Fitness, Fellowship, Faith

Author: Roscoe (Page 2 of 21)

Apathy hits the Pub

YHC had the Q at the Pub and gave the PAX a vote to determine the route. They could choose the Defib route or the Wachovia route. One hand was raised for the Defib route. One hand was raised for the Wachovia route.
YHC was stunned and asked who would vote for apathy and Stroganoff raised his hand.  You hate to see it.
we performed the Pledge of allegiance and then
we ran the Defib route because of the hills and because it sucks just a little more than the Wachovia route.   Good conversations all around, in spite of the pathetic lack of care expressed in which way we ran. I hope they live their lives with more purpose than just passively going along!
Disgusting!

just kidding  it was great

See you at the Christmas Party!
Roscoe

 

Qweesheie makes you faster

Three PAX at the world famous Coconut Horse. It was chilly to say the least.  It looked like it would be Winehouse and me, until we heard footsteps and a shadowy figure approached  wearing an unlit lighted vest. It turned out to be none other than the world famous physician Quiche. He quickly informed us he was taking no new patients, and with that the three of us took off to run the normal route.  As per his usual, Quiche  hit the gut check, and basically disappeared from sight.
We closed with COT and then were  joined by Defib and Maybelline for Q source, discussing chapter 2 of the hero code on humility.
Next week the site Q himself is in the Q and we can look forward to that. F3 humbles me everyday because of guys that are faster, older, younger, smarter, and more capable than me. Some I dare say are better looking.

Prayers for Turtleman and his family and those missing loved ones over the holidays.

Remember the Christmas party next Saturday.  It is going to be lit🔥🔥

 

Roscoe

Cash me Ousside, how ’bout ‘dat?

Six Pax were warming up at the Sandlot when Maybelline….I mean…..wait?…….Watts Up joined us late.  This is highly unusual.

We warmed up with a healthy disclaimer.  We even did Press Press Flings because Whoopee LOVES THEM but he wasn’t there to experience the opening and stretching of the rib cage and the swoll chest you get as you thrust it out!

We moseyed to Martha’s House for some Swim Buddy Clap Merkins.  We circled up, I gave a healthy dose of instructions, and we failed again and again but the good news was we did a lot of merkins and held a plank for about five minutes in the meantime.

 

We then moseyed to the ballfield for the thang.  10 burpees, 10 merkins, 10 squats, 10 Plank jacks, 10 big bois.  A9 burpees….etc….8 burpees…t any time Watts Up could call a lap in between declining sets.  When we completed 7 of each exercise, Watts Up called or a lap and then busted his arse on the run.  We continued the exercises and Winehouse could call a lap.  With one rep to go, he called a lap.  We finished up and then headed to the parking lot and tried our clap merkin clap again.  This time, we called it two claps and a Ric Flair.   That failed.  We finally tried clap merkin clap and after a couple of successful rounds we called it a success.  We then headed back and did 15 DDC’s at each lightpole while completing announcements and prayer requests.  Captain Steubing had to leave for a cruise ship at 0610 so the Q accommodated his schedule.  We did some Navy Seal should stretch things too which Whoopee would have also loved!

 

Watts Up requested the 48 rep cash out and then we did two rounds of Mary for time and the Pledge and COT.

Cattle Trucks at the Ricky Bobby

We can always look forward to a Tesla quip at each workout he attends.  He and several other PAX showed up late to the start.  There was some excuse about a “slow car” in front or something.  In any event, the warm up lasted a little longer and went something like this…

Plank for the PAX that were lolligagging getting to the AO on time.  Plank walk right to complete a circle. SSH, Merkins, Squats, Hillbillies, Take a lap around the track

Mosey to the light poles.  Skip from the 1st to 2nd.  Lunge from the 2nd to 3rd, Bearcrawl form the 3rd to 4th.  Hit the wall for wall sits followed by wall sits and Arnold air presses.

Mosey to the back of the school and hit the steps for 50 calf raises, 50 calf raises duck footed, 50 calf raises pigeon toed.  Tesla said something about Texarcana and Cattle Trailers and a word that means “odd”.  Mosey to the light pole for the THANG.

