Fitness, Fellowship, Faith

Day: December 17, 2019

Ding Dong Ditch

8 men got swole this morning and didn’t even need kettlebells, blocks or bricks to do it. Their own sweat and a killer weinke were all that was needed to do the job. Here’s what happened.

Disclaimer

Warmup:

Don Quixote (aka the Mayor)

The Thang:

YHC made up a routine of descending reps of each exercise all done under the covered part of the school. You might think that we wouldn’t get much movement in with this setup but you’d be wrong Mayor. That’s why we call it Ding Dong Ditch!

Start at one end of the covered part doing 20 Donkey Kicks, mosey down the way and pick an appropriate place to do 20 Dips, mosey a little more and do 20 Derkins on the round things, then go to the front door and do 20 Dirty Hookups. Wait, hold the phone! Upon realizing the the front door area of the school is glass YHC didn’t want to risk breaking anything or at least having to clean up so we omaha’ed the Dirty Hookups to be Alternating Shoulder Taps (keeping the shoulder burn going Mayor)!  Once everyone is done we mosey back to the start and do it again, just do 2 less reps than the time before.

What was fun, along with pushing the rock, was seeing how high Roscoe could jump and touch the wall with his soaked gloves. Another thing is that even though we tried several times to get a competent countoff from the PAX. Apparently we are brain dead because we only executed it correctly once or twice. Maybe it was a morning thing Mayor?

Well we finished up this routine with enough time to do a round of Mary with each PAX calling an ab-only exercise since we hadn’t worked the six-packs yet. YHC finished with the always crowd pleasing Bring Sally Up, Mayor’s favorite. He should’ve been here. Legend has it that Mayor was once seen at this AO but I’m sure that’s just a wives tale. Anywho, YHC really enjoyed leading such a fun and energetic group of fellow rock pushers.

Annoucnements:

Not CSAUP CSAUP, Convergence, Christmas Party January 4th

Prayer Requests:

Leppard’s son

Thank you all for the opportunity to lead men! AYE!!!

 

Back Half of a country Song.

With the weather being unpredictable today I planned for everything to take place under the shelter. With a lot of kids and families sick so close to Christmas I was not gonna have some kids Dad sick for the holidays.

The Thang:
Tabata style 20 seconds of work 10 seconds of rest. Repeat 3x at the end of each circuit 25 of the exercise listed.

Mtn climbers
25 reverse lunge
Burpees
25 squat jumps
Ski moguls
25 big boys

Dips
25 hammers
Step ups
25 lbc’s
SSH
25 Flutters
Shoulder taps
25 big boys

GoofBalls
25 derkins
Mo Rockin Nite Clubs
25 Merkins
Shoulder press
25 Wide arm merkins
Shadow box
25 Merkins

About half way through the workout this morning mumble chatter was going well.
Towards the end I mentioned to Sparky that my week was like an old Country song, minus the death and divorce part. My M. Had some Dental work done, my Dog had to have emergency surgery on his paw, and my Son has been sick for several days. I laughed for a moment and said “at least we are on the back half of the country song”. You know that part when the chord changes and there seems to be more determination in the singers voice to finish or bring it home. The right attitude and mindset can help you with life. Thanks to the men of F3 I am able to take on life’s obstacles better than before. I hope everyone has a wonderful Christmas, remember that ultimately God carries us through life. Without his perfect gift to us none of this would even matter. Love those who need it, be kind and stop an extra moment over the next few days to listen to what random story your kid is telling you. Also
Do Some Dang Burpees!

Announcements:
40/50 day challenge service this Saturday’s each AO
Convergence 12/28

C.O.T.

The Bed Pan is Full..

Deep Thoughts by Oompa Loompa

YHC rolled into Starkville about 10 minutes early to find all the PAX ready to go.  We took the weights up to the well lit tennis courts and set up 6 stations.

Station 1

  • 25 lbs – Squats

Station 2

  • 10 lbs each hand – Randys

Station 3

  • 10 lbs – LBC’s

Station 4

  • 15 lbs each hand – Triceps

Station 5

  • 3.5 lbs each hand – Moroccan Nightclubs

Station 6

  • 40 lbs – Curls

 

We listened to a nice selection of metal music, rotating stations at the end of each song. Right before time was up, we carried the weights back to start.

We did 22 merkins for the troops and then finished up with the pledge and COT.

Thanks to Oompa for the life long lessons learned this wonderful evening. Lessons like to “never take any responsibility” and to “be sure to go to the bathroom right before people start to pick up the chairs” at a church event. This was important information taught by a man with the ability to adapt, survive and excel in any situation.   This information has been logged in the Starkville Rolodex for future retrieval.

Thanks to all for the opportunity to lead.

Big Pappy

James 2:26 “For just as the body without the spirit is dead, so also faith without works is dead.”

Better than Sargento’s

I was minding my own business preparing my Q at Bulldog when Sargento fired a shot across the bow at poor ol’ Mayor about my workout.  So naturally, being the kind person I am, I let it go and did not reply…..believed no one EVER.

 

I made him rais his game up and put some work in.

Disclaimer: Done

Pledge: Done

Warmup:  Grass pickers x10IC, MNC x25IC and Don Quixote x10IC.  Done

Thang:  90 seconds of merkins, SSH, Sit-ups, Lunges, Burpees, Flutter kicks for rounds.  Finish up with a few minutes to go so we grab 60 seconds of pistol crunches.  Watts up with 60 seconds of cross leg crunches, Clavin with 60 seconds of plank work and Tube with 60 seconds of six inches.  Done

Announcements:   Convergence 12/28, Not so CSAUP CSAUP 12/20, Christmas Party 1/4/20, Labrynth New Year’s Day at 0700

Prayers:  Dry Rubs M in hospital, Watts Up father-in-law due to fall, Pedals M, Outhouses Dad due to fall, Two women Mayor knows starting to deal with breast cancer, those with addiction and depression during the holidays….reach out to someone if you know, travel mercies during the holiday season.

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