As YHC was pulling into the school parking lot, noticed a lot of trees around the school had toilet paper hanging from limbs. My first thought was The Storm had had some visitors from South Point over the holiday weekend. Got out of the car, placed shovel flag in ground while some PAX were already discussing what looked like a prank. Someone said it was probably Senior pranks by the school underclass.
What we didn’t know was that the prank was still in progress. All of sudden, we noticed 3-4 silhouettes coming from the back side of the school. They made there way down the sidewalk by the side entrance and continued to roll the trees with toilet paper. After a couple of minutes, all headed back except one individual. He continued to roll the trees. All of a sudden, Sister Act yelled out, “You’ve been caught, we have you on camera”. That kid took off running so fast, I think he did a 40 yard dash in about 2.5 seconds! It was too funny!
It’s 5:32am and time to get to work….
Warm-up
SSH x 20 I/C
IW x 20 I/C
Mountain Climbers x 20 I/C
Merkins x 15 OYO
The Pledge
Mosey to entrance
Route 66 up to the circle, doing Burpees at each light post = 66 total for the PAX that we’re not able to make it out to the Memorial Day Murph
At the round about, we all circle up for some more fun
Round of Happy Jacks x 5
Do 5 side straddle hops in cadence then after the 5th one everyone does two jump squats. Like this… Side Straddle Hops IC: One, two, three, ONE! One, two, three, TWO! One, two, three, THREE! One, two, three, FOUR! One, two, three, FIVE! Quickly followed by two jump squats.
Next – Dr. W (a sufferable 8-count ab exercise that combines Dolly, Rosalita, and the W)
1 is legs apart like a Low Dolly, 2 is legs together, 3 is raise the legs to Rosalita position (45-60 degrees-ish), 4 is spread ‘em, 5 is The W (hands together and stretching forward between your legs), 6 is the return to your back (legs still up), 7 is legs together, 8 is legs down. We did about 7 or 8
Howling Monkey
In a circle, everyone grabs their ankles in Monkey Humper fashion (or Gorilla Humper, for the fearless) . The first person does ten monkey humpers followed by the next person and so on as in other “ring of fire” exercises. Don’t let go of the ankles or all PAX do 10 burpees. No One let go of the ankles. Legs are burning now.
Mosey to softball field. On the way as we pass by school entrance, smell of dead fish. The pranksters didn’t bring just toilet paper, they decided to leave dead fish on side walk at entrance to school. Man that was an awful smell as we passed.
Coupons – lined up shoulder to shoulder going down hill behind dugout. PAX at bottom passes coupon PAX to his left, up to PAX at top of hill. Then pass coupon to right back down hill while last PAX runs to bottom of hill. Continue until all PAX rotate back to original position.
Mosey back to flag, taking the long way around, but not by the smelly fish.
Finish up with a round of Mary
COT…
Announcements
Monks farewell at The Station in Belmont on Friday Supplies for Camp sertoma
Prayer Request
David Carpenter (friend of Moses)
PAX
Sargento and traveling to Germany
Lynn Hamm
Emily Hamm
Top Hat took us out in prayer
Thank you all for the opportunity to lead this morning. Everyone worked hard, had a laugh, and enjoyed the gloom!
Breaker Breaker