YHC spoke about the MUSTER in Dallas and decided to do the Thursday PT session with the PAX, but abbreviated it to three rounds.

45 seconds of work, 15 seconds of transition time…I would call it rest

  1.  Sit ups
  2. Arm Haulers
  3. SSH
  4. Squats
  5. Merkins
  6. Burpees

Take a lap to return to start.

We ended with the four laws of combat.

Cover and Move

Prioritize and Execute

Simple

Decentralized Command

CashOut 48 reps of four count something or other IC.  Hit stomach 1, touch toes 2, tough stomach 3, hands overhead 4

Pledge of Allegiance

COT

Announcements are many…Soft Launch of a new Monday AO November 6 at  Life Church behind Cramerton Middle School…Cherie Berry has purchased gear that would make even HIPPA jealous.  (Has anyone seen HIPPA lately?)

Prayer/Praise:   Turtleman,  Jackson Hall, Marriages, Seasonal Mood changes in people (Get some morning sunlight in your eyes)

When we ended COT with a Prayer, we noticed that Mrs. Breaker Breaker wasn’t at school yet.  She is always there between 0605 and 0615 and we welcome her with what sounds like something out of Kindergarten Cop, “Good morning MRS. BREAKER”.

Breaker Breaker started saying that she was late because it was his fault that she was late.  When she got there about 0620, she said she was late due to something about coffee and a “slow car” in front of her.  She sounded like Tesla with that excuse!  You hate to see it!

Anyway, a great morning with a good number of PAX and great fellowship.

 

 

 

Forty Day Challenge…Again

F3 Gastonia has been around for 8.5 years.  During this time there have been numerous CSAUP’s, beatdowns, new AO’s, and the occasional random challenge.  The Forty Days of Discipline Challenge has been completed several times and it is coming back by popular demand.

This is a fitness and nutrition challenge, but like anything dealing with discipline, it will be on you to control yourself.  Some key points to consider:

  • Delayed gratification
  • Not eating/drinking certain things, regardless of your appetite
  • Discipline isn’t concerned about your feelings, only your behaviors.

This 40 day initiative begins on October 14th and ends on November 22nd, 2023.  Yes, that is the day before Thanksgiving. (You’re welcome)

EXECUTIVE SUMMARY: 

  1. Workout a minimum of 5 xs per week from October 14th through November 22nd.

Don’t eat sweets, soft drinks, or junk food.  ONE cheat meal the entire 40 days.  You can earn more.  Don’t drink any alcohol  (with two exceptions*).   Hold yourself accountable by journaling your efforts.

  1. Cherish your M: Take your wife out on at least two dates in the forty days. (no kids)  
  2. Bring at least one FNG to a workout in these 40 days. For every FNG, you get a cheat meal.  #AlwaysbeEH’ing.  If you EH a guy who posts and you aren’t there, that is a 50 burpee penalty #nojoke
  3. Acts of Service: Do something for someone else daily with no expectation of anything in return.  Be grateful you get to do it.  Encourage others.  Lead or participate in a service project.  Make a point to introduce yourself to someone you don’t know.  Journal your efforts (honor system) Extra credit if your 2.0’s watch your example and/or participate. 
  4.  Read a book.

Why?

Your fitness is important and you are pushing the rock.  You workout with your brothers.  You are blessed to continually strive to experience all 3 F’s and you know that when you are striving to be your best, you need to share it.  Be the example.  Be the man you know you were made to be. 

Now for the fine print….

Fitness:

You must workout a minimum of 5 times per week (at least 27 workouts in 40 days) using the #F3 250 model.  Any workout that is a minimum of 30 minutes counts.  This could include running, cycling, rucking, any F3 workout or workout you put together at home.  Two a-day workouts count.  Example, you complete an F3 bootcamp in the morning and a minimum 30 minute run in the afternoon=2 workouts.

