat down. Not a shirt remained dry, not did anyone escape the lovely swamp ass.(That’s what I was told) Good mumble chatter throughout the 45 minutes. Good Friday start, great to see Outhouse.
WARMUP
Side Straddle Hops – 40 IC Whoopie showed up on 20, so we made sure he got his in.
Merkins – 10 IC
LBCs – 10 IC
PLEDGE
THE THANG
Mosey for 5 minutes around downtown, ending up at the Great Steps of Fargo.
10 IC Derkins during which an unnamed PAX named Whoopie yelled, “Get your foot out of my CRACK.” If you can’t do merkins with a foot in your crack, maybe you shouldn’t be out here. It happens quite often to be honest.
10 IC Freddie Mercury’s
10 IC Monkey Humpers
10 IC Dips
Mosey for 5 minutes around lower downtown, ending up in the staff perking lot of Piedmont Community Charter.
Plank, Recover
10 IC Mountain Climbers
10 IC Merkins
Burpie Broad Jumps up the entire row. 10-12 rows
10 IC American Hammers
10 IC LBCs
Mosey for 3.5 minutes several blocks down to another empty parking lot.
Burpie Broad Jumps 7 rows
Mosey around the block and to everyone’s surprise, a majestic pile of super heavy cinder blocks right in the middle of the road.
15 IC Squat Press w/ cinder block
10 IC Curls w/ cinder block
10 IC Dips w/ cinder block
10 IC Mountain Climbers w/ cinder block
Replace the biggest cinder blocks she’d ever seen.
Back to the main side road, South St. and Sprint the full block uphill.
Next Block
Zombie Walk half way up the road.
Run backwards the remainder of the hill.
5 Burpies compliments of the train
10 Dips IC
Mosey to the Pavilion
10 IC Peter Parkers
3 Steps of Deep Sea Divers
COT: Cheech and his family, Bulldog praise with Face to Face interview in a few weeks.