Fitness, Fellowship, Faith

Author: Purple Haze (Page 1 of 8)

We Have a New Douche Canoe(s)! (Crossroads 4/28/24)

All HIM were dragging a little this fine Sunday morning before the launch.  Had I closed my eyes I would have sworn there were two Def Leppards amongst us creaking and groaning but this new voice was actually our one and only Hal walking up with zero ruck sack, walking clothes, and untied shoes!  Totally spent from the prior day’s Tobacco Road Relay he had no plans to run today.  But wait, the voice of Slaw quickly reminded us that both Broke & Wik lit the TRR on FIRE, layin down some mighty impressive numbers and securing the proper title of DC!  Something to the effect of being a “lying hooknosed sand bagging sack of …. was mentioned about Hal and we think Wiki was just finally able to run without the old guy holding him back!!!  Dang if he didn’t pull up about that time ready to run again.  We launched, ran, rucked, & walked, then returned for a lesson on Prayer.  As usual it was an honor to lead.  Thanks.

Announcements:  The Goonie / Extinction Run / Additional SFN event (Gastonia Runway 5k in the fall)

Prayers / Praises:  Wirenut family, Gumby family, Slaw’s daughter

Return of Super Dave!

YHC arrived a little early to set out some cones for the day’s weinke.  I rolled up to the turd shack where a good crowd of HIM were starting to gather.  5:30, time to go to work… when who should appear but the elusive Super Dave!  Hadn’t seen him in awhile so after a few high fives from the gang we started back.  Ran a little long getting back to the flag (my bad guys) but it was different at least & hopefully fun!

Warmup (IC): 20 SSH / 1 Burpee / 15 Gravel Pickers / 1 Burpee / 10 Imperial Walkers / 1 Burpee / 5 Low Slow Squats / 1 Burpee / To the Fence for some leg swings & step ups

Run / Rinse / Repeat to river side of park 

Dora 321:  3X High or Low Plank / Dying Cockroaches (200) / Flutter Kicks (100)

Circle the track clockwise / Derkins @ fence posts

Triple Nickel (Bermuda Triangle along the River) Start at center & run to each cone & perform listed exercise on cone (Perfect Form Merkins / Mountain Climbers / Jump Squats)  Omaha

Back to the flag… Done!

Announcements:  Tobacco Road Relay / The Goonie (HC ASAP for t-shirt) / Extinction Run (Ruck Raffle) / 2nd F Lunch @ Ray’s Smokehouse Gastonia

Prayers / Praises:  Relayers traveling, Super Dave will come back more often, the usuals

“M” stands for most… (Crossroads 3/24/2024)

11 HIM fought the pull of the fartsack and the morning 🥶 to try and better themselves. Several 🚀 early to make 8 including YHC (Thanks Mayor for starting the 6:30 group).   We returned for a quick COT in which YHC totally bollixed Freight’s day by flip flopping the prayer and Name-O!  We then moved inside for Qsource on the “M”.   As always it was a pleasure and an honor to lead you.

Announcements:  Nothing new

Prayer requests:  Wirenut’s family, Gumby’s family, Hall family

Back to Where It All Started (Folsom 3-21-24)

Having attended several weekday mornings at Folsom over the last couple of weeks due to a night class at the Fire Department, Pony Boy asked if I’d be interested in Qing one.  This is where it all started for me.  BTW Boondock I know how you feel when someone (aka Gearwrench) invites you out and doesn’t show themselves right Sparky!!!  Comin in hot I arrived with about “2 minutes Q”… gosh I hope Gumby never copyrights that saying!  Solid crowd of 9 HIM showed to know!  The Thang…

Warm Up:  My usual 60 second circle (always good for a laugh & to get the mumblechatter started)  Anytime you try to get guys to count off that early in the morning is a hoot!   High Knees Running / 1 Burpee / SSHs / 2 Burpees / Moroccan Night Clubs / 3 Burpees / Imperial Walkers / 4 Burpees / Rt Ovr Lt / Lt Ovr Rt / 5 Burpees

Mosey to the Flagpole stopping at each light post (not flagpole) for a 1/2 Burpee then flip to a Crunchy Frog

Pledge

Mosey to the middle backside of the Citizens Resource Center where we partnered up.  Booyah Merkin in the middle, crisscross & run to the end for a SSH counting up to 11.  That road was a little longer than I remember!

Mosey to the exercise shed stopping at the stairs for a 5-count calf raise at each step.  Over to the shed for a 1 minute round-robin on each piece of equipment.  BTW that was Tony Little with the Gazelle machine!  Omaha with about “2 minutes Q” (Dang I owe Gumby more royalties).

Mosey back to the flag w/ another 5-count calf raise on the stairs and a final 22 for the Vets!

Guys it was an honor to lead you this morning.  Hope you enjoyed it.  Thanks.

COT:  Same announcements minus the lunch @ Bad Daddy’s  / Prayers:  Hall family, Wirenut’s family, Huckleberry, Turtleman, Anchorman, Broke’s co-workers w/ health issues at the vineyard, teacher at Cramerton MS w/ stage 4 pancreatic cancer & others like her.