Diet:      No Mountain Dew.  No other soft drinks, desserts, sweets, potato chips, junk food, etc.  You know what your food vices are so stay away from them.  Fast food is allowed if it is salad or chili and unsweetened tea or water…you get the idea. Orangeman can’t have his Princess Punch or whatever specialty coffee he orders at F&B’s.

Protein shakes within 30 minutes of ending the workout.  Get some protein powder and a shaker bottle and make it a habit.   Drink more water.  You will be working out more and this will help you recover.

You are allowed ONE cheat meal.  Your choice but they must be named and claimed. If you work out more than 5 times per week, you can claim an extra cheat meal.  An example is a couple of slices of pizza but don’t blow it on a whole pizza.  Even though you will be getting the workouts in you can’t out train a bad diet.  Remember you can earn more by bringing in an FNG or going on a date with your M.  If you attend at least two Q-Sources, you get a cheat meal.  If you meet with your stone/blade, you get a cheat meal.  If you do something with your shieldlock, you get one cheat meal.

Alcohol:  No Alcohol.  I will include two exceptions.  Wedding receptions and tailgates.  (A marriage retreat is also acceptable)  It is football season after all. This only includes football tailgates at and before an actual game you attend.  This does not include FUTBOL and does not include your tailgate spread at home when you watch on tv.  Wedding receptions are self-explanatory.  If they want you to dance you probably need a drink.  I know you guys.  It will also prove you can have fun at a second F event and still enjoy it without your pumpkin spice Ale.

You must keep a daily journal of both your workouts and cheat meals. The journal is for your eyes only.  I use the “notes” on my IPhone since I always have it with me.  I have journaled all my workouts on my phone since 2017.  It is helpful to look back and see types of workouts, two a days, and extra credit workouts that make journaling worth it.  You can also see where you failed to work out and why.  It is a good habit.  I also saw where I was injured and what I did to modify workouts until I was healed up.

Journal what you are grateful for and start with your M.  Try not to take her for granted.  If she likes to stay home, stay home and spend time without distractions.  Write her notes…send her flowers…cards…Text emoji’s are nice but they don’t count.  If you are on a date with your wife, you can eat a free cheat meal.  If you don’t have an M, be nice to your dog (or cat).  (If this isn’t in your comfort zone and your M is taken aback in your sudden change in behavior, it will probably be amusing so share it with your bros)

 

If you missed an opportunity to bless someone by an act or gesture of kindness, try not to miss the opportunity the next time.

Read a book that would do you good.  Make it about something that interests you or inspires you.  You have the time.

Give it away.  Think about that friend that you have mentioned F3 to many times.  You know he needs it so get him out.  And then do it to someone else.  Pick them up.  Post with them.  If they post and you aren’t there, you will do 50 burpees the next time you post. If an FNG shows up for the first time and says he was EH’d by you, you will be called out on all social channels and ridiculed without mercy (and deservedly so)

Be grateful for your family.  Be the example for your kids.  Push the rock and hold yourself accountable.  Give it away.  Realize it isn’t about you.  Serve others.  Be the best you can be.  Maybe we will all be a little better in October and November because we will be intentional about it.    Make positive change in yourself and make it contagious.  Also, when you get lean and ripped before you see your in laws at Thanksgiving, they will be in awe that someone (your age) looks that damn good.

It begins next week so get ready and prepare!

Roscoe

 

Good morning ShortSale

Whoopee rode his bike.  JJ, Winehouse, and YHC ran. Amazon, Hunchback, and Flintstone rucked.

Stroganoff showed up for QSource only and got called a name.  (See title of BB)

The virtual flag for the pledge was blowing in the virtual wind.

Announcements are many…stay tuned to the pending newsletter

Prayer requests:  Turtleman and family, Senior Citizens losing friends

 

The Q-Source topic was the Chapter, “Expect what you inspect”.  Setting high standards and meeting them won’t happen if you don’t inspect.  A leader should (on a schedule) show up to inspection to reinforce the standard.

