Fitness, Fellowship, Faith

Author: Package

CSPAN, Doctor, Horse, and a Painter Walk into a bar…..

It was a clear dry morning for two men from the Fort to stroll over to the Gas House. CSPAN has the first half Q and set our course for the back lot of the Library. Even though we made a pact to refrain from any and all running, CSPAN has a short memory. Something, something, he is old, etc. Whatever, I am just glad we avoided any and all grass.

The Thang

Mosey around the lower lot for what seemed like hours.

Bear Crawl to and fro

Crab Walk to and fro

other stuff I can’t recall, etc…..

Partner runs around lower lot while partner B does:

Flying Squirrels

other stuff I can’t recall, etc…..

CSPAN hands off to PKG

Mosey to top of hill, break out timer (AKA iPhone) 1 Min exercise, 15 sec rest etc….

Plank Jacks

Prison Push Ups

Lunge L&R

Squat

Merkins

Dips

Peter Parker

Mtn Climbers

Russian Twist

Shoulder Taps

Rinse Repeat

Few minutes of Abs and Stretches, hustle back to flag and say pledge, hustle back to COT because CSPAN has a painter coming and PKG has a tee time to make. #Priorities

NMM

This place is always a favorite AO for me. It is really cool to see how fast Gastonia has grown as men continue to EH sad clowns. One thing is for sure, they have a long way to go on their comedic timing. It was nice to have FNG Silent Bob step up and just dive right in with his testimony. Dude’s a solid guy and will fit right in.

Until next time,

PACKAGE

 

 

Gorillas in the Mist

A faint mist descended upon the Schiele AO on the brisk Saturday morning. 18 PAX gathered to see what Gunny and Package had in store. With the shovel flag planted and Swiper rolling in hot, we mosey to the flag pole for a quick Pledge of Allegiance. AYG to the field of the Knights with Gunny leading the rabble.

4 Corners of Pain ’round the track. (burpees, squats, burpees, squats alt each corner)

Line up on the field.

100 yd partner carry 2 trips each. (side note: Size really does matter)

20 yd alligator push (sprint to opposite line)

20 yd alligator push, 20 yd lunge walk(sprint to opposite line)

20 yd alligator push, 20 yd, lunge walk, 20 yd bear crawl (sprint to opposite line)

AYG back to the Schiele lot picnic area.

25 -Derkins, 25-Dips, 25- Leg lifts, 25-Derking Rinse, Repeat, Repeat, Repeat

Circle up – Walkers, LBC, Protractors, SSH, LS Flutter, Squats, Parker Peters, Peter Parker, Bicycle, Russian Twist, 8 count Body Builder, etc (dealers choice for the willing Gastonia PAX)

COT

Molskine

I can only imagine that to a passerby, that we looked like a bunch of Gorillas trying to hump a football marching down the field. I am just glad Seacrest only weighs a buck fifty. Swiper had the wrong idea when we tore off back to the lot, we in fact did not end early, but after the Gunny beat down that would have been appropriate. I was very optimistic on my “planning” for the picnic tables, 25 count was aggressive. Gunny proved age is really just a number, and that it is possible to have a negative body fat percentage. The GAST pax continue to prove they are full of piss and vinegar. They are improving on the cadence, which is hard at first, but extremely important. The men from the Fort will return on 5/9 to for a Q-School that will get everyone involved. They are also in need of a site Q for the AO to arrange and coordinate leaders for each workout, tempting to nominate Roscoe. If someone does not volunteer, they will be volun-told. It’s nice to see how this group of men have come together over a short few weeks. Remember the golden rule of being the Q -“If you can’t do it, don’t Q it.”

Announcements

Patriot – Rock Hill – 1 Year anny is 5/2 and will host a convergence for all area AOs in the Fort.

Prayers for Back-up and his family after losing his younger brother on Friday. Don’t live with regrets, life is too short.

(note: I am sure I got some of the details wrong on the workout, sue me)

 

 

 

 

 

 

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