Yee Haw Look at them Boots! Crossroads 2/4/24

Great crowd at Crossroads this morning with some good weather (albeit cold) to boot.  Hal said he was tired and looking forward to some 8:80s following a solid 12 miler w/ a gang of misfit, no-rep, backblast shut-outs from Old School the day before.  Mucho rucking and running was done by 12 HIM.  Sister Act joined the COT changing into his work uniform which with those boots and tucked jeans could have easily doubled for a night on the town at the Blue Oyster!  We moved indoors to discuss the LDP for Qsource.

Announcements:  Folsom Winter Nationals next Saturday @ 06:30 meet in the lower parking lot near the shelter (all other AOs closed) / 2nd F lunch @ Estia’s 2/21

Prayers:  Broke’s Mom, Gumby’s Mom, Wirenut’s Mom, Luke Neusom, Anchorman, Wojo’s Dad, Unspoken

8 Block @ Crossroads

7 PAX showed for the 1st Crossroads of 2024.  We discussed the 8 Block goal setting principles.

 

Announcements:  Sign up for Pushing Rocks Challenge

Prayer Requests:  Gumby’s Mom / Unspoken / Broke’s Mom / Stogie’s M / Balljoint’s Business Partner’s Brother’s Wife passed away / Curt Rozelle family / Jeff Carswell family

VQ @ Pain Lab

It was a cold morning at the final Gashouse / Pain Lab for 2023, so cold in fact there was ice on the ground… ok it had apparently been dumped from a cooler the night before but you get the drift!  Flintstone had the Q for the bootcampers & warmed us up a little.  We broke w/ 7 PAX for PL.

The Thang:  Zombie walked w/ coupons down to the amphitheater.  We completed the warm up with a round of 60 Second Circle (High Knees – 1 Burpee, SSHs – 2 Burpees, Moroccan Nightclubs – 3 Burpees, Imperial Walkers – 4 Burpees, & 30 seconds each of the “patented” RoL & LoR.   Next up was box jumps up the amphitheater rows (5) followed by 5 curls.  In honor of 2023 we completed 4 rounds w/ a final 3.  Next was Flip Flops w/ 1 partner counting up to 23 LBCs & the other counting down from 23 Squats.  Instead of Merry Christmas it was on to Happy New Year w/ Step-ups & Derkins.  Note to self… I think Tube forgot to yell Happy New Year as even Whoopie thought we completed enough to qualify for the Chad 1000!  With just 2 more PAX & ~ 15 minutes left YHC Omaha’d so we could move up to the top of the parking lot to play w/ some Spartan workout props.  We rotated through tire flips, sledgehammers (not the PAX although he was here), farmer carries, OH claps w/ bricks, gravel bucket carries, & squat presses or curls.  Back to the flag for about a minute of Mary.  TIME!  It was honor to lead you men.

COT:  Beer mile today @ 10:30 / New Year’s Day convergence @ Martha Rivers Park @ 07:00 (EC ruck & run @ 06:00)

Prayer Concerns:  Turtle Man, Mason & Cherry families (Maybeline’s friends), Purple Haze’s M, Jeff Guilabo (spelling ?) heart procedure did not go well & he’s struggling to stay alive, Curtis Rozelle family he was unpacking boxes in his new home in Stokes County & went to bed Tuesday night w/ some chest pain & did not wake Wednesday, Sledge’s family recent loss of mother.

Midoriyama Afloat

I’ll be the first to tell you I was not looking forward to Qing after a day spent hanging out with the family inside because of the rain, rain, rain!  But I told my M when she asked, “that’s why you Q, it holds you accountable”!  The rain kept coming as I drove to Midoriyama but as often happens God decided to give us a break for about 45 minutes!  Seven PAX showed to work off some Christmas day vittles and get better.

The Thang:  A quick (well kind of) warmup of 60 second circle.  Gumby’s counting trickery was soon foiled by Gavel and his keen mastery of numbers!  Next we mosied to the shelter to escape the rain I thought would be present.  A round of what I called Dirty Down & Backs, kind of like Dirty 11s but since the shelter was rather short, I called lunge-walks down 1 burpee then bear-crawls back 2 burpees and so forth until we got to 11 burpees.  Next was something I called Flip-Flops.  1 partner counted LBCs up to 25 while the other counted down 25 squats.  Next it was “Merry Christmas”!  We each grabbed a spot at a picnic table & started doing step-ups until a PAX called “Merry Christmas”, then we switched to merkins until they called Happy New Year”!   Finally, we mosied back to the flag & TIME!

COT:

Prayer Requests:  Purple Haze’s M / Purple Haze’s mom / Gumby’s mom / Happy Tree’s mom & step-dad / Def Leppard’s mom ran off road in her car w/ some damage but is ok / Broke’s mom / safe travels for PAX

Twas the Run Before Christmas

10 PAX… well ok, you can’t really count Sister Act (right Mayor?) showed for an unusually warm morning run on Christmas Eve.  Then it was inside for a cup of coffee and short lesson on the 12 leadership principles of Jesus Christ.

COT:

Announcements:  All AOs closed on Christmas Day / Beer Mile @ Sargento’s / 1st Day Convergence @ Martha Rivers @ 07:00 (EC Run-Ruck @ 06:00)

Prayer Concerns:  Purple Haze M / Wirenut’s Mom / Broke’s Mom / Barber Family

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