Yours very truly,

Roscoe

IPX Week One at the Ricky Bobby

We had six at the Ricky Bobby for the IPX week one challenge.  it was a 45 Minute you versus you workout and it was horrible.

Flintstone allowed YHC to borrow some coupons and the course was laid out behind the school in the parking lot under a light with a stereo system just waiting to rock out to the best 80’s and 90’s metal and new wave.

Whoopee arrived first, followed by Defib, Kool Aid, Tesla.  We started two minutes early and pledged allegiance to the flag before heading to the AO.  Defib carried his own coupon like Linus with his blanket.  It had indentions on both ends, likely giving him an advantage in the grip department.  I may need to get one of those.

YHC gave instructions, hit the music, and the drill instructor from Runkeeper yelled at us to get started.  J2C came in hot and got to work a few seconds after we started.

Round one  80 total reps, alternating between 10 Flying Squirrels and 10 WW3 Situps with a block.  At five minutes, the drill instructor ordered us to do the MOT (Mode of transportation) and carry the block while lunge walking ten yards and back.

After 80 reps, move onto round two which was burpees over blocks and no cheat (perfect form) merkins, ten reps at a time for a total of 80 reps.  The MOT this round was murder bunnies

After 80 reps of these, move onto round three which consisted of 10 block thrusters and 10 Jillian Michaels for 80 total.   The MOT this round was the Block Rifle Carry.  Every five minutes the Drill instructor (I hate to say it) kind of gave us a break.

At the 42 minute mark (since we started a few minutes late), Kool Aid had to bolt.  The rest of us finished at 45 minutes totally soaked in sweat and shoulders smoking.  Defib even allowed me to car transport his coveted block back around to his car as I believe he fell out of love with it in those 45 minutes.

This was a suckfest.  There was very little mumblechatter with the exception of talking a little about what was playing on the speaker.  George Strait is playing in Atlanta in October.  Nobody got the band “Saga” from Linus’s old CD days, and Black Sabbath and Scorpions were crowd pleasers, although Whoopee doesn’t like “Mob Rules” by Sabbath.

I would say that week one was bad, and we can probably look forward to it getting worse from here.  I think a relay with multiple PAX would be a little more “fun”, F3 Waxhaw style.  You can’t pretend to like burpee over blocks, Jillian Michaels, Perfect Form Merkins, WW3 Situps, etc.

Respect to Defib who knocked out a gazillion reps.  The guy is a beast.  Whoopee was likely second but I could barely count my own reps so I have no idea.  Kool Aid left early but had like 1800 reps.  J2C and Tesla were on the other side and stayed busy beasting the reps.

All in all a successful Week one.

Prayers for Tesla’s son, Defib’s son, YHC’s son, Turtleman, YHC’s mom’s knee surgery today.

Always a pleasure to lead and thanks to Flintstone for the blocks.

Roscoe

Peak to Peak recap

I wouldn’t have qualified hiking from Kings to Crowder’s mountains as a CSAUP but the way I feel today I have changed my mind.  It is a CSAUP, especially in the heat, and especially for the guys that carried plates in their packs.  We didn’t do any official weigh in’s as this was more of a fellowship hike but it turned out that we got a good big dose of all three F’s!

A few of us started the day at the Waffle House to carb up before the launch at 0800 when the park gates open.  A couple PAX even walked outside to encourage the Coconut Horse runners as they went by.  Captain Steubing brought his 12 year old son Jaba to the event.  Captain Stuebing also bought YHC’s breakfast. #classact

After loading up we drove to the Linwood lot at Crowders Mountain.  Even though the Park Ranger told me the gates open at 0800, there were probably 25 cars in there at 0750 when we drove up.  Geez!

We were ready to go and dropped some cars off and took some others to the other end at the Boulders access parking lot.  We registered our cars and got squared away.  Bedpan saved the day as their were maneating mosquitos attacking everyone at the ranger station.  The bathrooms had just been cleaned.  We were ready to go except Hunchback did some Sua Sponte leadership and decided to drive to the Sparrow Springs station instead of the Boulders to check it out recon style.  When he showed up we started with a disclaimer and hit the woods.

