• When: 07/18/2018
  • QIC: Linus
  • PAX: TBone, Spiderman, Clavin, Gastone, Whoopee, Bandit, Toto, Defib, Boudin, Peppercorn, Stone Cold

Going to make this brief…….

Warm Up….

SSH – 20 in cadence

Merkins – 10 in cadence

LBC – 20 in cadence

Squats – 20 in cadence

Pledge

Mosey to Martha River’s.  Bandit pushing himself hard to improve after some much needed time off, great effort sir.  Lead off to a modified 11’s borrowed from Roscoe’s playbook.  Note to self, and note to all PAX, do not ‘EVER’ borrow a page from Roscoe’s playbook.  Serious injuries from minor hemmorage and lesions to fatality may occur.  Luckily for me I only experienced a major ’bout of discomfiture resulting in me losing overall count and wondering if I even completed the full round of 11’s.  Our modified and not monkified 11’s included 5 burpees at the bottom of the hill which by max standards can only be a 5% grade, but in full swing felt to me like 95%.  At the top of the mighty small hill Pax are to perform 10 squat jumps (I squatted an inch and jumped an inch) and reduce count by one each time up.  I may (may I say) have splashed merlot around the third or fourth time up, not necessarily due to my lack of athletic ineptitude, no, moreso to my discountenance watching Boudin, Defib, Spiderman, oh hell all of them lap me.  To start we ran, wait…….go back and start 5 burpees and then run.  It is honestly to me a great heart start burner.  We finished and many thanks to Gastone as he lead the completed PAX (all of them) in planks and yanks as I finished my next five rounds.

Mosey to Picnic Shelter area #2 for some Lindsey’s/Forties.  Just as we are about to get started I noticed that we were in the wrong shelter.  Even though I called ahead and reserved Shelter #1 (had to have the Volleyball Court) Gaston County Parks and Rec told me I would not need advanced notice as at 5:30 in the morning there is relatively little circumscription even though I now think all of the ropes creating barriers to my Q were the result of me insisting upon my natural appanage.  So, she took my credit card information and said, you got Shelter number #1, idiot.  I’m waiting for that charge to appear.

Lindsey’s/Forties, 30 Dips/10 Merkins, total 40.  Rinso/Repeato reduce/increase by 5.

Smokin arms, mosey to the rock barriers and did not even glance at the volleyball court which I so needed for what I have no idea.

Aiken Legs, 20 of each – Squatz, Scissor Jumps, Lunge, Step or Jump Ups

Mary, Led us in a short bout of Mary, Spiderman insisting that he get a chance to chime in with one.  Really, holding up his hand shouting me, me, me, me.  Come on man, pick me.  Hey, Linus……Here, I’m right here, pick me!!!  I want to lead one!!!!  Got to got to admire the enthusiasm.

Modified 4 corners, Light poles on the way back, stop and do 10 merkins, next one 20 squats, next one was 10 merkins.  It was 10 merkins because in 4 corners, not only is the next exercise supposed to be 30 of whatever, I could not even think of whatever 30 we would do so I resorted to starting back over, along with Whoopee properly noting that each corner would pick up with the prior exercise as well as the next advance.  So, this is modified, monkified, Linusfied (definition, if it includes Linus then it is messed up).

Moseyed back to Snoballs, Thank you to all Pax that came back to carry me home.

Announcements:

Stuart Cramer:  Mayor wishes to pass the torch on Site Q.  Step up if interested

Irwin Center – 7/27, 6:00-11:00 (pm I suppose), At Risk Kids, need Chaperone’s to help with fun and games, see Gastone for intel

Bandit’s Father playing in Swing Band (not swingers like some had hoped) at Stowe Park, 7ish’.  Already happened but hope it was great

Monday – Site Q change at Black Knight.  Mighty small ceremony to take place.  Show

Whoopee – Shout out to T-Bone and Peppercorn for their commitments to Fitness and F3

Many thanks Whoopee to your recognition of Linus and efforts to improve.

Prayers/Concerns:

Clavins’ Mother, Whoopee’s daughter (who is improving), I believe there is another I missed, I regret this and am sorry but we lifted all concerns up.

Great time guys, thank you for Posting.

Honored to Lead where I am frequently the Six

Linus, out