We stopped every couple miles to drink and share a verse.  We were making good time and it wasn’t too hot.  Guys were moving around in order and talking and learning about one another.  Eh Y’all was the intentional six to keep everyone in front.  We had 16 total PAX.  YHC felt and urge to start running as the trail reminded me of Mortimer 100 training.  Defib agreed and we may run this in the future to prepare for next years race.

We kept going and then at mile 4.75 some vicious murder hornets attacked Stroganoff and Montana.  They spent the next quarter mile wondering if they got the stingers out.  Fortunately, Montana broke out the bee sting treatment wipes and made the ouchies all better.

At the first overlook, we stopped and took a short break.  Later, we stopped again and Defib shared a story about Joshua.   “Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid; do not be discouraged, for the LORD your God will be with you wherever you go.”

Church on the mountain.  Maybe I didn’t skip church today?  Thank you Defib!

We took a group photo at the King’s Pinnacle and then moseyed on back down the trail.  Some dude recognized Tesla and they said hello.  Some PAX took a right turn to hit the restrooms and refill the water at the Sparrow Springs station and then headed back to the trail.  The heat was rising and we were drinking lots of water.  We crossed another road and came to a fork in the trail.  Take a right to the RockTop trail or left on the Crowders trail.  The Rocktop trail is shorter but harder so we chose that way (as Tesla would say, “why wouldn’t we?)  About halfway up, one the PAX said with disdain, “why did we choose this route?”

This hike started to climb and the steps were getting sketchy due to rocks and roots.  Some separation occurred among the PAX but faithful Eh Y’all kept the six in check.  We had some cramping and pain among some PAX but you are kind of screwed once you aren’t that close to your car.  To his credit, Watts Up turned down many requests to carry his pack to lighten the load.  There were some psychological tricks to keep him moving like a solar flare meant gravity wasn’t pulling as hard and therefore walking uphill would be easier.  There may have been jokes about the feminine napkins getting wet and weighing him down, Midol, etc..  There is no quit in Watts Up.  Much respect earned!

We stopped to regroup at the Boulders and Breaker Breaker generously gave Watts Up his last “salt tablet” little blue pill.  It supposedly would help with cramping but also had some alleged side effects that we won’t discuss here.

We made it out of the woods to the Tower Trail.  YHC delegated Stroganoff to take PAX to the tower and down the steps or they could go down the Tower Trail.  We split and headed to the lot and waited for the PAX to reassemble for COT.  The tower trail was actually a little quicker than the folks that took the steps.  Tiger took off early for some obligations but 15 were there for the COT.  It was a great day.  No one got hurt.  We had lots of fellowship, lots of faith, and lots of rock pushing (no pun intended).  We haven’t done this since 2017 and YHC is committed to do it again every year.

Shout out to Austin Powers for joining us from the Lake Wylie region.  Jaba didn’t complain and as a 12 year old, this ain’t no joke!  Respect and hate at the same time!  Montana is a welcome addition to the PAX and folks enjoyed knowing him better.  YHC enjoyed catching up with Montross and Bedpan.

Stroganoff took me back to my car and took his keys out of my car’s passenger side door.  Somehow the key fairy got him a key during the hike and he was able to drive me back to get mine.

The encouragement among this group is outstanding and was on display throughout the event.  Some guys shared how F3 has impacted them and included anecdotes about the quality of the men they surround themselves with now and how they let some of their old friends go a little.

Thanks for the PAX that showed and for Defib for pushing me to schedule the event.  It was awesome.  Heck, YHC may try to do it again in the fall.

Roscoe

 

Wing it

Nine PAX arrived for a Sandlot workout this morning.  JJ brought the flag.

YHC was feeling the effects of the beatdown Defib put on Saturday along with the hike yesterday and did some moving before the workout to see if the joints would work.  Fortunately they did so we got started.

Disclaimer then Pledge then warmup

SSH until Maybelline joined us.

Merkins, hip stretches/ab things, Morrocan nightclubs, Low slow squats

Mosey to the spokes at the ballparks at Marthas house.  Pick two exercices, do five rounds of one minute each and then take a lap.  The PAX picked one exercise and the Q picked the other exercise and the # of reps for each exercise.  From my terrible memory, it went approximately like this:

15 merkins/10 Heels to Heaven 5 rds lap

10 Jump Squats/15 LBC’s 5 rds lap

30 SSH/something or another 5 rds lap

10 CDD’s/30 Flutter kicks

Mosey back to start for a couple rounds of American Hammers and calf raises until time was up.

Good effort this morning by all the PAX and not a bad workout considering the preparation was about zero.  The humidity ensured the sweat was pouring.  Flintstone was sort of doing his own thing and lamenting his marathon arms and grunting and making small animal noises.  Next time I will bring my JBL 5 to drown out the din!

Announcements:  Bring a glove to the ballpark for the Fuse stadium convergeance on labor day Monday and keep preparing for the Iron Pax Challenge and the Coconut Derby coming up soon.

Prayers for Turtleman, Huckleberry, Norwood

Always a pleasure to lead!  Appreciate the PAX naming some of the workout.

Roscoe

 

 

 

 

Surgical Strike

Whoopee had a HC FNG for Monday at the Sandlot and the guy was a no show due to being on call.  Fast forward two days at the Ricky Bobby and sure enough, there he was!  He works with Defib and Whoopee and the RB is closer to his house so instead of the Labryinth, we got him at the RB.

YHC wrote an FNG (sort of) friendly workout where we went over core tenants to F3 to enhance the PAX knowledge of F3 Nation.  Here is how it went down.

Warm up and Disclaimer

SSH, Merkins, Squats, and LBC’s.  We then moseyed to the track for a half lap and ended up behind the school for a review of the 5 core principles.  The PAX would call out one of the five, and we would do an exercise that starts with the first letter of the principle.

Free=Freddie Mercury’s

Outside=Oblique Crunches

Open to all Men= Outlaws

Peer led in rotating fashion=Peter Parkers

Ends in COT=Circle Burp

We moseyed to the other end of the parking lot for DORA, but before that we discussed the Credo: Leave No Man Behind but leave no man where you found him.

Partner up  Dora 1,2,3  100 Merkins, 200 Squats, 300 Flutters

Several pairs converted Squats to LBC’s but then switched to squats.  #QFail

We then moseyed to the walkway to the back of the school and bear crawled to the top.
We hit the stairs for 50 calf raises with toes straight, 50 duck footed, and 50 pigeon toed.

Next we moseyed around the school and lunge walked and did two burpees at each light pole. We then walked backwards up the hill to the front of the school and stopped at each light pole for an exercise to include Mike Tysons, bird feeders, big boys, and 8 count bodybuilders.

Our FNG modified the big boys and contemplated merlot splashing for a few minutes.

We ended the workout a little early to dial in the COT and still went long!

Announcements:

Peak to peak this Sunday

Annihilation Saturday at the Gashouse

Labor Day workout at Fuse stadium (Convergence)

Coconut Derby the day before

We prayed for Turtleman, Huckleberry, Charlie with cancer, David, Norwood, a coworker of Blueprint.

 

We forgot the pledge (Qfail) but did a solid naming of our FNG.  A surgeon who worked odd jobs growing up to get money including shoveling snow in Ohio and working at a Dairy Queen we named him Blizzard.  As usual, it could have been worse.

Good job for Whoopee on the solid EH and for Defib for coming so he knew at least two PAX.
I put a post on onehimsjunk well over a year ago and am happy to report that I finally gave Buckshot the poster for his kids that I was supposed to give him many, many months ago.

There are many men in our region who aren’t posting with F3 and I am not sure why they don’t.  Be intentional in talking about F3 and being welcoming to new guys.  Although YHC didn’t modify much of a standard Q, it is always a good idea not to crush new guys as our goal is to get them back out!

Always a pleasure to lead,

Roscoe

 

 

 

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